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Post by
Neonhyper
> Go to the guard and yell 'GIVE ME A QUEST'
You would do this, but you can't seem to find any other guards in Northshire, and the one that you were talking to just crumbled to dust.
>
Post by
Skreeran
<Snort dust.
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Post by
Neonhyper
<Snort dust.
You snort the dust from the guard.
This gains nothing except making you extremely lightheaded and you really, really, want to sneeze.
>Look for someone else, equip your right hand with a puppet and poke that person.
You find someone propped up against the Stables in the back of the Abby. You equip Porkins in your right hand, against the glove puppet's protests, and poke the man with him.
The person spouts out some gibberish and shuts up.
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Post by
Skreeran
< /lick
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Post by
Neonhyper
< /lick
You lick the man, which just causes him to spout out more gibberish. It sounds like he's swearing at you, well, everything he says sounds like he's swearing at you. You wonder if he's trying to communicate or insulting your face off.
> Ask the puppets if they know the language or if they know how to learn it.
You ask Terry and Porkins if they know the language these guys are saying.
The shake their heads, but they tell you you might find something at the top of the Abby.
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Post by
Random0008
> Eat Azeroth.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Eat Azeroth.
You bend down and rip a piece of dirt out of the ground.
No, just no, you've had problems with food in this place before.
You're not eating dirt.
> (OMG A CLUE) Enter the abbey and head for the top, looking for the clues the puppets mentioned.
You head into the Abby, it's quite dark in here, like someone forgot to light all the candles. You look around, trying to find the stairs to the top. When you find them, you keep one hand on the wall to make sure you don't trip, even though you know if you focus on tripping you'll trip, and you do trip and tumble all the way down to the bottom.
Porkins and Terry sigh, and you start back up to the top.
Once you reach the top, you look from side to side, but you can't see a thing in the dark!
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Post by
BuryYourDead
< Need to urinate
Post by
Neonhyper
> Look for a candle, ask Porkin to use a minor portion of his lazors to light it, look around.
You pull out a candle from your pocket that you weren't aware you had. You politely ask Porkins to fire his lazer on the candle wick. He feels like being nice and shoots an awesome tiny beam of awesomeness to light the candle. The blue flame is so much cooler than a red flame, you decide.
You look around the room, it's a cramped room with a platform in the middle to ring the Abby bell.
There's a few chests in here.
< Need to urinate
You put the candle down and excuse yourself from Terry and Porkins' presence to relieve yourself.
You come back moments later.
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Post by
Random0008
< Catches a rabbit.
Post by
Neonhyper
< Catches a rabbit.
Terry comes up the stairs with a rabbit, and hands it to you.
"I HAVE CAUGHT A RABBIT!" You proclaim.
Terry facepalms.
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Post by
Random0008
< I b*tch-slap Terry.
Post by
BuryYourDead
< Rabbit evolves into a man eating Were Rabbit.
Post by
Neonhyper
< I b*tch-slap Terry.
No.
You will not hit Terry.
< Rabbit evolves into a man eating Were Rabbit.
The rabbit becomes a man-eating Were-rabbit and jumps out the side of the Abby. Even though there's a gaping hole in the room you're in, the only light is still from your candle.
You figure you should start looking for those clues.
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Post by
BuryYourDead
< Find "Toms Gibberish Translator book" with pages torn out.
Post by
Neonhyper
< Find "Toms Gibberish Translator book" with pages torn out.
You search through some of the chests until you come across a tome.
"Tom's Gibberish Translator Book," You say out loud.
That's a little be obvious.
Porkins and Terry agree with you, and as you open the tome, you realize most of the pages are torn out.
Crap.
>
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