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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Interest
Granted. but it crushes you.
I wish for a stave.
Post by
Spacecat
Granted, but then you see someone with a real sword and it makes you look silly.
I wish that every time I said 'Hi' I'd gain £1000
yeah, not dollars, pounds, i live in England
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you have to pay up 1000000 pounds every time you say "bye."
I wish I had more gold.
Post by
Spacecat
Granted, but you let everyone in WoW know and are constantly whispered ' Oh wow! You have loads of gold! Maybe I can have some too! Please?' for eternity (or atleast until you quit wow.)
I wish I was brilliant at archery.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you're so brilliant, you shoot an arrow across the entire world, and it hits you.
I wish I could use magic.
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465994
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but he kills you.
I wish for some paper.
Post by
Adamsm
Granted, but you get a paper cut and you die.
I wish for the power of Weird Al!(without the hair)
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Granted, but you're stuck looking like him in Fat your whole life.
I wish for 3 more wishes!
Post by
Interest
Granted, but they also become corrupted.
I wish that there were more of these threads.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Granted, but you wouldn't be able to post in them.
I wish I always had 1 more post than Interest.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but that will never happen.
I wish my post count was hidden.
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116883
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Post by
Spacecat
Granted, but to keep the balance you are mentally challenged ( or whatever ).
I wish I had amazing athletic abilities.
Post by
Hyperspacerebel
Granted, but sports go out of fashion
I wish I could type faster than 30 words/min.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you lose the use of your hands.
I wish for a scone.
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116883
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