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Warchief Election 2010; The Big Debate!
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Post by
ThalassianMage
My dear Korialstrasz I almost forgot!A year or so ago a bold adventurer sold this
tooth
to one of my merchants and it seems to fit the empty place in you're mouth, yes, I think it mught be you're tooth.I think I might give it to you, if you want to make and offer, ofcourse *giggles*!
Post by
mooloz
My dear Korialstrasz I almost forgot!A year or so ago a bold adventurer sold this
tooth
to one of my merchants and it seems to fit the empty place in you're mouth, yes, I think it mught be you're tooth.I think I might give it to you, if you want to make and offer, ofcourse *giggles*!
I will not answer greedy and well-known obscure businessmen from the Outlands !
Post by
ThalassianMage
Why do they always say that?Every creature on this planet is greedy, even you, my scaly friend, may have secret wishes you want to make real.I just offer the mathods of makeing them real.I only want to make people happy.A happy person is a rich person.
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Post by
ThalassianMage
Sell it?Not even I'm that greedy.Plus no sane person whould buy a city like Orgrimmar.Even if they whould, I don't think there is atleast one person in this world who has enough money for MY standards!And, my dear conjurer, you will have two problems as Warchief:
-I'm afraid that each and every person in the whole city will come and beg for you to give them water and food because, they have some kind of a dragon killing adventure.
- I don't think most Hordes will like a Gnome as a Warchief, mainly they find those of you're kind who pick the path of a rogue....how do you put it?A niusance?
((try the generic male gnome icon))
Post by
Fwibbles
DID GARROSH ALREADY POST HERE? GARROSH DOESNT REMEMBER.... ANYWAY,
MY NAME IS GARROSH HELLSCREAM AND IT WOULD BE MY HONOR TO SERVE AS YOUR WARCHIEF FOR 2010.
AS YOU ALL KNOW, I AM AN HONORABLE ORC, STALWART IN MY HATRED OF ALLIANCE, AND AGGRESSIVE IN MY TACTICS TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD FOR MY HORDE.
I HATE THE ALLIANCE. I AM SURE YOU DO AS WELL. I SHALL IGNORE ALL DIPLOMATIC MEASURES REGARDLESS OF OUTCOME AND PAINT THE WALLS OF NEO-NAZI ORGRIMMAR RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THESE ALLIANCE PIGS.
YOU DONT WANT A WEAK, FRAIL GNOME TO LEAD YOU.
YOU WANT SOMEONE STRONG THAT WILL WHIRLWIND THE @#$% OUT OF ALLIANCE RAIDS.
YOU DONT WANT MINERALS!
THEY ARE FRAGILE.
YOU DONT WANT A BANDAGE OF A BUSINESSMAN!
YOU WANT AN AGGRESSIVE WARCHIEF THAT WILL GET EVERYTHING FOR YOU!
YOU DONT WANT AN UNDEAD GIRL TO LEAD YOU!
LOOK AT THE LAST GIRL TO RUN FOR A SIMILAR SEAT OF POWER.. AND SHE WAS ALIVE!
I, GARROSH HAVE EVERYTHING THEY LACK! STRENGTH, A WILL OF STEEL, AND GREAT TASTE IN CITY ARCHITECTURE.
I AM GARROSH AND I WILL CHARGE THE HORDE INTO A BETTER FUTURE.
LOK'TAR OGAR! GARROSH 2010
Post by
merrimack
Mr. Hellscream has made quite a few excellent points, I'll give him that. But, he failed to mention the negative effects of a Kitty in office. This is simply because there are no negative effects. Us Kitties are strong, cunning, and cute as hell. As great is Garrosh's architectural designs are, it is no mach for Saronite-Kitty style! I have
true
strength and will, as does my friend Haramad. Between us, there is power, intelligence, diplomatic sway, and maybe a little corruption. But don't worry, it's the good kind.
Not only that, but, my friends, Mr.Hellscream is a n00b.
Exhibit A:
http://img.duffry.com/Garrosh_Hellscream.jpg
If you look at this picture of Hellscream, you see he is wielding two 1handed axes. He certainly isn't Protection, for he has no shield. I'm sure he's not Arms, he has two weapons! Would that mean he's Fury? But without Titans Grip? One might say, "Oh, that picture was taken in TBC, there was no TG! Maybe so, but...
