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Post by
Joemaster240
>Stop and stare into terry's eye's then slowly and romantically kiss him.
Post by
denjerre
> Cover the Murlocs with grass, just in case.
Post by
Morec0
> Pray to the Old Gods for a weapon.
Post by
Patty
> Lick a murloc's webbed hand curiously.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Lick a murloc's webbed hand curiously.
Ew... it tastes like... rotten yeti cheese...
Don't ask.
> Cover the Murlocs with grass, just in case.
You take a bunch of loose grass and toss it on the murlocs to cover them. Huzzah, your murloc problem is gone!
Now where were you?
> Pray to the Old Gods for a weapon.
You take a deep breath and began praying to C'thun.
After a long moment all you get is a bunch of garbling gibberish in your head.
This isn't working.
>Stop and stare into terry's eye's then slowly and romantically kiss him.
You stare at Terry, long and hard, before you give him one of those kisses from a very sappy chick flick. Porkins is disgusted and breaks you two apart. Terry is in shock and doesn't talk to you.
>
Post by
denjerre
> Attempt to reconcile with Terry.
Post by
Patty
> Sit on the bouncing mound of grass.
Post by
Joemaster240
>find a sack of empty peanut shells on the ground infront of you
Post by
Neonhyper
> Attempt to reconcile with Terry.
This isn't working. Terry won't speak to you at all.
Instead you have a conversation with Porkins, who decides that its time to get moving again.
> Sit on the bouncing mound of grass.
However, you get distracted by a bouncing mound of grass and decide to sit on it to keep it from moving. Haha! It vibrates underneath you which gives you a funny massaging beeling.
>find a sack of empty peanut shells on the ground infront of you
You find a bag of empty peanut shells.
Odd.
>
Post by
denjerre
> You get moving, but decide to take the bouncing mound of grass with you. You can never have enough bouncing mounds of grass!
Post by
Patty
> Follow the road, and reach an unreadable signpost.
Post by
Joemaster240
>Set the mound of grass on fire.
Post by
Neonhyper
> You get moving, but decide to take the bouncing mound of grass with you. You can never have enough bouncing mounds of grass!
>Set the mound of grass on fire.
You decide to take the bouncing mound of grass with you, but then have the unresistable urge to light it on fire. And so you do, and spend a few moments pretending you have a funny mask on and dancing around the fire like a maniac.
> Follow the road, and reach an unreadable signpost.
You head back to the road and follow it until you reach a sign! However, you can't understand a word the sign says. You pull out your translator book and flip around for a bit until you can discern that sign is pointing you in the obvious direction of Eastvale... which is East.
You shrug and start heading that way.
>
Post by
denjerre
> Look at the sky. Think about the sky.
Post by
Patty
> That cloud looks like a robot unicorn firing rainbow lasers.
Post by
Joemaster240
>you point up in the sky and ask is it a bird? a plane? No it's SUPER CLOUD!
Post by
Neonhyper
> Look at the sky. Think about the sky.
The sky, the sky is so blue... You think your favorite color might be blue because the sky is so blue. You start examining the clouds in the sky and thinking about what they look like.
> That cloud looks like a robot unicorn firing rainbow lasers.
That... that is so awesome, in so many different ways. You are in awe.
>you point up in the sky and ask is it a bird? a plane? No it's SUPER CLOUD!
Super cloud!
Oh crap, you're screwed.
You take Terry and Porkins and run for Eastvale again, Super Cloud on your trail.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
>You look at terry again while you run and think about that magical kiss you two shared.
Post by
denjerre
> Politely ask Super Cloud to go
harass
save someone else
Post by
Neonhyper
>You look at terry again while you run and think about that magical kiss you two shared.
> Politely ask Super Cloud to go
harass
save someone else
You look at Terry and think dreamily before snapping her attention back to the task at hand, you turn around and face super cloud, puff up your chest, and point your finger.
"GO BOTHER, I MEAN, SAVE SOMEONE ELSE HEROICALLY!"
Super Cloud abides and goes back into the sky.
>
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