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My Little Warcraft: Friendship is Mana (Mildly Retarded Open RP)
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355559
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Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Silvermoon
Gurka was still at the bar, and had been mostly oblivious to the drama that had been going on. Now she was trying to figure out how to eat an apple pie without getting it all over her face.
Post by
oneforthemoney
((Let's try this again...))
Character:
Gula, Ira
Location:
Goldshire
Description:
Following the destruction of Saligia and ensuing rebuilding, all the Under Wardens have been placed on vacation for the foreseeable future, thus unleashing them upon the world. Fortunately their nature has them frequently splitting up, or fighting amongst themselves thus hamstringing them from harming the general populace.
Gula is a yellow pony wearing a baggy black caparison. He looks thin and malnourished to the point the contours of his bones are visible and has sharp jagged teeth like a sharks. His cutie mark is a knife and fork crossed.
Ira is an orange pony with a spiky red mane. He wears a black caparison as well but has spiked metal cuffs just above his hooves, spiked shoulder guards attached to his caparison, and a peaked black cap. His cutie mark is a skull with a sword through it.
"Dude, I'm telling you we should totally find a disease ridden horse and an undead one. We can be the four horsemen!"
"First off, we're
horses
now, not
horsemen
! Second, we find an obviously disease ridden horse and its likely already dead or Scourge. And third, shut up, you're an idiot." Gula spat as he shoved his way into the Goldshire inn.
"Why are always such a @#$%? I would have preferred to end up with Luxuria." Ira grumbled as he followed after the other horse. Gula scoffed, shaking his head in disgust. Knowing the female warden mentioned she would probably try to ride Ira in some messed up sexual game few really understood, but all were either disgusted or turned on depending.
"Barkeep! Food! Now!" Gula barked as he marched up to the bar, taking a seat beside Malice and slamming a hoof on the wooden counter imperiously.
Post by
Behelich
Character
: Pony-
Ahanu
Location
: Silvermoon
Ahanu repressed an urge to asked what the giggle was about.
'
All these repressed urges will drive me insane one day,
' he thought darkly.
((Money, can you throw Luxuria in so that I have an excuse for something as mind-bogglingly disturbing as pony-Cyrus? Please?))
Post by
355559
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Post by
Behelich
Character
: Pony-
Ahanu
Location
: Silvermoon
Ahanu followed closely, giving the bartender a meaningful look.
Post by
355559
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Post by
oneforthemoney
((As amusing/traumatizing it could be for our dear bronies present I'll hold back... for now.))
Post by
Behelich
Character
: Pony-
Ahanu
Location
: Silvermoon
"Are you expecting me to solve
everyone
's psychological problems?
Where is Ven when we need her?
" Ahanu asked, reasonably quietly.
((
Nooooooooooooooo!
))
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355559
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Post by
oneforthemoney
((Let me put it this way, the Under Wardens are practically magnetic to each other. By the way, funniest part in the movie. The whole theater laughed so hard at that scene.))
Post by
Behelich
Character
: Pony-
Ahanu
Location
: Silvermoon
"You could
try
," Ahanu ventured.
((Matter of fact, it would have actually been a pretty powerful scene, were it not followed by casual Force-ghost talk between Yoda and Ben))
Post by
355559
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Post by
Behelich
Character
: Pony-
Ahanu
Location
: Silvermoon
"Hello? She is still a
pony
."
Post by
355559
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Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Silvermoon
"What's wrong with her?" Gurka asked, gesturing to Starlight.
Character: Malice
Location: Goldshire
"And who are you?" Malice asked the person who had just sat next to her.
Post by
355559
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Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Gula, Ira
Location:
Goldshire
"What's it to you?" Gula demanded shortly, glancing to the pony beside him. Ira just grinned and sat next to his emaciated companion.
"Don't mind him, he's just cranky if he's hungry." The red maned pony ignored the furious look cast his way from Gula. "I'm Ira, he's Gula. Nice to meet ya." Ira greeted cheerily.
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355559
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Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Silvermoon
"Huh," Gurka murmured, looking at the freaked-out pony in the corner.
Character: Malice
Location: Goldshire
"I am Malice," Malice replied, grinning widely. "A pleasure to meet you, even under the circumstances."
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