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TheReal
"Is it dead?" - Rocco
"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." - Connor
"Name one thing you're gonna need a rope for." - Murphy
And the best one:
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.
- from The Boondock Saints
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Laihendi
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"-One time, I stole the head of a statue.
-Wow, you're pretty hardcore. One time I killed a kid's parent, made chilli out of them and made him eat it.
-Okay, you can do it man."
-Cartman and
some radom kid
, South Park, Cartoon Wars, Part II
I don't know if thats how it goes exactly but you got the idea.
You seriously didn't recognize that kid to be Bart Simpson? That part of it was half the joke -.-
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Sagramor
I tought about it but im not really conviced that that's Bart Simpson.
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Laihendi
I tought about it but im not really conviced that that's Bart Simpson.
Try watching it again lol, it was pretty obvious.
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Liquoid
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you f*cking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "f*ck"! You can't say "f*ck" in school, you f*cking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*ck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "f*ck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: F*ck.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F*ck f*ckity f*ck-f*ck-f*ck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?
Stan: Holy sh*t, dude.
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TheReal
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you f*cking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?
Cartman: Jew?
Lmao every time!
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RAWR!
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KidB
You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
- So you can breathe?
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
- That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
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