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200 stupidest things said in an instance...
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Nipah
Perhaps not the dumbest thing said to me, but:
Can you heal?
Gotta love them rogue heals.
On a similar note, the dumbest thing I said:
When WoW first came out, I rolled a warlock. This was back when warlocks were... kinda lacking. But that's besides the point. Now, we're doing a VC run, and I'm running with some people who have obviously done this before... I, however, hadn't done any instances. So we're going along, doing rather well... I don't roll stupidly, I manage to not pull agro, all is right in the world. Then:
Group Leader: "Hey, Juran (my warlock)... why aren't you using Curse of Recklessness on the runners?".
Me: "I never trained it."
GL: "You do know what it does, right?"
Me: "It gives the mobs I'm fighting more attack power & less armor... seems a bit self defeating to me."
GL: "Uh... it also stops them from running away."
Me: "Oh..."
Yeah... Luckily, I didn't have any huge noob moments after that... I decided to dedicate myself to knowing enough about the classes I played (and those I PvP'd against) that I would never look stupid again.
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quadtard
ok i was leveling my druid and i decide to run UB for quest. i get in a group and this lock in the group says his warrior friend is gonna run us through. never in my life have i seen a more horrible player. his spec was 48/13 (pre 3.0) and he was DW. he didnt get agro at all, the level 64 druid was outdpsing the warrior by about 5%. i look at his spec again and see many things are out of order, he has imp rend (lolrend) imp charge which was bad then if you dont know warriors and so on and so forth. i also look at my damage meter and see he is not using Whirlwind. melee is 50% of his damage, 30% HS 10% cleave and 10% ms. i try and help him, telling him whats wrong with his spec and how to dps and why he should be in zerker stance, he says LOL ZERKER STANCE IS FOR FURY IM ARMS GG. he infuriated me, refused to beleive i had a level 70 warrior and knew my ^&*!, thought i was horrible and w.e because we wiped (each time because i went oom because of him chainpulling and having 0 dps so groups took ridiculously long to kill. it was 5 wipes before 2nd boss and then ive resigned myself to leave. i start making macros explaining how terrible he is. i made all in all 5 macros, each character caped. as he pulls 2nd boss (im at 500 mana lol) i run away, shadowmeld, and then proceede to spam my macros to him and his lock buddy.
favourite quotes from him: Battlestance is for arms spec! zerker is for fury!
Endless rage is amazing! you dont have a warrior your a noob l2p.
Dual wielding is awesome! (he didnt undesrtand the max damage mechanics or realized that OH weaps didnt get bonus from AP)
and generally the fact that he thought everything i said was moronic and his lock buddy supported him.
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Arikan
"i'm saving it"
A rogue who kept pulling aggro in response to a question by the group healer who noticed in the combat log that he wasn't using Feint.
Yeah, he didn't get to finish the dungeon with us.
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shootstokill
Sorry to say, but if this happened recently enough that a lowbie hunter has Viper, you should have been able to res them. Druids got an out-of-combat res at the same time Viper became trainable much earlier.
Yea i no but we was in combat when he demanded a ress, and he didnt wait until the combat was over, he just left the group. he couldnt be bothered to wait 2 mins for the us to kill the mobs attacking us.
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bwirum
Mmm... a while back, while on my feral druid, was going to tank heroic BM. Heroic BM can be tricky, but there was me, a T4, PvP and badge geared druid tank, equally or better geared guildies of mine to dps and a pugged T5ish geared holy priest.
The priest was for some reason totally unable to heal more than one person, that person happening to be me. The poor guy that was set to deal with the adds got in a few first aid ticks, but no heals from the priest.
Now, I had some 392-3-4ish defense and more than enough resi to get me over the uncrittable cap, but after the 2nd wipe on ... Aeonus I think, can't really remember, been a while. I do believe we got the first 2 down tho... well, the priest manages to go to wowwiki, grab a link for some druid page and link to me in partychat, telling me to get up to snuff on my gear, since I wasn't uncrittable and that was obviously the reason why we wiped.
I got in one answer saying that resilience also counts towards uncrittability and that maybe she should try to read up on some of what she's trying to link, as well as looking at her own job performance.
Her answer was merely "L2Dr00d" and left and logged.
And yes, I did actually go through my combat log to see if I was crit at any one time, but alas, no... no crit.
Awesome.
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Enjubi
"Hey guys, I'm your tank. Just wanted to let you know that I tank while duel-wielding. And in Berserker Stance. Alright, let's do this."
"LEEEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIIINS!"
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Interest
"Oh, you can wear the same type of armor as me. /kick"
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Post by
NinJan
Okay, how the hell did you manage to pull aggro in RFC from a level 70 mage's AOE with such a weak wand? Honestly. You can not seriously be saying that a level 70 MAGE can't even manage 18 DPS with a high ranked AOE. What? Was he using Frost Nova and the lowest rank of Arcane Explosion or something? ⌐.⌐
where did you get the lvl 70 mage from? he was doing the instance with 2 lvl 17 paladins and he was the lvl 14 mage, seriously, learn to read ffs.
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