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200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes
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Monjaru
Kyle the Frenzied has now become a unit hostile to both factions. He moves at 1,000,000,000,000% increased speed and patrols (while running full speed) the entirety of both continents. (We gave him water walking. :D) His standard attack deals 1000 damage and disregards all defenses and resistances. He also can use a special howl that doubles the damage of his regular attack; it carries on through death and never runs out and can stack an infinite number of times.
If you log in to your character and randomly die, don't feel bad cuz every other person on the server has probably already met the same fate. ^_^ Have a nice day!
PS: If he eats your corpse, he can hack your account and do as he wishes with it. Muahaha. Ha. *ahem*
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Post by
Zerlure
warlock-fear now causes the targe to shoot themselves in the head
palladins- bubbles no longer have cooldowns lay of hands now only costs 5 mana
why would those be bad?
anyways
Because we at blizzard entertainment are tired of complaints we have hired a monkey to do everyones bidding
we will now swim in our pools of money thanks!
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Post by
curlymon
GCD is now 10 seconds and is no longer effected by haste
All weapons have had their rate of attack increased to 30 seconds. Damage how ever has not been normalized.
Druids: since the GCD changes have nerfed your HoT's your resto tree has been replaced with the "Critter" tree.
Paladin: Your bubbles can no long be removed... even by you.
Rogue: Upon becoming stealthed you are attackable by your own alliance... you can't expect us to know if your our friend or not if we can see you....
Gnome: Now you have the racial ability "Can lick eyebrows".
Night Elf: All money you recieve for dancing is subject to a 95% tax.
Tauren: Rogues have a new attack they can do to you called "Cow Tipping"
Undead: You now have access to a new quest called "Finding your lost Jaw"
Draenei: In addition to blue and purple skin tones you now have 'Clear', 'Avocado', and 'Strained Peach'
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Post by
Fennrahn
Death: When you die, you get banned from the game for the next year. Yes, we will still charge you for the playing time.
Warlocks: We now just give you the spell "The touch of death and Pew Pew" to use on the people who QQ about you being way OP.
Mages: See "Transportation"
Transportation: We are now making all flight points 10000g from anywhere to anywhere. This is because we for some reason now have a grudge agenst mages, and find it funny to watch them being sent 10k tells asking for free ports at any given time.
Pallys: We don't like you. So we're just going to put you in a barrel full of sea-monkeys in Blizz HQ for no apperent reason other then our amusement. Also, you can die in there (See "Death").
Druids: Druids now have "Murloc" form, which they can annoy others about in trade chat endlessly. (See "communication"), and they now are all put in a cage in SW
Communication: Anything intelegent said in Trade chat after 2:00 am ST will result in the person dying. Also, all insanely annoying Chuck Norris, Murloc, and Yo Mama jokes will result ina a Pally dying for no apperent reason.
Hunters: You now have "Tame Druid"... And we're putting you in cage with a bunch of 'em. You can name them too. (Yes, you can turn "Tehownenerdruid" into "Furrykitty111")
Random: Murloc!
Priests: You now can only be a holy priest. Oh, and all of your healing spells are being replaced with "Banana". Enjoy!
Rogues: You all have to pay an extra 19.95 a month. Ohyeah, and you can no longer move. At all. Or stealth
Warriors: You can stealth, but there's no GCD, CD, no chance of anyone seeing you, and also, you don't have any movement impareing from it. Good thing most of you are idiots, or the rest of the classes would be REALLY doomed.
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Post by
Roxanna
druid-you all cant dance and have had the GCD of all you spells increased by 1000000000 sure sucks to be you
:(
druids have been given many new forms hogger form turns you into a lvl 10000 boss with all the gm abilities. onyxia form turns you into onyxia increasing speed by 1000000000000000000000% allowing you to fly anywhere and be stealthed.
:D
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NIKKO9393
Warlocks: death coil now take 6 sec to cast ^^
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xaratherus
Shamans
Shamans now have the ability to train Plate at level 60.
Shamans' totems now move with them - in other words, they are no longer Hunters with better DPS and parapalegic pets.
Shamans can now dual-wield wands.
Paladins
All Rouges
(see below)
within the same PvP zone as the Paladin will automatically target him/her, and have their stunlock chain cooldowns reduced to 0 until the Paladin gives up and jumps off a bridge.
Rouges
The class formally known as "Rogues" has been renamed to "Rouges" so to better fit the lowered grammar and spelling standards of the American skool sistim.
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