Exhibit B:
http://www.todowow.com/wp-content/uploads/Garrosh_Grito_Infernal.jpg
Taken in WotLK, and yet, the same two axes? Why would garrosh use two 1handed axes from TBC? This shows Garrosh is either a noob with no points in TG, a noob with weapons that don't work with his spec, a noob who takes weapons and armor for their looks, or a noob with absolutly NO TALENT POINTS SPENT.
"Power, Acceptance, Biggles 2010"
Oh, and try this Millhouse: chr_gnome_male_mage03
Post by
Orranis
Hey guys,
Soggoth the Slitherer here. You may not know me, but I'm gonna be the next main Old God coming up in Cataclysm. I'm not going to try to appeal to you by using big words and intellectual statements that neither of us understand to try and win you over. I'm going to make this simple. So here's the breakdown. You don't like me, I understand that. I'm an evil as ancient as the planet itself, existing outside the cycle of life and death making me essentially immortal. I tried to kill all your titan predecessors, and I know you really liked them, which isn't going to do me much good. I'm actively trying to take over the world and drive you all insane, and your probably going to spend the rest of your mortal life, and perhaps a bit more afterward, being strangled by my tentacles, but your to mad to care.
So why vote me you ask? Well, here it is. I'm immortal. As long as this crummy little planet exists, it means so am I. Even if you
DID
manage to kill me, you'd just be committing suicide 'cause you'd get taken down with me. So let's just simplify this. I'm going to live as long as this world is. Possibly infinitely. Mathematically, it's inevitable that one day, I'm going to drive you all insane and take over the world. Just look at your so called guardians. One of them tried to kill you guys for messing around with arcane magic, me and my party sent two others insane, and almost did the same for another. It looks like you're slowly slipping, and then we're going to step in and take over the world.
So there it is, I'm going to take over. By that time, you'll all be screwed, and it won't matter if you try to vote against me. So, if you vote for me, at least you can go insane knowing that you were right and you won the election.
So vote for Soggoth. It's your only choice.
Post by
ThalassianMage
Mr.Hellscream, my mages can offer a
spell wich can make you ten times more inteligent
than normal and I can also give you
the power to make the difference between good and evil
.And also...what have you've been eating?I think I'm speaking for every candidate by saying that you're breath almost melted my wrappings away.
Post by
mooloz
Anub - you have to be joking me !
Mind that Malygos's defeat left the Red Dragonflight weakened, as we put a lot of resources into it. Not to mention that you can notice the fact that our residence in Dragonblight is besieged day and night by the seeminlgy unending waves of of our Blue tormented brothers. This inspite of Malygos's death.
Also, there seems to be a shortage of news down there where you live - get better scouts ! Icecrown, starting with The Bombardment and all the way up The Court of Skulls (or whatever is called) is infested with powerful squadrons of bone dragons. We can barely muster a defense for the Dragonshrine, and you want me to send young drakes into the fray against mindless bone dragons that can be ressurrected at LK's will ?
As about the vehemence against non-communitary residents - just look at the way the bandage guy is campaigning - intrigues, bribes, money, smuggling - is THIS the way you want Azeroth to be governed ?
As for the other
honorable
candidates, the Queen extends her best wishes again !
Vote Alexstrasza ! Vote the Red Horde ! We shall purge the enemies of the Horde by fire and restore its glory !
Alexstrasza for Warchief 2010 !
Post by
merrimack
Well Mr.Soggoth, you make a good point. You are immortal, being a god and such.
Lets just hope no stone giants come and stick a sword in your head!
What would happen then, hmm? Even if "gods" only have 1 life, I have 9. And I would use those lives to better your life as a proud Hordralite.
Edit: Korial, tell me this. The Dragonqueen helped create the demon/dragon soul. Who's to say whe doesn't make another monumental mistake when leading the Horde? I wouldn't trust her, and neither should the Hordralites. This is why they should vote for Mr.Bigglesworth!
"Power, Acceptance, Biggles 2010"
Oh, and Haramad, where's that gold grooming kit you promised? My fur is losing luster.
Post by
ThalassianMage
You haven't seen how brutal pilitics are for us Etherials my draconic friend, bribing is the peaceful method to do it.You whouldn't like to see us going down and dirty.I also want to remind all of you who were in Outlands that it was I who gave the Naaru the Spirits Song, instead of giving it to Keal'thas who might have managed to fully summon Kil'jeaeden in a few seconds.To put it short I might have saved you're lives.Also tell you're Queen that I hope she enjoys the free Beauty Care packet I sent her.
