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Corrupt Wishes (A Forum Game)
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Post by
Gyorg
Wishing on top of a star results in vaporization.
I wish for an quick method to gain honor.
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Post by
Dogel
Granted, but my army of potatoes and I ate it.
I wish I didn't smell like dog.
Post by
Fennrahn
Granted, but my army of potatoes and I ate it.
I wish I didn't smell like dog.
Granted.
Now you smell like a Murloc turd.
I wish that Trade Chat would be less "fail" and more "win."
Post by
Dogel
Aw, damnit.
Granted, but all it is now is the BEARBOT! chat.
I wish I could find my cell phone.
Post by
Fennrahn
Granted...
But you found it in a dungeon, which you are now trapped in.
Sucks for you!
I wish someone other than Dogel would respond to this post... xD
Edit: Oh noez, now nobody will ever respond to this! lmao.
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164232
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Post by
Fennrahn
Granted.
But now, there's no Summer Vacation.
I wish that I was less hungry.
Post by
Dogel
ITS ME AGAIN! >:)
Granted. You ate a worm.
I wish I could kill and not have to go to jail.
Post by
Fennrahn
ITS ME AGAIN! >:)
Granted. You ate a worm.
I wish I could kill and not have to go to jail.
Granted. You go to Supermax prison.
I wish I had some cheese.
Post by
Dogel
Granted, but I eat it.
I wish I had a potato.
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164904
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Post by
Dhazy
Wish
FAIL
. There is no wish to grant.
You mysteriously develop a brain tumor a week from now.
I wish that the servers would come up earlier than they do now. It's 2 in the afternoon when they finally come back up for me.
Post by
Interest
Granted, but Blizzard stops making patches.
I wish for misfortune to happen to me (do your worst).
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159383
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100873
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Post by
Fennrahn
Granted...
But it sucks.
I wish that I had some edible, non poisonous, delicious cheese that nobody other than me can eat.
Buaha! You'll have to use your brain to respond to this one!
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164232
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Post by
Fennrahn
Granted...but to make it so edible, non poisonous and only you can eat it, they use a special formula, that is not digestible by the human body...thus, it clogs your stomach so much so that your insides burst, in the process spraying stomach acids all over your family who have gathered by your death bed, and they are also horribly scarred for life...
LMAO!!! That is some of my best work I think...
I wish I was a moderator...
Woah, that was actually something I hadn't thought of.
Granted. You're now a moderator of some Swahili forum.
I wish somebody on Wowhead IRC would talk.
EDIT: Someone did. Lemme think up a new one.
I wish that I had a slab of cheese that was perfect in every way, shape, and form.
/cackle
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