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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Interest
Granted, but I ignore your wish because it is human nature to ignore other people.
I wish that I had stealth irl and that this wish won't backfire on me.
Post by
160949
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119112
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Post by
boods
Granted. But everyone dies of a plague and turns into mindless zombies.
I wish that teh hot girl at school fell in love with me and we got married, both lived for as long as we both wanted, had a beautiful invincible house that was amazing, and everyone on the planet loved us, and that whatever i thought became reality if i wanted it to unless it would inflict anyone in a bad way.
Post by
boods
Baha noone can corrupt that wish =]
Post by
Dogel
Granted, but you two got a divorce. Owned. ;)
I wish that I'll 100% my test tomorrow.
Post by
boods
Granted, But you fail every other exam.
I wish that dogel didn't corrupt my wish.
Post by
Dogel
Granted, but I do anyways. :D
I wish for a weapon of mass destruction.
Post by
boods
Granted, but it only has one charge, and that was used before you got it.
I wish I was a caterpiller
Life would be a farce.
I'd climb up all the plants and trees and slide down on my
hands and knees.
=]
Post by
Dogel
I was thinking that the last line would be something else. lmao.
Granted, but a bird eats you.
I wish for glue.
Post by
boods
Granted, but it sticks to your left hand, so you go to pull it off with your right hand, which is then stuck to it, so then you try to headbutt it off, but your head gets stuck to it.
What to do ?! OH NO!
So you use your left foot to try to move it.
GUESS WHAT
Now all but your right leg is stuck to this glue.
So you like, try to get it off by putting your head on the stove however, just end up burning your hands and face.
So now you think that thats the end. But all of a sudden, the glue dissapears:
Bascially you go through a funny ordeal and then the glue stops being sticky.
So the glue is useless.
unless you plan to use it for: Rectriational use
In which case is smells like a mixture of sulphur, Carboxylic acids and crushed lightbulbs.
I wish i didn't have to type the Code to post.
Post by
Dogel
Granted, but you feel like something is missing if you don't type it, so you type the code in anyways, but you always make a mistake on the first try.
I wish that the person corrupting this wish will watch
this
.
Post by
crspyofarthas
granted but my i go deaf and blind so there is no use
i wish for good grades :P
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89659
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16488
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Post by
Dhazy
Wish granted but scientists find a new source of power, everyone uses it (including you), and it turns out to be faulty and explodes.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
Post by
119112
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Post by
Interest
Granted, Queggy gets banned for posting more than 1500 times and so therefore cannot change his icon. Then, realizing a conspiracy to ban Queggy, you get banned from the internet eternally.
I wish foreign gas prices would go down (it was $2 a liter in Asia....2 years ago).
Post by
Laihendi
Granted, but... oh god! Oh no, not now!!! How could they come so soon?!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5416/urpostzqz9.jpg
You will be assimilated, resistance is futile. We wish for hot pockets plx :-]
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