Post by
mooloz
1. Neither me, nor anyone else from the Red Dragonflight is your friend.
2. I would revise my view upon your "down and diry" ways. For us you are nothing but fleas packed in bandages. It takes even the weakest flint spark to see your whole kind gone forever.
3. The Spirits Song was just another profitable transaction for your greedy kind. It was a matter of "who offers more". Luckily, the Naaru had slightly more gold.
4. You might want to check your mailbox, there should be your free beauty care packet reduced to ashes. The people might also find useful to know that the so-called "free beauty packet" was actually a mana bomb comparable to the one heroes detonated in Terokkar !
So, most esteemed voters, you are unwillingly witnessing the true face (if they can have one) of the ethereals - treacherous, greedy and a bunch of bandage murderers attempting to the life of The Dragon Queen Herself !
Judge for yourselves !
Post by
Fwibbles
YOU MAKE GOOD POINTS... FOR A KITTEN. NO TALENT POINTS? YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE INSPECTED ME FROM THAT TRASH BIN YOU CALL A NECROPOLIS.
I HAVE PREPARED FOR CATACLYSM, AND I AM FULLY AWARE OF THE NEW TALENT THEY HAVE FOR WARRIORS, SINGLE MINDED FURY.
ASSUMPTIONS WITHOUT A BACKBONE.. THIS KITTEN IS UNFIT FOR A SEAT OF POLITICAL POWER.
AS FOR YOU, BUSINESSMAN OF BANDAID LAND, YOU DO NOT NEED MINTY FRESH BREATH WHEN YOU WILL BE STANDING ON A PEDESTAL YARDS AWAY FROM THE GENERAL POPULACE. IT IS ALSO VERY USEFUL FOR WINNING ARGUMENTS, LIKE THIS ONE.
MY INTELLIGENCE AND SKILL ARE NOT TO BE LAUGHED AT, I AM A CAPABLE GENERAL AND COMBATANT. I HAVE HELD MY OWN AGAINST THRALL HIMSELF, AND I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSIDERABLE SUCCESS THE HORDE HAS HAD ON THE FRONT.
DON'T FORGET, HORDE. WITHOUT MY BUFF, SOME OF YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER DOWNED ROTFACE.
Post by
ThalassianMage
I regret to say it but you got the wrong one my dear dragon.I made a mistake and mailed you the bomb for the other three Nexus-Princes, while the beauty packet was sent to my feline friend here.Dont worry my furry commrade I'll send three of my best cooks and maseours to take care of you're delicate and beutyful body.Oh my regards for the decesed Nexus-Princes who died due to unkown reasons three seconds ago and I got all they're money.
Post by
merrimack
Once again, Hellscream, you make some very nice points. However, do you mean to tell me that you have been "preparing for Cataclysm" for 3 years? Even if this was true, why had you not gotten Titan's Grip and then respecced for Cataclysm? Is it because, perhaps, you spent all your money fulfilling your giant metal spike fetish, and haven't the gold for a simple respec? That's not the way to lead.
Though I must commend you for your assertiveness. You really know how to get yourself heard.
"Power, Acceptance, Biggles 2010"
Edit: Oh that was for Alex? Well, it was a wonderful package. I'd like to order another, please.
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410715
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Post by
mooloz
Enough of this, bunch of bandages. You'll be dealt with when all this finishes ! EOS.
Also, most esteemed voters and citizens of Azeroth, please know this:
Even if Alexstrasza doesn't win the elections, we will continue supporting the winning force, should this be a respectable and honorable candidate ! Therefore, the tremendous consideration for the humanoid, Horde members candidates !
Vote Alexstrasza ! Vote the Red Horde ! We shall purge the enemies of the Horde by fire and restore its glory !
Alexstrasza for Warchief 2010 !
=================
Anub, seriously, I respect the former you, but he's gone since the corruption by LK.
You should know that at Wrathgate The Queen Herself together with me and 2 drakes were present, not the whole Red Dragonflight ! And he crawled back to his dusty den before we arrived.
And I am not insulting non-Horde members, merely explaining why one shouldnt vote a criminal, smuggling bandage, some minerals or a corrupted old Nerubian...something of the above-written that ain't true ? I don't think so.
Also, if you missed it, the Red Dragonflight was always an ally of the Horde against the scourge or other villains, so your point has no point -_-
Post by
ThalassianMage
You know what us Nexus-Princes say my fluffy friend, "Order as much as you want!".Our Buzzbox lines are working non stop to take you're orders and they do it for free!What whould we become without those mind-controlled Goblins?
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