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Most awkward things to hear while playing WoW
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Post by
drbob3002
One time on one of my
very
few Alliance toons I was questing in Westfall, on the way to Blanchy for the bag. Anyway, I see a male human standing dancing with a male Night Elf kneeling in front of him. I observed from afar, and let's just say I'm not even comfortable repeating what they said on the forums here.
It was just....really disturbing..
Post by
fiote
Back in days, a shaman of my guild started to play the song for superMario
star event
(when he could blow things up by just touching them) whenever
Bloodlust
was cast.
Post by
twinkinshammy
A girl in my guild named Naughtilia (love her, just really aquward at times....)
Said over guild chat:
Naught: Hey guys bak was takin a bath
Me:And we need to know tht y?
Someone else: Naked?
Naught: Still am
Me: 0.o
Post by
idchris
One guy in my guild would regularly whine about his wife.
At one point, apparently his birthday, he complained "I didn't get anything for my birthday, not even a good lay".
Post by
Deimoz
thisismyalt:
(husband in middle of ulduar raid with his friends)
wife: honey, come upstairs i've got a little surprise for you...
(husband can't decide between ulduar or sex)
thisismyalt:
*in middle of raid*
mum: DINNERS READY!
*middle of raid*
mum: come on we're going to grandmas
*middle of a boss fight in naxx*
bro/sis: QUICK COME LOOK AT THIS!
Wait, you live with your wife and ma?
Over 1 year ago while on vent I can't never forget what my RL's girlfriend said to him while he had push-to-talk button on.
"Yes hun I'll be waiting in bed, and remember to bring the toys!" (?)
Post by
Hydralisk
Back in days, a shaman of my guild started to play the song for superMario
star event
(when he could blow things up by just touching them) whenever
Bloodlust
was cast.
^epic.. I'd do this but prob get yelled at for spamming vent /cry
oh and in my old guild back during BC we were in the middle of fighting
High King Maulgar
in Gruul's Lair and over vent we heard from someone who was prob around 14 at the time (dang kids) "FIVE MORE MINUTES MOM!" vent broke out in laughter and was a running joke till the day I left that guild
Post by
froeksel
A girl in my guild named Naughtilia (love her, just really aquward at times....)
Said over guild chat:
Naught: Hey guys bak was takin a bath
Me:And we need to know tht y?
Someone else: Naked?
Naught: Still am
Me: 0.o
If she haves a nice body it's ok :P
Post by
292516
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Post by
Blitzfire
A girl in my guild named Naughtilia (love her, just really aquward at times....)
Said over guild chat:
Naught: Hey guys bak was takin a bath
Me:And we need to know tht y?
Someone else: Naked?
Naught: Still am
Me: 0.o
I do things like this.
Post by
Slimda
Some guy in my guild doesn't like push-to-talk. So he has voice-activated Vent.
So he got a phone-call during the Iron Council in Ulduar 25. So he talked in it. For the entire fight.
Shame he was polish, couldn't understand a word he was saying.
Post by
179686
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Post by
adashiel
Would you please stop quoting the damn spammers?
Post by
Blitzfire
Would you please start banning the damn spammers? <3
Post by
adashiel
We do ban them, and when that happens, their posts are automatically deleted. However, that process doesn't catch the quoted posts.
Post by
270853
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Post by
Andrin
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
This is actually funny to me most because the other day at like 1am during a naxx run all is quiet in vent, then all of the sudden we hear the opening of goodbye horses (the song he dances to in the movie) and then out of no where we hear
HOOOoooooHOOOOOooooo
you know the part I mean, and the guildie just started singing lol.
It was so random I was crying for a good 10 minutes.
RL goes "brb I'm gonna go get my lip gloss and tuck it back"
Post by
Vlad
Hearing your parents scream and yell to each other about how bad the other person is and how much they hate them -then have make-up-sex in the room next door.
Post by
433122
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Post by
Kerrianne
Most awkward thing I ever heard while playing WoW was back in the Vanilla days… Vent and Teamspeak were still competing to capture the expanding mmorpg markets, and Teamspeak had this peculiarity of randomly self-activating people's mics.
Well, we're kicking the crap out of the Twins in AQ40, when someone's mic starts running wide open and we hear him giving… instructions… on how to do a particular thing to a particular part of the male anatomy.
(Use your imaginations. I don't need to explain that part.)
Well, the raid starts snickering and falling apart, until we hear another voice asking if the raider enjoyed "it"… another
guy's
voice.
Boom. TS goes dead silent, the Twins stomp us flat into the ground, and the RL called the raid right then and there, citing a "sudden urge to bleach my brain".
Guild raids were never the same after that…
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