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I think many of us can relate to most of these:
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Post by
variable303
I don't normally forward 'funny' office emails, but I did have a pretty good chuckle from this, so I thought I'd share:
"Truths for Mature Humans"
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Was learning cursive really necessary?
5. Map Quest/Google Maps really need to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
6. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired...
8. Bad decisions make good stories.
9. You never known when it'll strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
10. 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry' - means I will never wash this. Ever.
11. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
12. I keep some people's numbers on my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
13. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would be on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
14. I wish Google Maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option.
15. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
16. I would rather try to carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
17. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!
18. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
19. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
20. As a driver, I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers. But no matter the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
21. Sometimes, I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Post by
Monday
I <3 this list.
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Post by
Orranis
Man, that was strange. This was literally the last thing I saw on stumbleupon before coming to this thread. I think it went up to thirty, I'll try find the others.
Here's the link.
Very funneh.
Post by
Cambo
21 is very true for me.
On topic of office e-mails, I got a bunch of pictures sent to me from damnyouautocorrect.com. The site is about iPhone users being the victim of the text auto-correct. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
Post by
xlanadenx
Man, that was strange. This was literally the last thing I saw on stumbleupon before coming to this thread. I think it went up to thirty, I'll try find the others.
Here's the link.
Very funneh.
You just gave me a new site to waste time on.
I thank you from the bottome of my heart. *sniffle*
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521523
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Post by
Carukia
I can only relate to 4 of them. The fact that I even read through this shows just how bored I am.
Post by
Interest
I <3 this list.
Agreed!
Post by
Murrdurr
Funny list heh, I just did #16 lol. I carried in atleast 15 or 17 bags of groceries all at once, its too damn cold for multiple trips.
Post by
variable303
Funny list heh, I just did #16 lol. I carried in atleast 15 or 17 bags of groceries all at once, its too damn cold for multiple trips.
Real men always do #16 in my opinion.
/flex
Post by
Monday
Funny list heh, I just did #16 lol. I carried in atleast 15 or 17 bags of groceries all at once, its too damn cold for multiple trips.
Real men always do #16 in my opinion.
/flex
This ^
Post by
Persen
20. As a driver, I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers. But no matter the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.
When I ride my bike I hate pedestrians, motorists and other bicyclists!
Post by
mindthegap5
25 on the list orannis linked is the best for me, happens so many times.
Post by
donnymurph
Only ones there that I don't agree with are 6 and 13. I don't even know what 13 means, and I don't read obituaries except when I'm at a funeral.
The rest are awesome though :D
Post by
Sweetscot
Only ones there that I don't agree with are 6 and 13. I don't even know what 13 means, and I don't read obituaries except when I'm at a funeral.
The rest are awesome though :D
Kay Jewelers slogan is "Every kiss begins with Kay".
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