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Patch Note 2.5
Gameplay: SOZ LOL, Blizzard lost all game data, FULL RESET, Have fun releveling KTHX
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Hunters: Fixed several bugs in which your pets could actually hold aggro, and Feign Death reset threat. This was never intended. New ability: Fight Things with Your Face.
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The forums' suggestions will now be taken into more consideration. We will pay more attention to topics written in all caps and have most of the words spelled wrong.
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General:
-The distance between Stormwind to Orgrimmar has been set to exactly 45000 yards.
Death Knight:
-In order to use the Death Knight class, you must kill Arthas, Anub'arak (mispelled?), and Kel'thuzad. In addition, you must sell your soul and Mankrik's wife or w/e to Blizzard.
Druid:
-Moonfire, Wrath, and Starfire will now have a range of 50000 yards.
Hunter:
-Your ranged attack can now hit targets within 50000 yards.
-Eagle Eye will now let you be able to attack targets from that point that you use Eagle Eye on, allowing you to increase your ranged attacks even further. (Tbh most hunters underestimate the good use that CAN come from this though).
Mages:
-Your spell range is equal to your intellect times your spirit to the 9000th power kilomiles (Does this exist lol?). However, since this number is too large for your computer to compute (probably), your computer will promptly detonate.
-This spell range only applies to Ice Lance.
Paladin:
-All your abilities have been reduced to below melee range to further decrease your usefulness as a ranged attacker.
-We take that back, you can now cast Divine Shield and be invulnerable to High Overlord Saurfang's attacks.
-On second thought, we're only implementing the first part.
Priest:
-Holy Smite, Holy Fire, and Shadow Word:Death all have had their range increased to 50000 yards but will do 75.5% damage of what it once did.
-All healing spells have had their range increased to 10000 times your spirit yards.
Rogue:
-All your melee attacks will now stun, all other abilities have been removed except for sprint.
-Sprint has been given a buff. It will now increase all forms of movement by 1000000000 times agility% speed and it lasts for 5 minutes. 0 second cooldown.
Shaman:
-William Shatner no want you using his class. No one is allowed to roll a shaman. All existing shamans have been converted into druids.
Warlock:
-This is still considered too OP. The effects of last patch (in which no one but a GM may roll a warlock at risk of uberbans, etc, loss of internet/dignity, blah blah blah) will not be removed.
-We are still trying to nerf this class, without any success whatsoever.
-All spells have had their range increased to 666 to the 666th power yards.
Warrior:
-The Protection Tree has been removed. Have fun finding tanks.
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General:
-We are returning the capability of losing reputation with the faction you are allied with (i.e. you can lose faction with Orgrimmar if you are an orc).
-Haha at all you warlocks that like to mass summon doomguards /infernals for the hell of it, you will now be hated by <insert alliance/horde faction here>.
Hunter:
-We are returning the "snake trap bug" back to the game, it was indeed intended.
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Rogue- Vanish has been fixed......LOLZ jk but seriously sinsister strike now has a 20 min cooldown.
Shamans- The thunder animation of casting lightning shield will actually cause damage to the caster....equal to thier health,
Warlocks- all pets but the succubus have been removed.
Hunters- can only now tame critters, hunters who do not have a critter as a pet will be forced to wear a dunce cap 200 ft tall.
Mages- When opening a portal illidan will walk through it, one shot you, and claim w/e land ur on as his own.
Druids- can now be poaced and sold for 2g.
General- The zone "The Barrens" has now been expanded by 123763978462987461283746ft stretching over all of azeroth and parts of outland.
High overlord Saurfang's toon has now been changed to a squirrel but none of his abilities have been removed, Blizzard has decided to do this to bring new meaning to 'dont judge a book by its cover'
Sun Well Plateu has been nerfed due to difficulty level and will now offer qq stations in between bosses were players can feel free to vent all they want
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General:
-The cake is a lie.
-A new minigame has been added that will allow you to fight against modern technology with a simple portal making gun.
-All players will be given a companion cube upon winning the minigame (please do not euthanize it).
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General:
-All starting areas (Horde and Alliance) will be occupied by 5 Doom Lord Kazzaks.
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Shaman: Shamans are awesome, case closed
/epic win
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