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Post by
L33tsauce
I got a chick's email address. Would have gotten her Facebook except she doesn't have one. ;D
I got one's too. Our mutual usage of good grammar made us become insta-BFFs.
Post by
Blitzfire
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 16
You: f
You: canada
Stranger: 21 f Korea
Stranger: nice 2 meet u
You: Nuke's Korea or Starcraft Korea?
You: :P
Stranger: i don't understand
Stranger: do you mean
Stranger: south or north?
You: Yes...
Stranger: of course south Korea
You: North with its nuke stuff in the news, or south with ever person i've ever met from there has asked me about starcraft...
Stranger: aha.. haha
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: 3:10 AM
Stranger: it's too late
Stranger: it'
Stranger: s time to sleep i think
Stranger: :D
You: k
You: night
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Post by
leonheart87
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You: !ih
Stranger: hi
Stranger: so, where are you from?
You: ku
You: ?uoy
Stranger: Ukraine
Stranger: Why did you write backwards
Stranger: ?
You: .etirw nac I yaw ylno eht si tI
Stranger: but why? What the problem?
You: .tekcos eye thgir eht ni si eye tfel yM
Stranger: :-D
You: :) sdrawkcab gnihtyreve sekam tI
Stranger: you lie=)
You: !eil a si ekac ehT
Stranger: If you wrote completely backwards, then you would have been a different smiley
You: :) yppah skool yelims daS
Stranger: )))
Stranger: U male or female?
You: elam
Stranger: haha
Stranger: etirw lliw I os, oot, I neht, lleW
You: !ekoj on si noitidnoc yM
You: raey hcae ti morf eid elpoep ynaM
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Post by
Baratheran
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Stranger: hi
You: IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZOR!
You: better get out of the way!
You: fine dont answer then :o
You: ill just chat with myself!
You: hey!
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: lol
You: hows it going? oh dine how about you? im fine too!
You: SHUT UP WINKY YOU DONT BELONG HERE!
You: /throw shoe
You: /dies
Stranger: #$%^ like iraq all over agin
You: i know! its really scary
You: ill have to go hide in that bush now
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: sorry i mucked up thr for ur lazor
Stranger: better luck next time
You: BLAAAAAGH!
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Post by
Laihendi
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You: hey buddy
Stranger: are you a man, bro dude?
You: lol do men have @#$%s? ^_^
Stranger: oh behave!
You: but seriously, i'm a guy
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Post by
abulurd
hee hee
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You: lemon
Stranger: Good Morning, How much &^%shot cost in your country?
You: anyone who pays for porn fails
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Post by
BristolUTD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: youl like pizza ?
You: im good ty
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ı have eaten bıg pizza
You: dude your "i" dont have a "."
Stranger: asl pls
You: 16/m/seul
Stranger: oh nıce
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Seul was the 1st thing on that came to my mind xD
Post by
Toldry
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Stranger: asl?
You: 96/m/North Korea
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from\
You: The atlantic ocean.
You: You see, I'm a shark.
Stranger: india
Stranger: wow
You: I'm typing with my nose right now.
You: Since I don't have any fingers.
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Post by
BristolUTD
After getting a few ppl asking: " HORNY F?" I decided to finnaly introduce myself as a female. And look what turned out:
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: you like pizza
You: ?
Stranger: its alright
You: 19/f/Spain
You: u ?
Stranger: 18 m uk
You: what other things are alright ?
Stranger: talking to you
You: ok 2 points for that answer
Stranger: :P
You: what do you think about martini ?
Stranger: its better than alright
You: you drink it ?
Stranger: now and then
Stranger: what about you
You: say something about yourself
You: yes i like martini :)
You: but the extra dry :P
Stranger: i like ladies... just like you
You: what other things you like ?
Stranger: rugby..
You: you play rugby ?
Stranger: yeah..
You: are you good ?
Stranger: some say very good
You: what do you think of this song ?
You:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stranger: hahahaha very good....
You: rickroll'd :P
Stranger: anyways ive gtg in a minute...
