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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but aliens wipe out our wussy asses 200 years later.
I wish people could stop being idiots...
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635092
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Post by
Persen
Granted. You lose the ability to express yourself comprehensibly.
I wish I had a place to live when going to the university.
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127554
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635092
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Post by
Persen
Granted. It's so good it's copied all over the internet, and no one knows it's you who came up with it.
I wish I had some great, fresh music to listen to.
Post by
Interest
Granted, you listen to rap and die from its suckiness (you didn't say from whose perspective it would be great).
I wish it was undefined.
Post by
Persen
Granted, though your wish is corrupt.
I wish for some cola and crisps.
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635092
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Post by
Persen
Granted. The other wish, once used, will make your head explode. And it's invoked by saying "it".
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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322702
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Post by
Persen
You now have an army of loose heads, limbs and various other body parts incapable of movement. But at least they'll
try
to obey.
I wish for the 16th this month.
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275081
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Post by
Persen
You know, though you become a mute.
I wish my brother's friend would go away.
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534868
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Post by
Persen
Sure you can. Nobody will care. You're now deaf though.
I wish I had some custard berliners.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but they explode.
I wish I had a lemon.
Post by
coolguyry
Granted, but it explodes in your eyes and you scream in agony due to the citrus burning in them though.
I wish for a fruitcake.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you break your teeth on it.
I wish I had the power of thunder!
Post by
coolguyry
Wish granted, but lightning will always shoot out of your ass now.
I wish I had my father back.
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