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skumbananer
I am Brödrostrost, Orc Warrior. I do manual labor. Lifting things, beating things with my axe, sometimes beating things with a shield for variation. I can carry 6 backpacks stuffed with medieval armor and weaponry at once. i am also very smart, about two thirds as intelligent as my friends pet rhinocerus. i am also quite strong, about ten times as strong as that rhinocerus.
I can cook, fish, pick flowers, create bandages, apply bandages, build a campfire and mix an assortment of steroid-classed substances from mere flowers i find on the ground. I can also eat ten whole portions of grilled meat, twenty whole home-made cherry pies and ten or more servings of conjured biscuits every single day and still have rock hard abs. And i never have to drink anything, besides my anabolic concoctions. I dont even have to drink those either, i just do, cause i work better with them.
gief job please.
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Hurono
Roßßer Jenkins of Exodar
Experience:
Killing Ragnaros.
Killing Nefarian.
Stealing newspapers, urgent letters from guards, magazines from lazy peons, growing two tusks that are symmetrical.
Killing Alliance soldiers in the name of Vol'jin.
Being sneakier than politicians.
Holding two one handed weapons that are as large as two handers.
Fighting something for up to ten minutes and not breaking a sweat.
Training self to never use the restroom.
Skills:
I can break dance.
Speak fluent Troll accent.
Work History:
Dancing for money.
Holding Alliance Gnomes hostage for money.
Holding Alliance Gnomes hostage for money, vanishing, then pickpocketing the money and ambushing the Gnome.
Learning to fly upside down on wind riders and not fall off OR lose grip as a delivery man.
Managing a self run Mechano-hog taxi service.
Acting as a ninja assasin in the film "Da Mojo be Flowin', Mon 2".
Troll therapist.
Looking to work as a dancer, dancing assasin, dancing thief, dancing therapist, dancing therapist assasin, ninja, actor, astronaut, air plane pilot, or cowboy. Will accept any of this work in exchange of Mechano-hog fuel in units of 4 gallons, 100 gold, or tusk polish in units of 10 oz. (The premium, not the cheap stuff) per hour of labor.
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