Stranger: have u got msn
You: nope
Stranger: oh dear... ill have to say goodbye 4 eva then..... bye bye nice talking to you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You: bye
You: nice talking to you 2 :)
Stranger: bye hun xxx
Post by
Toldry
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You: LEMONS
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Post by
Eneder
I got a chick's email address. Would have gotten her Facebook except she doesn't have one. ;D
I got the MSN of a 19 year old girl in South Korea.
I got the MSN of a 39 year old Canadian male....
Post by
Toldry
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LEMONS
Stranger: tree
You: ARE
Stranger: you
You: EATING
Stranger: crazy?
Stranger: ^O^
You: LEMONS
Stranger: I like orange more
You: LEMOORS
You: ART THOU SPEECHLESS?
You: HOW DISSAPOINTING,.
Stranger: sigh~~
Stranger: you are really crazy, I think
You: I MUST GO KILL A CREATION OF THE TITANS
You: THREATENING THE EXISTANCE OF OUR WORLD
You: BRB
You have disconnected.
I was talking about Emalon the Storm Watcher.
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135192
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Post by
BristolUTD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STARDOLL?
You: LEMONS
You: _
You: ?
Stranger: FACE?
You: SMASH?
Stranger: HITS?
You: DAMAGE?
Stranger: BRAIN?
You: HEAD?
Stranger: BANG?
You: SEX?
Stranger: Too far.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LEMONS ?
Stranger: oranges
You: BANANAS?
Stranger: grapes
You: fruits
Stranger: vegtables
You: meat
Stranger: cheese
You: milk
Stranger: egss
You: chicken
Stranger: turkey
You: ostrage
Stranger: emu
You: emo :D
Stranger: male or female
You: me ?
Stranger: yes
You: male
You: u ?
Stranger: female
Stranger: age
You: 15
You: u /
You: ?
Stranger: 30
You: country ?
Stranger: uk
You: bg
Stranger: where?
You: bulgaria
Stranger: oh
Stranger: why lemons
You: dunno
Stranger: lol, see ya
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Wall of Text inc:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lalalalalalalalalalalalala
You: LEMONS
Stranger: who let you in?
Stranger: youre ruining the party
Stranger: how did ou get in?
Stranger: *you
You: the FRUIT-MAN
Stranger: nooooo
Stranger: ive heard all about you
You: He let me in
Stranger: and youre evil ways
You: im his son
Stranger: he doesnt have a son
You: LIES
Stranger: TRUTH
You: LIES
You: My mom is the Vegetable-woman
You: and i have a tomato sister
Stranger: may i have a piece of fruit?
Stranger: im hungry
Stranger: i hate tomatoes
Stranger: if i knew her
Stranger: i would squish her
You: i hate her also ><
Stranger: we finally agree
Stranger: but can i hav a piece of fruit?
You: what fruit do you want ?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: guess
You: LEMONS ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: too bitter
Stranger: too GOD DAMN BITTER
You: theen id guess Orange ?
Stranger: ill settle for orange
Stranger: gimme gimme
Stranger: *steals orange*
Stranger: haha
You: NOOO
You: YOU NO TAKE ORANGE !
Stranger: no more fruit for you FRUIT-MAN
Stranger: now your just -MAN
You: LIES !
Stranger: TRUTH
You: the cake is a lie
Stranger: mmmmm cake
You: ill make a fruit and vegatable cake
Stranger: nom nom nom
You: and throw it at your face
You: with tomatos on top
You: I eat your lulz
Stranger: no tomatoes i asy
Stranger: *say
Stranger: NO
Stranger: LIIES
Stranger: LIES
Stranger: LIES
You: TRUTH !
Stranger: i will infect youre fruit with deadly mold
Stranger: mould
Stranger: you will decompose!
Stranger: HA
You: then ill throw them all at you
You: and the TOMATOS especially
Stranger: im wearing a mask now
Stranger: you cant fool me twice
Stranger: shame on you!
You: im groing new fruits
You: mold-immune
Stranger: damn
Stranger: couldnt have seen that coming
You: and im hiding them in a cave
You: so only i can have them
You: and all leave only the tomatos
Stranger: i train a crow to enter the cave and peck the fruit to pieces!
