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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but you are eternally ridiculed for being a "cow person" by the majority of people.
I wish I could fix my WIndows Media Player-related problems.
Post by
Maurvyn
Granted, but now you must constantly download the fixes to all of the previous fixes, in order to fix the problems fixed by the fixes.
I wish the IT dept at my company would allow us to utilize software or tech from later than 1994.
Post by
Konekochan
Granted, but then your work computers crash due to not being able to handle the later software.
I wish our work website is compatible with Firefox and/or Chrome.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but the site is subsequently infested with malware-installing javascript that cannot be removed.
I wish I could pay a one-time price for what I want instead of tons of microtransactions.
Post by
Konekochan
Granted, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but when you earn your million dollars, significant inflation occurs and the true value of said million dollars is roughly equal to a loaf of bread.
I wish people would price their software for less (looking particularly at video and music editors and such)
Post by
Konekochan
Granted, but the software will be unusable once you buy them.
I wish I had a real pet penguin.
Post by
Maurvyn
Granted, but it's a re-created New Zealand Giant penguin (
see here
).
Just imagine the penguin droppings...
I wish it actually rained cats and dogs.
Post by
Konekochan
OH SWEET.
Granted, but then the cats and dogs end up all dead on everyone's houses.
I wish the jerks on WoW would disappear.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but as a result they try to lead productive lives and end up in commutes, traffic jams, workplaces, and the like, spreading their jerkishness along the way.
I wish this "your post is empty" bug would stop happening.
Post by
Konekochan
Granted, but then you are encountered with the "your post is over the postcount limit" bug.
I wish Pokemon Colosseum was less difficult and annoying.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but then a Wii U released of Orre is made where you start with a level 1 Pokemon and have to fight level 20s.
I wish I had direct access to the internet (as in no need for an ISP).
Post by
oneforthemoney
Granted, but as a result you can never escape it, and in the end waste away beneath the sheer weight of accumulated information you need to get through.
I wish I didn't have to work anymore.
Post by
Mikiti
Granted, but you need to pay taxes, social services and all this nonsense, so you end up in dept rather than gain.
I wish that my body would die and i would continue to live as ethereal beeing + time travel and dimension travel aswell, lets make it a 3 parter.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but as it turns out each "dimension" is actually only 1 mile in radius.
I wish I could beat all of ToX2 endgame in 1 minute.
Post by
Mikiti
Granted, but after u beat it you forget it so you want to beat it again, so eternal loop begins.
I want something you want.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but as it turns out, what I want is something harmful to you and not me and thus you may not actually want it.
I wish Windows Media Player would quit acting up.
Post by
Mikiti
Granted but since it finished its acting carrier it switchet to dancing. Now it dances around your screen.
I wish for radiation absorption.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but it results in extremely unpleasant side effects that may or may not have killed you.
I wish I could get over this cold...
Post by
Mikiti
Granted, but now you can only inhale O3 (ozone).
I wish i could become Mahou Shoujo ...
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