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200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes
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Philmckraken
Paladins: Hammer of Justice will no longer work in battlegrounds, and your plate armor will automatically be converted to cloth when entering a BG. Prot Paladins attempting to gain honor points will only serve to entertain us here at Blizzard HQ.
Rogues: Killing paladins now awards 3x honor points.
Hunters: Once you tame an owl, you can use it as a flying mount, anywhere you like.
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Asheru
Rogues have had there class deleted... We here at Blizzard were content to allow you to be overpowered with 8 second stuns, the ability to ignore 99% of all dmg and disapper while fighting no matter what... Till you killed one of our Devs. Now your ours. You will all die in a fire and we will charge your credit cards for our Dr. bills. Please be assured that you will be banned from the game and never welcome to play again.
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Zerlure
We at Blizzard HQ decided are tired of you complaining about being OP or UP (under powered) and have decided to make you all wear cloth and only able to weild a sword...with no armor.
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AdInfinitum
Paladins: due to the nature of this class all healing spell effects have been cut in half.
Protection and Retribtion are no longer viable and have been deleted leaving only the holy spec.
Druids: Due to the constant complaining of resto druids we are completely removing druids from the game. Re-roll lock (lol)
Hunters: Hunters are no longer allowed to use their pet for more than 15 secs in a fight.
Hunters can now 'dual' weild ranged weapons, but weapon damage is cut by 3/4
Rogues: All stuns, stun procs, movement impairing abilities, and other debuffs from rogues will be removed from the game and automatically placed on the rogue at all times. (Persists through death)
Warriors: Mortal Strike CD has been increased by 30 secs
The arms tree has been deleted for balancing purposes
Hamstring is now subject to DR and effect only lasts 2 secs
Intercept has been removed from game as well as berserker stance
Warlock: Warlocks are no longer allowed to use any fear, DoT, or channeled spell.
Warlocks can no longer wear armor or summone demons. (Enslaving is still possible but will be removed next patch)
Priests: Priests can no longer cast healing spell and Discipline and Holy trees have been removed from the game.
Shadowfiend now returns only 2% of mana per damaging attack
Mind blast, mind flay, silence, smite, holy fire, and all other offensive abilities have been removed.
Mind control now lets the controlled NPC have its own special abilities that is unique to only that NPC
Shamans: Shamans are no longer playable, but still exist.(Trying to log into your shaman will cause an error and completely wipe out all your files.
Mages: The only tree left is arcane. All spells mana cost has been increased ten-fold and damage done cut by 1/4
PvP: world PvP and Arenas have been removed only leaving BGs.
You can no longer buy the S1, S2, or S3 items and if you've already bought them you will login naked in the middle of The Barrens.
PvE: No one cares enough about it so it was all deleted except for BRD and Deadmines.
Armor and Weapons: All armor and weapons can be bought from a special NPC located in a place no one can get to now matter how many tricks you use.
Everyone starts at Lvl 1, going any higher than lvl 1 results in an automatic deletion of character.
Have a Nice Day!!
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magemadness
Hunters: Will now be able to tame more than 10 pets and have 5 of them out at one time.
Warlocks: Can now drain mana and health at the same time and there fear does not run out so you will be feared until death.
Mage: Fireball now cast in 1 second not 3.5
Wariors: Can now only wear cloth making them the next squishy like mages and warlocks
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iNteRn
Hunters: After extremely close consideration, we think that hunters are indeed overpowered and must be nerfed. Concussive shot's range has been reduced by 2 yards. :D YAY FOR TEH NERFZ!!!!
ROFL <3 xD
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