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500 hilarious things said in an instance
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I had a H CoS group where two people were arguing about hit % for 2H weapons and Dual Wielding...
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It is just unbelievable that stupid people like him can really be found :p
Have you ever wondered that he is not stupid but just did not know this, and he might be playing solo and got nobody that would explain him things?
Instead of kicking him you could have explained him how to tank so he can learn from it in the next instance?
I was like that at one point, first out of a group of mates to play the game and i absolutely sucked. Now there's eight of us and we all pwn.
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TheTempest
"Soz mates gotta go, my cat needs a shower"
Never got the time to reply...
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Orranis
"Wait... We have more than one stance?"
- A warrior tank's response to "Are you in defensive stance?"
"But blood presence gives me healing, healing is better then armor"
-Self explanority. DK Tanks giving us a bad name..
"But frost presence gives me more health, I would've died there if I didn't have it".
Dk on when we asked him if he was in frost presence.
"Don't worry, my pet can tank."
"Uhh... Sure... What about heals"
"LOLnoob you said you had a hunter, LRN2MENDPET!"
"We don't need heals, you're blood tank, just death strike and rune tap."
"u dont get dps drps, frst is tank noob. ur dps is fail nyways. ever herd of "2h is beta fo DK's?" ur a fail dk stp makin da oders look bad."
"Umm... Dude, I'm at 4k DPS, you're at 900. Not that hunters have a much better reputation."
XXX is ignoring you.
"I am NOT healing you until you equip a shield!"
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sutasafaia
I don't know if anything similar has been posted yet, only read the first couple pages so far...
Anyway, I was doing the first (I think) instance in outlands (I forget the name, I've only been there once) on my hunter. We were mostly fine until somebody accidentally pulled a second group on us. Myself and the Tank survived it.
After rezzing my pet I got a whisper from the priest telling me to rez him so they wouldn't have to make the walk back to the instance. Anyway, long story short, I got kicked from the team by the priest for refusing to rez the group, despite trying to explain to him that Hunters can only rez their own pets.
I'm not saying you're a liar but i would have to see this to believe it:s
That's actually how I am also as a general rule. I first heard about this happening to somebody else over on the allakhazam hunter forums and thought they made it up as a joke. Then a few months later, bam...
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timwar
In naxx 10
Deathknight "hey man can i join you guild"
" erm..ok " I do a quick inspection
" Mate why dont you have any gems in your sockets"
" Oh yeah ...i need to find some"
" sorry mate "
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On Vent doing a raid. Needless to say Heigan dancing isnt my guilds strong point.
Me: Dammit im dead
Tank: Lol just /dance next time. We will probably last longer
Healer: Goddamit again? Im gonna stick this mouse so far up my as....
~Vent Pause~
Healer: Hardrive! I said Hardrive, OK?
We all exploded out in laughter.
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