Post by Denrok
Just a thought. What do YOU think would happen to the warcraft universe if somehow you could see 10,000 years into its future. what do you think it would be like? Try to keep your replies at least mostly funny and not too serious.
Read below if you wish to see what I think would happen in 10,000 years.
In 10,000 years all of the mages have suddenly lost all there magic powers. Exept for one spell, blink. Most have given up on magic all together but some have found a way to make there blink spell even more powerful, and since they no longer can use any other spells they now call themselves "Jumpers". The Paladins were ordered by there god(Read:
The Green king) to kill all magic users in the land of azzaroth and almost succeeded exept that the poison they sent through the waterstreams of azzaroth did not effect the blink spell of mages. Now they have set out on a mission to kill all the
Jumpers.
Thanks to the efforts of the Paladins all of the magic users in the world(exept mages of course) have been wiped out. Even the over powered warlocks have succumb to defeat. However the druids were not taken out by the paladins. The druids found info of the coming attack and used a powerful forbidden sealing spell to permanantly transform into the animal of there choice. Little did they know they were soon wiped out any way. you see the warriors lost there license to wield arms of any sort unless they joined the NRA. which had the condition of becoming a hunter class in order to join. with the huge overflow of hunters the druids plan quickly failed.
As for the rogues when they heard that everyone eccept NRA members would not be alowed by law to own weapons they turned invisible and fled! Sadly however since 90% of all rogues are Nightelves being played by 13 year old boys there fleeing was unorganized and disorderly. Leaving most of them running into eachother in a mad rush to get out of azzeroth and in turn stabbing eachother until there was only one rogue left alive. He was the only rogue in the whole server who didnt try the turn invisible and run away trick. Instead he sat on the side of a lonely dirt rode with a sign that read "Outland or bust" hoping someone would give him a ride. After what felt like hours(12 mins and 21 sec) to his 13 year old mind he got bored and went to orgrimmar to ask for a lift. However he was a nightelf so the horde races of orgrimmar quickly engaged him in PvP and in what felt like a few seconds(2.01 sec) to his 13 year old mind he was dead. Due to the large amount of characters attacking him all at once combined with the pure M rated PWNING he obtained he was not only killed that day but he(and his 17 alts) were deleted and his account was banned!
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