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Abused Cereal Mascots
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Post by
Bigghammer
have you noticed how cereal mascots are so badly abused?
I did.
Trix: Ya know, that rabbit isnt a bad guy, he's just tryin to get some god forsaken cereal. But those kids :sob: those abusive kids, won't give him any of it. THEY WON'T EVEN GIVE HIM YOGURT! That bunny conjured a portal to another universe to get just ONE cup of this yogurt,:cry: and they STEAL IT FROM HIM :sound like the person from the "Leave Brittney Alone" vid: THAT BUNNY PUTS ON A SMILE TO GET FOOD TO LIVE ONLY TO BE TURNED DOWN! I have a dream. A dream where bunnies will get yougurt AND cereal whenever they want.
Lucky Charms: Ok so we have a little dude in green who just wants to find a spot to eat his cereal but these kids try to MUG HIM for cereal! He was able to use his little eensy weensy marshmellows to create Magic Powers to get away from these kids but they FOLLOW HIM! He must have ...i don't know how many marshmellows in his arsenal.
If you know any other examples of cereal mascot abuse, post them here.
Thank you
LEEROY JENKINS!
Post by
L33tsauce
Cinamon Toast Crunch. It doesn't have a mascot, but I still find it offensive that those kids ask adults a question which has no revelance to them whatsover, and when their not able to answer it, they mock them! I find it so cruel...
Post by
Dhazy
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH COOKIE CRISP?
First it's a friendly dog giving parents advice to give their children a cereal that tastes good.
NOW IT'S A WOLF THAT SHARES THE SAME LIE OF A LIFE AS THE TRIX RABBIT. Apparently marketers think that kids enjoy eating cereal that causes fictional talking animals pain. I mean, come on?
Post by
Bigghammer
join the FCMPOF
"Fictional Cereal Mascot Protectors OF Fictionallity"
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Bigghammer
i thank you for your support and we have men with tranquilizers in the forest hunting down the abusive rabid children--remember the wizard ? im pretty sure he was the first cookie crisp mascot--ever wonder what happened to him? Ya. They ate him. Well if we can get toldry to post it will be an epic forum-if we get a blue or a pink or even green this will be a LEGENDARY ELITE THREAD
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Bigghammer
Help them. Please.
Post by
L33tsauce
What about the Cocoa Puffs Mascot (Sonny I think)? They abuse him by giving TOO MUCH cereal! Even when he's on he's complaining about how he needs to stop eating them, but they continualy force-feed him more!
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Roxanna
Don't forget Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles, poor Fred can never enjoy his cereal without Barney pulling some crazy scheme to steal it! :(
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Random0214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj2twApbapU
Watch it
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