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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
cheezedood21
Granted. You sit on it, watch Law and Order, and eat potato chips for the rest of your life. This causes you to become morbidly obese. Your TV has been left on for 2 years. It short-circuits and sets your house ablaze. You're too fat to move. You die from smoke inhalation.
No one comes to your funeral, because they've completely forgotten about you. You are buried with your couch, your cheezy poofs, and your subscription to "Fat Guys Quarterly."
I wish I wasn't so deliciously evil >:D
Post by
Interest
Granted, you get purged.
I wish for Ashbringer.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but it's the corrupted version and it kills you.
I wish for Shadowmourne.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but it takes control of you, turning you into another Lich King.
I wish for Quel'delar (agl version)
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but you can't use it for some reason.
I wish for Frostmourne to eat my soul.
Post by
465994
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but you get defaced.
I wish for lies and slander.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but for some reason, there all good things.
I wish for the powers of a Kryptonian without the kryptanite weakness.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you're weak against Arcanite.
I wish for Thorium (yes it's a real element!)
Post by
coston89
Granted but you have no use for it, so enjoy your hollow gift.
I wish for a day without any conflict.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but the days leading up to it wipe out 99% of the population of the planet.
I wish for the Endbringer to be real.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but it ends you.
I wish for a gun of any sort.
Post by
366611
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Post by
chase123
Granted but they fly you into the sun.
I wish for a christmas present.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but it's a small scale black hole that sucks you into a deep dark nothingness.
I wish for the above, but under my control.
Post by
366611
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but it's fake.
I wish for a trillion dollars.
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366611
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Post by
Interest
Then they would be unstoppable (lolololol)
What if I lol'd?
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465994
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