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Crappy ways to die in Dungeons and Dragons. (Game)
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L33tsauce
Alright, so I had this awesome idea for our game. There are these two gnomes, see, and they find this bracelet of power...
Post by
Interest
Alright, so I had this awesome idea for our game. There are these two gnomes, see, and they find this bracelet of power...
Lol...Human male joke.
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374287
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Post by
L33tsauce
My old DM used to end his campaign by introducing the old artifact "the Deck of Many Things". Each card drawn had a chance to grant you ridiculously good things (your own castle, crap-ton of experience points, service of a 4th level fighter) or ridiculously bad things (imprisonment beneath the earth, fight death or be forever destroyed, permanent intelligence drain). He'd let us draw as many as we'd like, and we'd always draw enough to eventually ruin or destroy our characters, with maybe one guy sitting there with his own castle and a 4th level lackey. I miss that deck.
My DM used to end a campaign by telling us that we were all a bunch of no-life losers who would never get laid, and that he'd see us again next Wednesday.
Post by
wolffe
Tried to jump over a guy who had a drawn sword. I failed a jump check.....
Needless to say i jumped into his drawn sword and got decapitated....
Post by
L33tsauce
Tried to jump over a guy who had a drawn sword. I failed a jump check.....
Needless to say i jumped into his drawn sword and got decapitated....
You jumped into a sword! You retard!
Post by
Interest
Enemy uses Antimatter gun on you.
OH SHI-
Post by
Kristopher
How about this.
"Asleep in your cabin you suddenly feel the earth shaking, and hear a terrible noise outside. You get up to investigate, just in time to see an enormous shadow engulf your surroundings, like something blocked out the sun. You don your armor in time to be crushed below somethings foot." Looks like the DM rolled the "lucky" number for the Tarrasque. Enjoy your new character.
Post by
Interest
Half Celestial Gold Dragon crits you for 100 damage with his claws.
You die.
Post by
Queggy
In the new sets Savage Encounters, the first box I bought of it had a lvl 32
Graz'zt
in it.
I was happeh.
Post by
Interest
In the new sets Savage Encounters, the first box I bought of it had a lvl 32
Graz'zt
in it.
I was happeh.
o_0
Very nice.
Post by
TheMediator
Tried to jump over a guy who had a drawn sword. I failed a jump check.....
Needless to say i jumped into his drawn sword and got decapitated....
You jumped into a sword! You retard!
This post is awesome.
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184848
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Post by
Queggy
In the new sets Savage Encounters, the first box I bought of it had a lvl 32
Graz'zt
in it.
I was happeh.
o_0
Very nice.
Thanks.
:)
In the new sets Savage Encounters, the first box I bought of it had a lvl 32
Graz'zt
in it.
I was happeh.
This one?
My friends paint figurines, so the DnD ones are typically sub-par.
No, that looks like a custom one. Mine looks like
this
.
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124027
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Post by
L33tsauce
...so, we going to actually do this or what?
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Tried to jump over a guy who had a drawn sword. I failed a jump check.....
Needless to say i jumped into his drawn sword and got decapitated....
You jumped into a sword! You retard!
This post is awesome.
:D
Post by
Orranis
My old DM used to end his campaign by introducing the old artifact "the Deck of Many Things". Each card drawn had a chance to grant you ridiculously good things (your own castle, crap-ton of experience points, service of a 4th level fighter) or ridiculously bad things (imprisonment beneath the earth, fight death or be forever destroyed, permanent intelligence drain). He'd let us draw as many as we'd like, and we'd always draw enough to eventually ruin or destroy our characters, with maybe one guy sitting there with his own castle and a 4th level lackey. I miss that deck.
Favorite, Artifact, Ever. In one game there was this Medivh like prophet guy who would just carry thousands around, and he would appear in the coolest moment.
Post by
Kristopher
Now for my next mage genocide trick. DnD tunnels are usually a set size, I think it’s 10x10 (the size of a gelatinous cube). Now a fireballs volume is a sphere. When a fireball detonates it expands to fill the 10x10 space. Unfortunately it won’t reach it’s maximum volume by this point and starts expanding forwards and backwards down the tunnel. You’ve got to do the math before launching that fireball or you’ll get yourself a crispy party.
Mmmm, crispy.
I was reading the DM guide a few minutes ago, and came upon the Critical hit variant rule.
Bob attacks Goblin 1, he rolls a 10. He misses.
Goblin 1 attacks Bob, he rolls a 20, he rolls a 20 to confirm critical strikes, and he rolls another 20 to confirm Instant Kill.
Bob dies.
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314938
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Interest
You drown.
Sucks to be you.
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