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236602
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Post by
Skreeran
My dad's eaten dog. ;)
Post by
Skreeran
A Slave to Obedience
"Stand here," they told me. "Guard this door."
They told me that right before they went to assault the Lich King. Most never returned. The ones that did had forgotten about me.
So I stood, and I guarded. The Ebon Blade left Icecrown soon after. And then Northrend altogether. And still I stood.
Years passed. I watched as the walls of refined Saronite were beaten down by nature alone. My body whithered. The elements tore my flesh off first. My eyes were the first to go I think.
But still I stood. And I guarded the door. The useless door into a useless vault.
My bones were ground to dust by the terrible winds after a few hundred years. And still I stood, my spirit unable to leave.
And still I stand now. I don't know how long it's been. The land have changed. There is little left of the vault or the door, but still I guard it.
I would almost prefer to be under the Scourge again. At least then I couldn't think. Now my mind lays trapped. Locked in my subconscious, unable to alter my actions. And so I will stand. Guarding the door. Perhaps forever.
Another story... Not so much a creepy one, though. This one involves the fate of my Death Knight.
I'm also working on another story involving a half-orc that I think I'll probably end up making into a fan-fic if I can just get a solid story down. I'm only at the premise stage atm.
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236602
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Post by
Skreeran
Aye. ;)
The narator would be Ruin's former self, trapped in his subconscious.
Post by
Neonhyper
That made me sad, Skree....
Post by
Morec0
Ruin made the right choice, though.
Post by
Neonhyper
Eeek. Maybe I'll do something later.
Post by
Skreeran
Ruin made the right choice, though.Well, he didn't really ever have a choice... :P
Post by
236602
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Post by
Morec0
Ruin made the right choice, though.Well, he didn't really ever have a choice... :P
Exactly >:)
EDIT: Yo Taum, why'd u change ur icon?
Post by
Morec0
Yeah, I don't care about uniqueness much anymore (in the icon sense) as long as its cool, I'll take it.
Post by
Skreeran
We need some GaronaXValeera up in this hizzouse.
Post by
Neonhyper
This next one is supposed to be funny. It's based on a true story.
Destruction, Cataclsym, and the Events that Follow
One day Jaina was in her tower taking care of that long blond hair of hers. She was finished putting the shampoo in and lathering it, and now she was headed for her bottle of
Secret Magi Conditioner!
Jaina picked up the bottle of conditioner and was about to take a big glop of it, when the conditioner bottle
EXPLODED.
Jaina screams: "
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'
A Theramore guard comes to her aid: "What is the problem m'lady!"
Jaina says to the guard: "Go to Orgrimmar and tell Thrall to make Garrosh Warchief to start a war against the Alliance! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"
Thrall gives the messanger his response: "What shall I do in the mean time?"
Jaina replies: "Go to Hyjal and help that guy that obviously is addicted to sleeping-pills like they're crack and help him destroy a giant mess of hot chilli and salsa!"
Thrall agrees and sends another question back: "And what will you do in the mean time, Jaina?"
After pondering, Jaina replies: "I shall follow after Varian and attempt to get the secret of his conditioner! He
must
have a special brand to get his hair looking like a wanna-be blood elf!"
Fin.
Post by
Skreeran
That's pretty funny... :P
I'd lol, but I don't lol. Ever.
Post by
Neonhyper
I randomly made that up when I was taking a shower and my conditioner bottle exploded.
*Nodnod*
Post by
Neonhyper
Thanks, and it didn't explode to be honest... I just can't squeeze it to make the conditioner come out.
Once I open the lid it all comes pouring into my hand and all over the shower. T_T
Post by
Patty
I might write something now.
Post by
Adamsm
I'll continue this btwI'd rather you didnt.
Post by
Skreeran
I'll continue this btwI'd rather you didnt.I'd prefer he did...
>.>
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