You: out so you can only eat tomatos
Stranger: GO CROW
You: you dont know where its it
Stranger: GO
You: ill get a scarecrow
Stranger: the crow will find it
Stranger: its scarecrow immune
Stranger: derrrr
You: I cast a shield around the cave
You: now no one can enter
You: even 1
Stranger: shield of what?
You: of tomatoness
You: it shoots tomatos at you
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: thats unfathomabley evil
Stranger: i will drill through the otherside of the cave
Stranger: and snatch them from under your nose
You: im mooving the cave to jupiter
Stranger: i live on jupiter
Stranger: youre trespassing
You: and expantig the shield around thw whole planet
Stranger: get out
You: and if you are in it
You: it will kill you of tomato sickenss
You: sickness*
Stranger: im immune
Stranger: i developed a cure
Stranger: i worked closely with pasteur and flemming
Stranger: top guys
You: ill use Mass Dispell to remove your immuniti
You: and own you with tomatos
Stranger: GGARRR
Stranger: *conceeds*
You: you play wow btw ?
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: i really should
Stranger: but i never got into it
You: well cause i heard for this site from wowhead :D
Stranger: oh
Stranger: this site is pretty good
You: and you kinda reminded me from the guys there
Stranger: but some people suck
You: if you suck in life you suck
Stranger: i met this one guy who killed me with tomatoes
You: Period
Stranger: wwhat a %^&*
You: well thats cause u hate them
You: and he didnt kill you with them
You: they killed you
You: when they heard you didnt like them
You: where are you from btw ?
Stranger: England
Stranger: you?
You: Bulgraia
You: bulgaria*
Stranger: and who are you really fruit-man?
Stranger: (England on jupiter)
You: who am i really /
You: ?
You: you want to know ?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: im intruiged
You: are you 100 % sure ?
Stranger: 1000%
You: ok then
Stranger: if thats possible
You: I am....
You: YOUR DAD
Stranger: ...
Stranger: DAD
You: and you happen to be my tomato son
Stranger: it cant be
You: should probably stop with the tomatos
Stranger: all this time..
Stranger: i never knew
You: oh corection: My LEMON Son
Stranger: my life was meaningless
You: you are Bitter inside
Stranger: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN SON
Stranger: I AM NOT BITTER
Stranger: IM SWEET
Stranger: AND I AM A FEMALE LEMON
You: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW YOURSELF
You: I GREW YOU FOR 5 YEARS
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: you harvested me?
You: YOU ARE A MALE INSIDE xD
You: you rly a female ?
Stranger: im both? oh. god.
Stranger: yeah im a girl
Stranger: SHOCK SHOCK
You: ok
You: FROST SHOCK
Stranger: SHELL SHOCK
You: TOMATO SHOCK
Stranger: ELECTRIC SHOCK
Stranger: enough shocking god damn it!
You: Tender SHOCK
You: ok
You: wats a tender :D
You: no seriously xD
Stranger: haha
You: i was some kind of meat
You: or something
You: :D
You: ?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: but i really got to go
Stranger: D:
Stranger: i like you FRUIT-MAN
Stranger: even if you are evil
Stranger: and kill me
Stranger: *or get tomatoes to kill me
Stranger: good-bye my old friend and dad
Stranger: thanks for harvesting me
Stranger: :D
You: Remember me
You: The ALLMIGHT ALLKNOWING ALLKILING(with tomatos) FRUIT-man
Stranger: ill never forget *wipes tear*
Stranger: *doesnt look back*
You: *waves goodbye*
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Toldry
You: LEMONS
Stop copying my ideas!
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Post by
Skyfire
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: another shy asia
Stranger: asian
You: Non, signor.
Stranger: uh oh
You: I am no Asian.
Stranger: a beaner
You: And no French, for that matter.
Stranger: so you like george lopez
Stranger: cuz you're hispanic
Stranger: meeda meeda
You: Need to get your languages straightened out boy.
You: That was quite obviously French.
Stranger: there is no point in learning french
You: True.
Stranger: or knowing french
You: Thankfully I've not learned it.
Stranger: or speaking it
You: Oh, now that would be wrong.
You: Swearing in French is apparently quite the charm.
