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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Ryolo
Granted, but..uhh..You die anyway.
I wish for
NFSN
.
Post by
52879
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Rengarde
Ummm.... that's what the wish was. I WIN! roflpwned
Granted, but all sports are banned until the swine flu pandemic is over.
I wish that Ryolo wasn't so easily confused.
Post by
Ryolo
Granted, but you get the two halves but not it as whole.
I wish for
Evo X
. *Sigh*
Post by
Rengarde
Granted, but it gets blown up with a car bomb, as you start it.
I wish I could slowly kill Ryolo.... for no reason :D
Post by
Ryolo
Grant..OH YOU..ed, but I become a zombie and eat your brain. And I steal your lewts.
I wish for Ren..rngrn..rengraaar..Rengarde to not be so...erm...sadist.
Post by
Rengarde
Granted, but you become suicidal to balance out the loss of pain and kill yourself.
I wish Ryolo would come to learn the perks of sadism. :D
.... oh, btw, did I mention I'm also masochistic?
Post by
Ryolo
.... oh, btw, did I mention I'm also masochistic?
Our minds think alike.
Granted, but I become oversadistic.
I wish for
Rennie
to calm down once more.
Post by
Rengarde
Granted, but you get cleaved into oblivion by High Overlord Saurfang.
I wish that Failolo wasn't so fail.
Post by
Ryolo
Granted, I can't fail anymore.
I wish that Rennie wasn't full of wtfbbq.
Post by
Rengarde
Granted, but your head explodes from the shock of me not being full of wtfbbq.
I wish that I couldn't wish for another wish in which that I would wish for another wish which would wish that I couldn't wish a wish where Ryolo couldn't make this wish corrupted.
Post by
Ryolo
Gra..OH YOU
Granted, but I have the power to corrupt anyway.
I wish I could throw frostbolts RL.
Post by
Rengarde
I think I confused myself with that. Don't feel bad.
Granted, but your hands have to be sawn off due to frost bite.
I wish that I could sometimes understand my own posts.
Post by
Ryolo
Granted, but you can't understand other's posts.
I wish for...food
Post by
Rengarde
? :P
Granted, but you can't eat it. And it sits in front of you... so tantalizingly delicious....
I wish that Ryolo would make more difficult wishes like wishing that this wish created a time paradox and didn't exist but did.
Post by
Ryolo
Granted, but now you make easy wishes.
I wish for a time paradox.
Post by
Rengarde
Granted, but the paradox destroys the alternate reality that you are in, causing you to "die".
I wish that I could be a sadist.
Post by
Ryolo
Granted, but you'll never be as sadistic as me.
I wish I could play WoW now.
400kms away from my pc, and no game time left, hooray!
Post by
Rengarde
Granted, but you can only play for 12 hours, and the scheduled maintence is occuring, and takes up all of your 12 hours.
I wish that I could play WoW at any time I wish, for however long I wish, without dying or being incapitated in such a fashion that I cannot play WoW.
Post by
Ryolo
Wait, isn't that uncurruptable?
Anyway, I steal your pc.
I wish for 100 kilos of natrium and a filled swimming pool.
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