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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but it gets boring...and you suffer endless torment from it.
I wish I could take an incorporeal form.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but you can't get a physical one back.
I wish for balls made of fine brass.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but they shatter anyways.
I wish for a soda.
Post by
chase123
Granted but its hot.
I wish for to have pirates as neighbors.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but they impale you.
I wish for some pet hamsters.
Post by
chase123
Granted but they're infected with a zombie curse and they bite you.
I wish for a zombie curse.
Post by
Orranis
Granted, but it only affects you. And all your limbs are torn off in the process.
I wish all my homework would magically be done at A+ standards.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you're accused of cheating...
I wish I could make contracts.
Post by
chase123
Granted but they all fail and you get repeatedly sued for bad contracts.
I wish for psychic powers.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you bend your own mind.
I wish for a spoon.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but it's really spork.
I wish for Knifork.
Post by
392412
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but....zzzzz....corruption later.
I wish I didn't have to defrag.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, your computer explodes instead.
I wish my 3rd replacement motherboard will work.
Post by
392412
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
cheezedood21
Granted. You have better things to do, but you still don't do them.
I wish the Randomness memes didn't make that annoying whistling sound, as they pass over my head.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you get deafened anyways.
I wish for more friends.
Post by
465994
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but then the comic is ruined... good going QQ.
I wish for more Donald being fired from the cannon.
Post by
Gnoktish
granted, but one day you walk through wow and he crash lands onto you, your gear is all red, you lose all your gold and you have to wair 3 days for ressurection
i wish this wasnt a wish, i want it to be a command!
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