Stranger: either way, you're like some 14 year old
Stranger: who is upset fred jonas got engaged
Stranger: and now you're taking it out on me
Stranger: hey, it's not my fault
Stranger: so relax
You: Oh, come now, your insults fail you. Try something more original.
You: Not least because they're untrue.
Stranger: That wasn't a sentence by the way.
Stranger: Maybe you should work on your english.
You: And that was missing capitalization on the "e". You are unsuited to grammar wars.
Stranger: you're missing a verb in that last sentence
Stranger: to "HAVE"
Stranger: grammar wars
You: You need no verb there.
Stranger: or you could change the "to" to a "for"
You: As for you, you continue to not have capitalization and punctuation.
Stranger: then again, you're just a 12 year old
You: Really, now.
Stranger: you should be in bed by now
Stranger: I'm sure you can't sleep because the the eldest jonas brother got engaged
Stranger: and you're up crying
Stranger: and what not
Stranger: whatever it is that 12 year olds do
Stranger: when they are sad
Stranger: Man, I'm so winning this conversation.
You: There seems to be this assumption that a 12 year old would care about Jonas in the slightest.
Stranger: You can't get a word in.
Stranger: It's like left, right, upper cut
Stranger: bam..you're bleeding
Stranger: body shot
Stranger: bam
Stranger: your ribs hurt
Stranger: and then left hook
Stranger: wham
You: The problem with you, is that you've yet to answer any of my claims, all of which have been true.
Stranger: you're dizzy
You: Unfortunately.
Stranger: right cross
Stranger: bam
Stranger: you're down
Stranger: for. the. count.
You: And now you're talking to yourself. Monologuing isn't cool, mkay?
Stranger: ding ding ding
Stranger: the champ remains the champ
Stranger: and you remain you
Stranger: I need a hair cut
Stranger: and a shower
You: I'm only too tempted to take out my obvious frustrations on you with those remarks.
Stranger: hey dude
Stranger: there are two other jonas' who are single
Stranger: there is still hope for you
You: I am rofl.
Stranger: yea I know
Stranger: so, how old are you kid?
Stranger: 11? 12?
Stranger: 8?
You: Try double that, and you'd be closer.
Stranger: there are three numbers
You: Double them all!
You: You'd still be closer.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: are you like a 55 year old pervert
Stranger: with a van full of puppies and candy
You: No, because then I would have said "'Quintuple' them all!"
Stranger: you're obviously ashamed of your age
Stranger: because you're older and still upset about the jonas brothers
You: Did I mention you fail at trolling?
You: I did mention that, right?
Stranger: what's trolling
You: Or is that all in your head?
You: Yes, that's it.
You: You're going insane, and can't stop yourself.
Stranger: is that some word that 12 year olds use
You: Well, I am from a place where there are padded walls.
Stranger: I'm not up on the lingo
You: We're here to bring you in, man.
You: No, no, we won't... hurt... you.
Stranger: you're not funny man
Stranger: you need to work on your sense of humor
Stranger: that's what will get girls
Stranger: you should save this converation
Stranger: print it out
Stranger: hang it on your wall
Stranger: and try to be like me
You: I missed the "sense of humor" train. Which is probably why you're still talking to me.
Stranger: study the technique
Stranger: and then maybe one day you'll be wearing your best shirt
Stranger: and say something funny in biology
Stranger: and that girl you like will look at you
You: Ew, biology.
Stranger: it probably won't happen honestly
Stranger: but i'm just saying
Stranger: you should be like me
Stranger: or try to be like me
You: No, I don't think I should.
Stranger: either way, this is getting boring now
You: Because, you somehow find humor in trolling others.
You: And that definitely will not get you girls.
Stranger: well
Stranger: I've already got someone lined up for tonight
Stranger: so I need to go cut my hair and shower
You: @#$% OR GTFO
You: Nubcake.
Stranger: and then go get a redbull
Stranger: and then go put in work
Stranger: you'll know what that's all about one day
Stranger: (maybe not)
Stranger: but you can dream about it one day
Stranger: later dude
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This person obviously fails at life. He left me, and not the other way around.
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