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Had a funny thing happen in Karazhan way back when we we're still progressing through, maybe March 07 or something similar.
We were fighting romulo and julianne in the opera event, phase 3, had a rogue for interrupts and dps on julianne, I'll just call him Joe, and he managed to overaggro. The next seconds ventrilo sounded like this:
Hirwi: Joe vanish!
Hunter officer: Joe vanish!
Hirwi: cmon Joe vanish!
This continued for around 6 seconds and then the rogue just died..
His only comment was in the raid chat:
Joe: LOL, oneshotted
This was ofcourse after he had used evasion and cloak of shadows, been pounded on and healed several times.
He never found the vanish button tho :)
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How about the stupidest things I've heard in a Wowhead thread?
One time I came across this post about the 200 stupidest things you've ever heard in instances, and the OP was like:
I was running rfc while an 70 mage was aoeing so while he was aoeing I was ussing my
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=11288
and I pulled 1 thing he goes and says to me OMFG Nerf that wand or im leaving and I told him that I cant nerf it Blizzard has to and no Im not going to use a weaker weapon just to make u happy....he leaves I get booted and I laughed.
</mockumentary off>
All sassing the OP for his spurious claims aside, I have a pre-instance story:
Shortly after I dinged 61 on my Paladin, my roommates and I were looking for a fifth for healing to run Blood Furnace. The group make-up was myself (at that time, Prot spec), a 65 Feral Druid tank, a 61 Elemental Shaman, and a 64 BM Hunter. I checked LFG and lo and behold, there was a 65 Holy Priest waiting for a BF run. I sent her a tell, she said sure, and we invited her.
We got to the summoning stone and summoned the Priest in; when she popped in, she looked at us and said, "What, you don't have a Warrior?" To which I replied, "Well, no - I'm Prot spec and the Druid is Feral and tank-geared."
She then replied, "Oh... you know that isn't going to work right? Paladins and Druids don't tank right." At that point I was already rolling my eyes at the screen. Finally she said, "Sorry, I'm going to be a bitch about this," and quit.
When we were done running BF about an hour later - successfully, I might add - I sent her a whisper and linked the gear we'd gotten on the BF run that we apparently couldn't do without a Warrior to tank it.
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georgelopes
my story was true the guy I was running eith the lvl 70 had not hit that target so i pulled it so he could and told me to nerf it hence a stupid thing said in an instance...
and I put a different story to make u all happy :P same ending Do they even know the term
NERF!
means
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Ok so, theres a new boss in kara. Cool, whatever, i'd like to see this boss. Im in pretty much all hyjal and brutal epics with badge bow (im a hunter) so im winning DPS, which is to be expected. My guildies told me to join this pug so we can kill the new boss guy thing. heres basically what happened.
*shoot 1 shot, crit, pull aggro, feign, shoot, aggro, trap, repeat*
I dont see sunder up and the healers are terrible.
Me: do you know how to tank?
Tank: No, this is my first time ever trying
(hes pretty much got all greens and im guessing minimal defense rating)
me: ...
Me: Well then, just spam devestate. you dont really need to worry about too much during Attunmen trash.
few pulls, no sunders up.
Tank: Oh ok, i see why that would be good
/facepalm
We get to attunmen, and we start killing his horse. My ret pally freind decided that he should tank, which is a good idea, becuase hes probably pulling more threat than the tank, and hopefully the healer can heal through it. Being the awesome group that it is, there is one tank, and then my ret pally freind. Also, the healer is a holy pally with all ret merc gear, and merc healing mace. thats about it....
Also, i dont remember who to kill, becuase after i got my 150 badges i was done with kara and never wanted to see it again. So i just keep on the horse, and everyone else just hits the UNTANKED attunmen, hoping that the non-existant tank would pick him up. of course, no ones getting healed through any sort of Boss dps, and we wipe.
leave raid....
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I was running rfc while an 70 mage was aoeing so while he was aoeing I was ussing my
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=11288
and I pulled 1 thing he goes and says to me OMFG Nerf that wand or im leaving and I told him that I cant nerf it Blizzard has to and no Im not going to use a weaker weapon just to make u happy....he leaves I get booted and I laughed.
I was running rfc with 2 pallies around 17 I was lvl 14 we were waiting whilst they had agoro..not I wanded there targets to help..so the targets come after me and they tell me to nerf the wand or they will leave. I'm like WTF I cant nerf my wand only blizzard can and no I wont so go ahead and leave so i left group then they come and cry please help us were getting pwned....
/ignore FTW
Ur stories
You do realize that the Mage was telling you to stop attacking %^&*?
I like how you post this thread thinking others are idiots, when all you did was show off your own stupidity...
Anyways...
I was about level 65 on my AOE Prot Paladin (my second one, so I had fair experience with it). My 64 SL/SL Warlock friend and I were looking for a group to go through BF. We found an inexperienced 65 BM hunter, who while inexperienced was a very good listener and quick learner, and a guild mate (level 70 affliction warlock), but we still needed a healer.
After a little bit of searching we finally found a 66 Holy Paladin. We summon him, and i notice he's wearing all Ret gear. He pretty only had 3 or 4 items with any +Healing on them, and there wasn't that much even for that...
Now since our lock had some Sunwell gear and could DPS like a monkey flings poo, we figured we could try, as being AOE I had a decent amount of healing too.
We get going, im doing my tanking thing, the locks are doing their things, and the hunter is doing a VERY good job for one of his first instances, and following directions very well.
The healer is standing there spamming FoL and Holy Light on himself.
I roll my eyes and start healing the 70, who is off tanking with his VW.
After taking about as long to hit The Maker as it would have taken a bunch of nubs, we are about to wipe cause of the healer spamming himself again. I cast Divine intervention on him, he leaves combat and we tell him to rez us. He says:
Healer: wut?
Me: Rez us.
Healer: warez dat
Me: Use Redemption
Healer: o lemmi find it
I ask him how long he's been Holy, and he said he's been that spec since like level 30?
I loose faith in him, so we all ghost and start walking back... we got back before he found it.
So we suffer through a little bit more, and eventually hit Broggok. We're all tired of his shennanagins, and another guildy was looking for help in MT, so the three of us decide its time to ditch the healer and go there. I told them all to go around the corner and start hearthing. I say, "Ready", everyone says yes.
Then everyone drops group except the healer and me, I aggro every mob in broggok's room, and run up and pull the lever, then bubble-hearth out.
he says "wared u gais go?"
I say back "You fail at life."
He replies "?"
he breaks group and we proceed to 4 man Mana Tombs and have a jolly ol' time.
I looked back through my logs, and it turns out I healed myself more than he healed me with Blessing of light/judgment of light, and healed the group overall for roughly twice as much as he.
I rofl'd.
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"Wait, so, if they're red... they attack you?"
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6/8 pally AoE tanking heroic ramps (even though our party had 2 CC'ers, my Rogue and a Mage) before 3.0.2. We come up to the pack of 4 casters and one melee, the one where you control 2 casters, tank the melee round the corner and burn the other 2 casters first. Pally consecrates all five mobs, mage tries to kill the mobs with Arcane Explosion, pulls aggro from melee and dies... We don't wipe though, killing the pack. Once the fight was over, the Pally says: "Sorry, cba to taunt"
:D
N.B. that was a perfect run though - 38 minutes without a single CC =)
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