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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, you will be an immortal who lacks all five senses and all feelings.
I wish I did not have to take this sh*t.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but....you just do.
I wish I could destroy CD-I.
Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, but you get destroyed in the process.
I wish it would rain.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but you drown.
I wish I could change weather.
Post by
blademeld
Granted, but you can only change it by -/+200cm rainfall (or snow/hail/etc) per day, -/+100km/h winds or -/+50C, and the effects are global. (In other words, any changes to weather will result in global destruction)
I wish I had the power to melt chocolate with my mind.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, but you are now incapable of using your mind for anything else.
IWISHINEVERHADTOLEAVESURFERSPARADISE!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Post by
Interest
Granted. but you starve to death. It has no food.
I wish I could never fail.
Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, you will succeed in everything, including destroying the whole existence of all things.
I wish I had a cool nickname.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but no one uses it.
I wish...
Post by
donnymurph
Granted. But be careful what you wish for.
I wish my shoulder didn't hurt so much.
Post by
wobbuffet
Granted, you now have the worst possible headache that can be without head exploding. But it sure does feel like it.
I wish I was dead.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, but it turns out hell does exist and guess what: that's where you're going!
I wish I had munnies.
Post by
ExDementia
Granted, but it's all sequential, marked bills in a security bank bag that explodes with ink when you open it.
I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me.
Post by
imanbushara
Wish granted, but your spouse catches syphilis.
I wish I had a DeLorean.
Post by
ExDementia
Granted, but it's missing the keys.
I wish the internet would learn proper grammar and spelling.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, it now points out your every mistake; and nags you about it.
I wish I had a beer.
Post by
236602
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
donnymurph
Granted, I delete an old post from a few pages back that no-one's ever gonna look at again.
I wish gearscore=skill
Post by
Cyonisper
Wish granted, but you have no gear now.
I wish she'd call...
Post by
ExDementia
Granted, but she's calling from my basement...
I wish my lord Satan would come upon this world.
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