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My Little Warcraft: Friendship is Mana (Mildly Retarded Open RP)
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Post by
Skreeran
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Azeroth there was a powerful wizard, Sinistar the Great. For years he lived and studyed in Dalaran, seeking dark and hidden knowledge. He studied long and hard, eagerly learning everything he could. One fateful day, he was banished for dangerous portal experiments that disturbed the very fabric of Azeroth itself. He left Dalaran with anger in his heart, and swore to return and rule the city by force.
He continued his studies alone but undaunted, until finally he decided to put his plan into action! On the longest day of the year, he climbed to the top of Blackrock Mountain and wove his magics within the powerful ley runes that surrounded its peak. He planned to tear a hole from Azeroth to Argus, unleashing the full force of the Burning Legion onto the planet in order to become its master.
But his plan backfired, and while the portal opened, nothing happened. Sinistar returned sadly home, believing he had failed, until, the next day, he awoke to find everyone on the planet had gone through some very peculiar changes...
Alright, this is not meant to be a serious RP (i.e. Rule of Funny in regards to the timeline and plot)... unless you want it to be. This is mainly a joke and a source of temporary amusement, and we'll see where it goes from there.
Rules:
1. You can be an Earth Pony, Pegasus, or Unicorn.*
Earth Ponies have a strong connection to the earth, along with plants and animals. Think Shaman, Druid, Geomancer, etc.
Pegasi have power over the weather, can walk on clouds, and naturally can fly. Good for Rogues, Priests, or whatever you like.
Unicorns do magic. Unicorn magic is specialized around the unicorn's special talent (e.g. a mapmaker unicorn with an innate sense of direction, or a pyromaniac unicorn with pyrokinesis), but they all have telekinesis to some extent. Obviously if you're a Mage or Warlock, you're going to want to be a unicorn.
*Special exception for Tauren and Taunka. If you like, you can be a bull or buffalo.
2. Don't troll. If you think this is stupid, you don't have to play, but it ruins the joke if people come in just to troll.
3. Have fun! Remember that everypony is here to have a good time, and that Friendship is Magic!
Bonus:
Deathwing
Night Elf
Deathcharger
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Orgimmar
Descirption:
You know who she is... >.>
Earth Pony, green body, black hair, Horde Symbol cutie mark.
Gurka looked down at her new body, still not used to it. "What the fel happened last night?" she asked herself. "Am I dreaming?"
It was strange, everypony she'd seen had apparently all become miniature horses as well. She was certain she was dreaming now.
Post by
Behelich
Character
:
Ahanu Whitehorn
Location
: Orgrimmar
Description
:
Everyone knows the Sunwalker exemplar.
A massive bull, light brown body, straw yellow hair, white horns cut short with Hellboy-style gold caps over the stubs, a patch over the right eye, Sun cutie mark.
Ahanu blinked confusedly, muttering, "If this is Lisciel's trick, he is in for
massive
trouble."
Post by
Sparkbolt
Character: Aldos/Demine
Location: Orgrimmar
Aldos is a pegasus colt and has red fur with a orange mane and a fireball cutie mark. Demine is a pegasus as well and has black fur and mane and has a green fireball for her cutie mark.
"This has to be some bad dream." Demine muttered as she sat outside the inn and watched Aldos chase his tail. "Are you kidding. This is awesome." Aldos said as he created a fireball on his horn and caused it to fly around.
Post by
Patty
Character:
Alena Hathenia
Location:
Orgrimmar
Alena
was
a pallid, blonde haired blood elven mage before she found herself unexplainably transformed into an adorable pony. More specifically, a unicorn with a powdery blue coat and soft (neatly kept) lilac mane and tail. Her cutie mark is a swirl of arcane energy, a deep and rich blue in contrast to her more gentle coat and mane.
The blood elf unicorn blinked, staring at the mirror in absolute bewilderment. How the fel she had become a unicorn was beyond her, maybe she had managed to make some form of enchantment on herself in her sleep. She didn't know how, but she didn't really care. She just wanted to be back to normal. Leaving her rented room at the inn, she noticed that everyone seemed to have been transformed, all looking equally puzzled. This
couldn't
be real. Maybe some of those trolls had snuck some of their 'mojo' into her dinner last night, and she was still under the influence.
Shrugging, she conceded that
'At least I'm not some ugly colour like beige,'
.
