This site makes extensive use of JavaScript.
Please enable JavaScript in your browser.
Live
PTR
10.2.7
PTR
10.2.6
Beta
Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
Post Reply
Return to board index
Post by
317173
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
150866
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Blitzfire
Granted, but she wasn't always a girl....
Following that trend...
I wish I had a new boyfriend. Gonna be origional or just take mine? :O
Post by
Valoras
Granted.. but he's 8 years old.
I wish my stereo hadnt died... :(
Post by
150866
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
155232
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
150866
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Septimus
Granted. But your house does not get bigger, you just get smaller giving the illusion of a bigger house.
I wish, I was smarter.
Post by
TheMediator
Granted. But your house does not get bigger, you just get smaller giving the illusion of a bigger house.
I wish, I was smarter.
Granted, however you have headaches all the time. You try basic over headache medicine, but it doesn't seem to do the trick. Eventually you start using illegal drugs, but the cops bust you and you are sent to prison for 3-5. In prison, Bubba claims you. Needless to say, you are worse off than you started.
I wish I had a cake.
Post by
Septimus
Granted, but its a lie.
I wish for my dog to give birth to healthy puppies.
Post by
Blitzfire
Granted, but they get smushed by a street racer in the lane behind your house... ;_; I miss my cat...
I wish I didn't chew on the back of my pens.
Post by
TheMediator
Granted, but they get smushed by a street racer in the lane behind your house... ;_; I miss my cat...
I wish I didn't chew on the back of my pens.
Granted, but you end up grinding your teeth and have to go to the dentists!
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
Post by
157629
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Septimus
Granted,
but they get smushed by a street racer in the lane behind your house
... ;_; I miss my cat...
I dont have a lane behind my house...acre block FTW
Granted, but you end up grinding your teeth and have to go to the dentists!
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
Granted but you can't handle the truth....cake
I wish for a river of chocolate to replace the worlds roads....(Yeah drive your cars in that....heh yeah right)
Post by
TheMediator
I wish for a river of chocolate to replace the worlds roads....(Yeah drive your cars in that....heh yeah right)
Granted, but some fat kid gets sucked into a pipe and then oompa loompa's sing an annoying song.
I wish that I had some fizzy lifting drink.
Post by
Septimus
Granted, but you are doomed to never be able to burp again....(and float into the fan...*splat*)
I wish i knew what snarzberries tasted like.
Post by
157629
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Blitzfire
Granted, but you sleep till next Tuesday.
I wish I tasted good but not good enough to eat.
Post by
157629
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
TheMediator
Granted, you get a job at A&W, you now permanently smell like onions. Fat men now follow and drool all over you.
I wish i win this weekend
Granted. However, you get hit by a bus. (Sorry I don't know what you mean by win this weekend)
I wish that I had an army of oompa lompas.
Post Reply
You are not logged in. Please
log in
to post a reply or
register
if you don't already have an account.