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Post by
Thrakin
Okay, this is a fun site that was linked on MMOchamp a while ago...
http://www.omegle.com
Basically, it sends you into IRC chat with a random person. It's a total stranger and you don't know them, so you can be totally anonymous. Get some interesting conversations...
You try! Hit someone and post the log after finishing. I caught a guy from Brazil last night and some idiot today...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ello
Stranger: H3YY
Stranger: XD
Stranger: XPPP
Stranger: W0TZUP
You: Let's play a game.
You: Guess-the-age.
Stranger: OK13
Stranger: WATTTTTTTTTTTTT
You: I think you're a 13 year old boy who lives on the internet
Stranger: AG3 OF?
Stranger: MI?
You: Yeah, you.
Stranger: I F1NK N0T
You: Now turn capslock off.
Stranger: KK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yeah. :P I hope you've better luck. Shoot!
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238343
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Post by
Haxzor
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: whats doin
Stranger: asl?
You: O.o
You: 18/m/Aus
You: jokes, I'm actually the FBI
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: haha
Stranger: zzzzzzzzzz
You: sleep is for the weak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
rofl
Post by
Slimda
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9465/sdasdd.jpg
:(
hahaha.
Post by
238343
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Post by
Haxzor
most ask me my asl, I reckon it'll be fun to play a teenage girl?
Post by
346580
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Post by
Haxzor
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: tu es anglais?
You: oui
Stranger: I'm not
Stranger: I'm dutch
You: why the french?
Stranger: random
Stranger: that;s the point of omegle right?
Stranger: like the following question: Can i make sexytime explosion on your chest?
You: or the following answer: Lt Surge uses Raichu
Stranger: don't plaqy pokemon
Stranger: especially don't mention the electric pokemon trainer
Stranger: in the first pokemon series of GB games
You: I always started with Squirtle
You: I feel your pain
Stranger: I started with charmander I believe :(
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but
Stranger: I just hated him
Stranger: being all *!@ from America and all
You: hahaha
You: true
Stranger: coïncidentally recently found my pokemon red game (with all 151 pokemon) :p
Stranger: haven't played in many years though :(
Stranger: you got all pokemon?
You: I have my yellow version on my desk
You: nah
You: was never bothered to get em
Stranger: got mew? :O
Stranger: ah noob
Stranger: I only talk to real pokemon players
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
wtf?
Post by
238343
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Post by
hezec
Most of the time I ended up disconnecting after the first "asl"... Did manage a couple of good ones.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .... . .-.. .-.. ---
You: .... --- .-- / .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..-
Stranger: that's a new one
You: .. -. -.. . . -..
You: .. / .- ... ... ..- -- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. . / .-.. --- --- -.- .. -. --. / ..-. --- .-. / .- / -- --- .-. ... . / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / .- - --
You: --- .-. / -. --- -
You: -.-- --- ..- / -- .- -.- . / -- . / .- / ... .- -.. / .--. .- -. -.. .-
You: -... -.-- . / - .... . -.
You have disconnected.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heya
Stranger: The silent treatment huh!+
Stranger: Well screw you!
Stranger: I will never forgive you for what you did... and so what if i slept with her!
Stranger: Do you have any idea what i felt, when i saw you blow that goat!
Stranger: Jesus christ!
Stranger: I hate you, i hate you i hate you!
Stranger: Go screw yourself with a frozen turd
Post by
Arathian
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: waaaaaaagh.I am a monster
You: R u a monsterz?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: really?
You: Rawrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: me too
You: Femalez monsterz?
Stranger: so i am not afraid
Stranger: me too
Stranger: heh
You: sec,i eat a human
Stranger: age?
Stranger: really?
You: i am young for monster.500 years old
Stranger: i eat man
Stranger: so old .i am only 22
You: You will grow up sometime
You: I live in a nice ave in Himalayah
You: cave*
You: the last man i ate had this funny thing with him
You: which i type with!
Stranger: but when i grow up,you grow old
Stranger: heh
Stranger: what?
You: I like fat guys.More tasty than thin ones.You?
Stranger: my english is poor.so sometimes i cant understand your meaning
Stranger: i like thin one
You: AAAA,don't worry.I also didn't know english until i ate a dictionarry
Stranger: fat one have so much fat that make me fat
Stranger: understand?
You: ya
Stranger: heeh
You: Btw,my namee is bigfot.Yours?
You: name*
You: bigfoot*
Stranger: what is the meaning of bigfoot?
Stranger: my name is dai si yao
You: Big foot iz me.I haz big foot!
Stranger: you are in australia ,why you said your english is not good?
Stranger: does it your mother tongue?
You: I actually am in Greece
You: I am Greek :)
Stranger: oh i know
Stranger: oh
You: Many people searching mke in america.Bigfoot this,bigfoot that so i came to Greece
Stranger: does greek speak english?