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Orgimmar
Gurka trotted outside, where she heard shouting. A squat, beefy, yet undeniably adorable brown pony that she guessed to be Garrosh was addressing a crowd.
"The Alliance has gone TOO FAR this time!" he shouted, stamping his hooves to emphasize his point. "This trickery is unacceptable! They will know the wrath of the Horde as we trample over them!"
Gurka wondered if this could really be Alliance magic. It'd take a lot of power and planning to turn the entire city of Orgrimmar into animals in the night without being noticed.
Post by
Sparkbolt
Character: Aldos/Demine
Location: Orgrimmar
"Does he really think that the alliance have this kind of power?" Demine said as the two moved threw the crowd. "I guess he'll say anything to badmouth the alliance." Aldos said his eye's darting around the area looking at all the different ponies.
Post by
Patty
Character:
Alena Hathenia
Location:
Orgrimmar
The unicorn trotted towards a large crowd, watching a brown pony with the deep, rumbling voice of the Warchief yelling to his subjects. She nudged past a grey coated and blonde maned wall-eyed pegasus who had exclaimed something about muffins and found herself next to a green earth pony, her eyes focused on what had once been the hulking orc who led the Horde.
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Orgimmar
"Oh, excuse me," Gurka apologized, moving slightly to the side to accommodate the blue unicorn. She still wasn't sure if this was a very strange dream or a very strange reality.
"...and the Alliance shall surely suffer for this most heinous of misdeed against the Horde..." Garrosh rambled on.
Post by
Patty
Character:
Alena Hathenia
Location:
Orgrimmar
"No, sorry," she said, shuffling a bit to try and make sure they weren't both suffocating. "So, did you just wake up and erm...you know?" the unicorn asked.
Post by
Sparkbolt
Character: Aldos/Demine
Location: Orgrimmar
"And what if the alliance is in the same boat as us." She muttered walking up beside the green and blue ponies and stopped. "What if this wasn't the alliance and some third party?" She asked.
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Orgimmar
"Yeah," Gurka replied. "I was wondering if I'd eaten some bad meat or something..."
"...Every. Single. One of the them," Garrosh went on.
Post by
Patty
Character:
Alena Hathenia
Location:
Orgrimmar
"I thought I'd been spiked or I was hallucinating," the pony shrugged. "I doubt the Alliance did this - wouldn't we be quicker on our feet - well, hooves I guess... - besides," Alena gestured to her horn. "These could be dangerous."
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Gurka
Location: Orgimmar
"No kidding," Gurka replied, shaking her head. "I think this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me."
Post by
355559
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Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Gunter Soreson
Location:
Stormwind
Gunter is a comparatively large brightly orange horse and wears grey metal barding everywhere but his head. He has a cutie mark on the armour's flank depicting a large metal book with a smiley face on the cover.
"By the glorious and holy Light! I seem to have been struck with some form of quadrupedal equestrian spell! A work of witchcraft most foul perhaps? I require consultation of such odd a situation from the Light!" Gunter barked. After some effort he managed to remove a large Libram strapped to his flank with his teeth and drop it on the ground.
The warrior stared at it for a moment, thinking before throwing his head back and shouting at the sky. "By the most glorious and forgiving Light! Thine humble servant cannot turn the pages of thine most sacred of texts with limbs of shod metal hooves! Whyyyyy!"
Post by
355559
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
Skreeran
Character: Malice
Location: Stormwind
Description:
Malice is an odd unicorn with a taste for mischief. She is red with a green mane and a
screaming face
cutie mark.
"This is very strange," Malice commented to herself, walking down the lane.
Post by
355559
This post was from a user who has deleted their account.
Post by
oneforthemoney
Character:
Gunter Soreson
Location:
Stormwind
"-yyyyyyyyyyyait a moment. Perhaps this is not in fact a curse. Neigh! Perchance the Light, in its glorious and all knowing wisdom, hath blessed me?" Gunter wondered, tapping a chin with an armoured hoof. "Yay, perhaps this is a boon!
Of course!" Gunter looked skyward once more with tears of joy springing from his eyes. "Oh most glorious Light, I doth apologize for doubting thine wisdom. For now, I have no need of steed! Neigh," Gunter declared, striking a hoof on the stone bridge leading into Stormwind with a decisive clang. "For I am my own noble steed! Huzzah!" Grinning broadly, the armoured now horse trotted away and towards Stormwind merrily.
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