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200 Things You Don't Want to Hear From DPS Classes
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Nubmage: Wtf ur a warrior u cant tank"
Guildie: dude, he's our mt2
Nubmage: lol my roommate is a 42 warr they cant tank lol u guyz suck
Nubmage leaves the party
We were entering SSC back then,
Just last week, I had a hunter bring a level 20 pet into Heroic Botanica.
He said, "Don't worry. I'll just keep him back."
Heh, if he isn't BM, it's fine because pets have the aggro radius of their owner's level, not their level, fyi :)
I dunno what to say. if you're a hunter, please, just drop it and roll something else.
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"Ahhh He's chasing me!!!!" *Blink-away from tank*
lol That's a good one too. I love having to chase my dps around like chickens. Eventually I give up, let them die, then hope the mob comes back to me and not the healer. If it's a pattern, I ask the healer not to heal the dps when they are running around so that aggro comes back to me and not the healer when they die.
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Just last week, I had a hunter bring a level 20 pet into Heroic Botanica.
He said, "Don't worry. I'll just keep him back."
And the problem is ? Ah you're not a hunter, clearly you dont know you could take a level 1 pet into a 70 instance and the mobs would ignore it.
Actually, the problem is that a BM hunter with doing a heroic instance with a level 20 pet = fail due to him relying on the pet for upwards of 20% of his dps. In my opinion, you should be power-levelling pets while grinding, or at the very least, ask before we start if it's ok to bring a low level pet. Most groups are ok with it if the other dpsers are well geared. And yes, I do have a level 70 hunter in epic gear (not the pvp purples). =)
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A couple more I have encountered:
BM hunter in Heroic SL:
Me: Er.. You're not using Steady Shot?
Hunter: No. It has a cast time. Arcane shot is a lot better.
Me: Er.. But you're BM spec.
Hunter: I just spam arcane shot. It works really well.
Feral Druid (in T4/T5) in Kara:
I whisper her: I noticed you're only using Claw. Try out Mangle + Shred. You'll find they will help your dps quite a bit. ^_^
Her reply: Stop being a jerk! I'm comfy with my dps! Don't tell me how to play!
Me: ok...
She was barely hitting 300dps.
After the run, she whispers me about how she was a much better player than I was cos she was lower on the threat meters. Erm. Duh..
Prot Warrior wearing Cloth:
Me: Erm. Cloth?
Him: Yeah, I wear cloth to generate more rage. The healer can heal me up anyway.
It wasn't even +stam cloth gear. He was wearing +int and +spirit greens.
Prot warrior that wants to join my group for Heroic MgT:
Me: Armory shows you're way below the defence-cap. You have a set of tanking gear, right?
Warrior: WTF do I need defence for? I'm tanking.
Me. Ok.. nvm..
Warlock in Kara who rolled against 2 healers for the Big Bad Wolf Cloak:
Me: You know, that's a healing cloak. Healers should get priority.
Warlock: It has more stam than mine. I want it.
Warlock /needrolls and wins
Hunter in normal Mech:
Me: Er. Would you mind shooting from range instead of meleeing?
Hunter: Oh, I never buy arrows. They are too expensive.
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I'm a dps pally
Thats bad. :(
That's not bad at all and just shows your lack of understanding of the class.
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Me: Hunter why the hell are you meleeing !
Hunter: Because i'm survival....
Since we were at the beginning i just kicked him and found a new dps ... That's why people think most of the hunter are huntards ...
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