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Post by
Bloodspeaker
Last Thanksgiving some strange person was at my mum's house claiming to be me, so she didn't let me in and i had no food.
Last week a bird flew into my bike wheels.
Post by
Interest
Last week I saw an unfortunate biking accident.
Last week I found a way to solve lag for everyone.
Post by
Snake387
Last week someone solved lag and I got thrashed in all my games because my way to solve lag for myself didn't work anymore.
Last week I stopped someone from killing an innocent child.
Post by
Interest
Last week I saw someone have their life saved.
Last week I found a stash of explosives.
Post by
Snake387
Last week someone found my master's stash of explosives and my master found out and then punished me.
Last week I discovered the meaning of life.
Post by
Stabhorn
Last week someone discovered the meaning of life; now my life is meaningless.
Last week I won the lottery.
Post by
Snake387
Last week someone won the lottery which was never supposed to happen, ever. Now I have to pay them ten million dollars/pounds sterling/euros.
Last week I went to the moon.
Post by
Stabhorn
Last week someone went to the moon and decided it be fun to launch a grenade onto it. The resulting explosion permanently destroyed the tides; and I happened to be surfing.
Post by
Lordplatypus
Last week, I was diving, a surfboard hit me in the head.
Post by
Stabhorn
Last week, someone got hit with a surfboard and sued me; I had to go to jail.
Post by
Interest
Last week I found out people weren't doing this right.
Last week I fixed it.
Post by
Snake387
Last week someone necroed this thread.
Last week I cried.
Post by
Stabhorn
Last week some one cried; causing me to fall into my computer and electrocute myself.
Last week I invented a new way to harness energy.
Post by
Snake387
Last week everybody went mad by harnessing energy that made them mad.
Last week I accumulated a billion pounds somehow.
Post by
Stabhorn
Last week I was crushed by a fat man.
((I'm assuming you mean weight and not money. That is what the British call their currency, yes?))
Last week I left an imprint of myself in the pavement because of said fat man.
Post by
Snake387
Last week I killed someone because they got in the way.
Last week I took a diet.
Post by
Interest
Last week I wish I took a diet alongside my buddy.
Last week I gorged on food instead.
Post by
EternalWulf
A year and one month ago, I needed to buy food, but the 3 closest stores were out, because some kid stormed in and gorged all the food!
This morning, I swore at a retarded driver that aggravated me!
Post by
thatsmybikepunk
Last week I spilled coffee on myself and got yell at.
Last week I put laxative brownies in my bag for the person who keep eating my lunch at work.
Post by
Interest
Last week I found out my friend ended up on the toilet for most of the day due to laxative-laced brownies.
Last week I threw a bucket of paint off a nearby bridge.
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