You: All of them
You: It is an obligatory lesson in school
You: from 6 years old
Stranger: oh
You: Okey.Happy to speak with you fella mosterz.BB
Post by
loozerr
They could rename this "Trollegle".
Post by
Slimda
They could rename this "Trollegle".
Troggle
would be better.
Post by
Arathian
after 1-2 normal conversations i got bore.Here is the result:
You: niaou
Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u china?
You: niar
Stranger: hm
Stranger: taiwan?
You: niar
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: where are you from?..
Stranger: korea?
You: Niar
Stranger: japan?
You: Niaeurop
Stranger: hm..
Stranger: where is there?
You: Niouth
Stranger: niouth ?
You: Niouth
You: I
Stranger: niouth is a country?
You: niar
Stranger: what...
You: Nio
Stranger: are you trying to tease me?
You: yap
Stranger: ah
Stranger: bye
You: niaou!
Post by
Toldry
Or maybe Troogle, Troll+Google.
Post by
Thrakin
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: They see me trollin'
You: They hatin'
You: Ze rollin'
You: Try ta catch me QQ dirty
You: Yo yo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: I am a dedicated Omegle troller.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: male or female ?
You: Male, you?
Stranger: female
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You can guess that's not what he wanted to hear...
Post by
328647
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Post by
Thrakin
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
You: You know MILFs right?
You: Well, I'm a HTML.
You: Hot Toast Making Lizard.
You: Pleased to meet you.
Stranger: are you insinuating that i'm a MILF?
You: No
Stranger:
*******?
huh:?
Stranger: huh?
You: I am saying that I am a proud HTML.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i was getting worried back there
Stranger: can i have some toast?
You: Kay
You: Want some toast?
Stranger: yes please
You: *Hands toast*
You: There ya go
Stranger: *eats toasts
You: :3
Stranger: say, i'm looking for this the guy who's plotting revenge on his gf?
Stranger: have you bumped into him perchance?
You: Is his name Bob The Builder?
Stranger: i didn't ask
Stranger: oh i dunno
You: :(
Stranger: he's wearing a black ski mask though
You: Sounds scary.
You: But whadda I know, I'm just a lil lizard making toast.
Stranger: coward
You: Hey hey
You: I got pictures of snakes with clothes on in my secret folder!
You: You see, I'm not just any lizard.
Stranger: what secret folder
Stranger: lemme see that
Stranger: *flips through ***** **** pics
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: *vomit
You: I am a little vertebrate living inside the C: drive on this laptop.
You: **** ***** pics? Aint got none of those
You: I got snakes with clothes on
You: You see, while living inside this laptop I make toast
You: And hand it out to random omeglers
Stranger: whose laptop is that?
You: It's mine.
You: I live in my laptop.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: can i say something
You: Saves me paying rent on a flat.
You: Ye?
Stranger: no one really wants to talk to lizards
Stranger: maybe hold back that bit of info
Stranger: just pretend you're a normal person
Stranger: or just a person at least
You: I am a normal person.
You: Except for the part about the toast
Stranger: but people can't fir inside a laptop
You: Maybe I should hold back on the toast.
Stranger: fit
You: Lizards are people too! D:
Stranger: like snakes?
Stranger: i think i've met a few
Stranger: i want to shoot them
You: No, snakes are the chavs of the reptilian world.
You: Picture this.
You: The amazon jungle is New York.
You: I'm a cab driver.
You: The snakes are the chavs.
Stranger: but cab drivers are indians and pakis
Stranger: chavs
Stranger: haven't you ever been to NY?
You: I got a crackin' accent yo
You: yo, yo
You: Toast?
Stranger: why aren't you in school?
You: I am a lizard.
You: I don't go to school.
Stranger: a human lizard
You: No, just a lizard.
You: If anything... A toast lizard
Stranger: :(
You: But that accent
Stranger: you're trying to confuse me
You: Somehow I can't fit toast into a gangster oneliner.
You: Yo want dis joint, yo? Iz good toast man!
You: ...
You: It's not the same,.
Stranger: you sound like a korean pretending to be cool
You: I aint no korean yo
You: I'm a toaster lizard born in the Amazon.
You: I lived on Palm Lane 5, 67th floor.
You: Nice lil' hole in a big tree, just big enough for me and my toaster.
Stranger: that sounds lonely
Stranger: are you lonely?
You: Then suddenly that god-%^&*ed-damn snake creeps in and tries to eat me.
Stranger: do you want some porn mags?
Stranger: to keep you company in there?
You: So I stick a toast in its nostrils and it explodes from awesomeness.
You: And I take my toaster and I jump out of the hole in the tree, forgetting that I am on 67th floor.
You: That's... 90m above ground.
Stranger: i'm gonna go now
You: :(
Stranger: bye
You: Ill find someone else to give toast
You: See yo
Being a HTML is fun!
Post by
238343
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Post by
boods
Okay guys:
when you start the convosation say something so we all know we're from WoWhead, maybe just say something like Blasphamy, This is madness! Madness... THIS IS WOWHEAD"
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