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One Day In Goldshire...
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Post by
Neonhyper
<Contemplate why the night elf is making strange noises while she sides. What is siding, anyway?
As you contemplate this, you realize she's actually dying.
Odd.
>
Post by
Anmity
> Congratulate Porkins on his birthday
Post by
Neonhyper
> Congratulate Porkins on his birthday
You head away from the night elf corpse back to Terry and Porkins, you then congratulate Porkins on his birthday, as you apparently managed to forget that he had a birthday today.
>
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229054
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Post by
Neonhyper
> You continue to wander north as an army of vampire queen and arthas cousins march through the road.
Something is amiss in the place a nearby sign refers to Northshire.
Terry is still recovering, so he's unable to comment. Porkins believes you're in Elwynn Forest and that you should head to Northshire and check out there.
You can't help but stare at the vampire queen.
Man,
she
can bite you anyday.
>
Post by
Neonhyper
<One Day in Goldshire is paused!>
Tom is equipped with:
A slight moldy belt.
Mustard and ketchup stained Defias armor.
Emergency kitchen knife.
Porkins and Terry the glove puppets.
Tom's inventory:
A gibberish letter adressed to him.
Stack up the commands while I'm gone :D
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229054
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Post by
Neonhyper
Stack up the commands while I'm gone :D
Oh my you're insane.
:(
Post by
HiVolt
> Retrieve arms from safe.
:D
Post by
Neonhyper
Bah >.> I'm waiting for a few more commands before I unpause the game.
This is actually quite entertaining for me, to be honest, keep humoring me.
Post by
Skreeran
<Use emergency kitchen knife to carve frowny face into pumpkin.
Post by
Random0008
> Do the moonwalk.
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229054
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Post by
BuryYourDead
< Admire your face in the knife, laughing at the funny shape of your reflection.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Do the moonwalk.
You take a step back, look to each side, and start walking forward... AND BACKWARDS.
Porkins claps, you are truly an amazing person to be able to do this.
You feel good.
<Use emergency kitchen knife to carve frowny face into pumpkin.
You're not quite sure where you got the pumpkin from, actually you have no idea there were actually pumpkins anywhere near this part of Elwynn. No matter what the map says, however, you seem to have a pumpkin right in front of you.
You pull out the emergency kitchen knife and get to work carving an excellent frowny face into the pumpkin. It's so amazing, that the sad mood of the pumpkin is starting to get to you.
About this time, Terry is waking up, and notices the pumpkins sad face. Terry starts frowning.
You are in despair, you made Terry frown! You smash the pumpking with the emergency kitchen knife.
< Admire your face in the knife, laughing at the funny shape of your reflection.
You notice your reflection in the emergency kitchen knife. You, Porkins, and Terry spend a few moments laughing at your reflection because it's completely ridiculous.
For some reason, Porkins and Terry don't have reflections, that made you sad.
> Decide to listen to Porkins and go to Northshire, hiding from the Unholy army of
Madness
This is probably one of the better ideas. You and the glove puppets start heading north toward Northshire. There's not many people here, to be honest, the few that are kind of loco. They don't notice you, which is a relief because you don't think you want to have to deal with more gibberish speaking madmen.
Northshire is just ahead, it looks kind of ominous.
>
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Post by
Neonhyper
> Enter Northshire and ask for directions, hoping its not in gibberish
You walk into Northshire, contemplating for a moment why all these places have 'shire' at the end of them. Unfortunately, you can't come up with an answer, so you just round a corner by the fountain and walk into the small area.
It's actually quite deserted in here, except for the guard standing outside the Abby. You walk up to him and ask for directions to somewhere less creepy.
He gives you a blank stare.
You poke him.
He just stares.
>
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229054
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Post by
Neonhyper
> Dance for money in front of the guard, with the puppets.
You and the glove puppets proceed to get into formation and do an amazing performance of something you like to call the 'Disk-Oh'. The light's swirl! The spotlight's on you! A giant metallic ball starts spinning from the top of the Northshire Abby and everything goes dark in Elwynn just for your performance!
Terry and Porkins are doing fantastic, you're on fire and it's really getting hot in here!
The guard seems unmoved as you hold up the 'Give us Money' sign as you strike an amazing pose next your glove puppet friends when all the lights come on again.
Porkins reaches over and tips the guard over.
He crumbles into dust.
You really hate this place..
>
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