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200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes
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Quests:
-There is now an Aldor quest to bang your mom.
-All quests in the game must be completed to have access to epic items.
-All quests in the game must be completed to have access to cake.
-Quests no longer reward money at max level. Instead they reward extra slots for your ignore list.
-There are now "weekly" quests, one of which involves getting another Crystalforged Darkrune.
Bugs:
-It has become apparent that Hunters had no deadzone, we have increased the deadzone to 34 yards.
-There have been complaints of spell animation causing too much lag, they have all been removed.
-Automatically dismounting from your flying mount is NOT a bug.
-The music was considered too laggy or too suckish, we have replaced all environmental music with Rick Roll.
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blah17
Hunter - Due to concerns that 3.0 talents will increase the damage caused by hunters; all hunter abilities except Tranquilizing shot and Beast lore have been removed.
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BobTheGreat
Heroic badges now drop off of every mob in an instance.
this is actually a good thing....
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Warchamp7
Patch 2.5 notes:
Mage:
Mage armor now has a new icon! This will effectively fix all issues of the mage class.
Win
Paladin:
Rolling your face on the keyboard has been nerfed.
Win
Patch 3.0 Notes
Mages:
Mirror Image has been removed
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Interest
Patch 3.0 Notes:
Hunters:
-We're sorry, we only gave you false hope by adding the cool new pet stuff and so on. All cool pet stuff has been removed.
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Paladins
-To Retribution-specialized paladins: we hope you are happy with your new godly spec, but we are nerfing every aspect of the spec by roughly 10000%, have a good life!
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General:
-Dying in WoW causes you to die IRL.
-Lag caused by the game means it is working as intended, sucks to be you.
-We lied about the raid instance nerfs. All trash mob and Boss damage/hp for Karazhan and above have been reset and increased by 50% more.
-Attack Power, Spell Power, Haste, Critical Strike Rating, and Hit Rating are now rolled into one rating: Combat Rating. This new rating will determine how you fight, but unfortunately, there is no equipment that gives Combat Rating at the moment. Implementation will occur in 105 years.
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besaba
Rogues
Due to a bug, Vanish has ceased to function entirely and has been removed from the game until further notice for continued testing.
Crippling poison has been decided to be too powerful, and is now reduced to 30% to match curse of exhaustion. (Down from 70%)
Shadowstep change reverted: Now requires stealth.
Opportunity no longer affects mutilate.
Preparation only resets your Evasion and Sprint abilities.
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Hunter:
-All 3 talent trees have been merged into 1 single talent tree called "The Hunter Tree."
-QQ, Hunters are OP now.
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General:
-WoW has bought out Jagex and is therefore, in tribute to Jagex, using Runescape-level graphics for the entire duration WoTLK is released until the next expansion pack (if there is one).
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