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200 Things You Would Not Like To Read In the Patch Notes
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Artinz
Mages: Arcane Explosion no longer triggers the global cooldown. Have fun doing instant OOM and 500k+ damage.
Post by
SirPunky
Warrior:
Harmstring now has diminishing return when used in PvP... no, WAIT!
Warrior:
Improved Hamstring (Arms) effect is now subject to diminishing returns when used in PvP.
SP
Post by
Tankel
~~~~~~~~~~Patch 2.5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Paladins:
The Retribution and Protection trees have been removed. This is to insure playability for Warriors who are Protection a raid spot. Retribution was a broken spec.
The missing trees will be filled with two new trees. Cloth Healer and Mail Healer.
Hunters:
Alt-Z will now enable a "movie mode" for hunters, sit back and watch your hunter and pet fight a valorous battle.
Warlocks: Fear is no longer susceptible to diminishing returns. This change was made for the various complaints that Warlocks cannot function in PVP
Warriors:
lolwut
Rogues:
Kidney Shot no longer has a cooldown
Shaman:
Ghost Wolf form has been replaced by elemental form.
Elemental Form chains you to another shaman. You loose control of all actions of your character for the duration.
Druid:
Boom....Moonkin form (Sorry for the typo, LORE EXPLAINS ALL) has been removed due to complaints from Elemental Shamans.
PVP:
We have removed World PVP from the game entirely
PVE:
All instances have been removed. All bosses have been made into gear
vendors,
(Why are you PVEing anyway? Go get free epics from PVP)
Post by
ShellyBelly
Paladin: We have decided that the paladin, even when holy, can easily by replaced in any way by a shaman or druid or other class, so they are being completely removed from the game. Have fun leveling a new character to 70!
Druid: Druids have complained that switching between forms is annoying, so we've decided to give them a form called Direbearcataquaticflyingwtfhaxpwnedlolnoob. This form will give the druid an action bar that extends to the number 36. We don't think this will make them overpowered, but we don't really work on designing the game so what the hell do we care.
Shaman: Shamans are awesome, case closed.
Mage: Mages can now wear plate armor for more survivability. We are sorry if we have made you waste your time getting all that T5 Cloth gear, but getting new gear should be FUN!!!
Priest: Discipline Spec'd Priests are now even more OP than before. w00t!
Warrior: Hamstring now reduces movement by 99.98%. Charge usable in combat.
Hunters: After extremely close consideration, we think that hunters are indeed overpowered and must be nerfed. Concussive shot's range has been reduced by 2 yards. :D YAY FOR TEH NERFZ!!!!
Rogue: LOL NO MORE COMBO POINTS!
Warlocks: Warlocks now do more PewPew and you do more QQ.
Post by
SignupSucks
Something you'd truly hate to see in the patch notes? How about this...
"The Blizzard Emporium is now open for business! Players may spend money to purchase gold, items, levels, and even additional talent points at reasonable prices! Visit either or ask the nearest city guard for directions your faction's emporium vendor.
Additionally, in order to accelerate the use of the Emporium, all new characters will begin at maximum level, though players will need to equip themselves in whatever manner they prefer. Visit the Emporium for a quick start!
Early content will remain in order to give players the chance to experience the rich lore and history of Azeroth; however, the difficulty level and items drops have not been retuned."
Post by
Skyfire
Mages: Arcane Explosion no longer triggers the global cooldown. Have fun doing instant OOM and 500k+ damage.
I don't think you'd get that far. You'd have hate so fast... death would come to you before the 500k damage did.
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Post by
Jeremypwnz
In order to allow more players access to epic flying mounts, the gold cost has been reduced to 1000g for the skill and 50g for the mount.
WIN!
Post by
VirgilTheMage
In order to allow more players access to epic flying mounts, the gold cost has been reduced to 1000g for the skill and 50g for the mount.
With no compensation to those who shelled out 5200 gold of course. ~_^
This is probably the thing I would
least
like to see:
Environmental
The damage dealt by Defias Pillager has been increased.
O_O
Post by
Slimda
- Due to various complaints about addiction, World of Warcraft will shut down completely two weeks after 2.4. Thanks for your money.
Post by
Zerlure
2.5
Enviromental
-Due to the thought that there isn't enough things to due at 70 we have added a new death system. Now once you die your character becomes level 1 and you must start the game over.
-We have also made it so if you start combat with more than 2% health the mob has +5,000,000 health and stats.
Bugs
-we have also decided to make the game even more buggy to help increase the chances to die.
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Post by
Jeremypwnz
Druids: All forms removed. Sucks to be you.
Hunter: We've given up on you guys. All hunters will be changed into enhancement shamans.
Mages: All remaining decent mages will all be issued a new keyboard:
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h244/deeksmooth/misc/magekeyboard.jpg
This is so we can sync these rebels with the rest of the community.
Paladins: The only abilities available to you are Auto Attack, Divine Shield, Holy Light, and your Hearth Stone.
Priests: You don't exist. (I couldn't think of anything :( )
Rogues: You can no longer stealth....sorry.
Shaman: You have been giving all of the hunter community. This has caused you to become overpopulated and thus must be overpowered. Enjoy the nerf.
Warlocks: You have been given an extra 122 talent points in order to balance you with the other classes.
Warriors: You can now only wear cloth.
mage keyboard
FTW!
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