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Post by
Random0008
< You trip over another rabbit.
(( Btw, Neonhyper, War Unending! ))
Post by
Skreeran
<Analyze other chests.
Post by
Neonhyper
< You trip over another rabbit.
You stab the rabbit.
Problem solved.
<Analyze other chests.
You search through the other chests and find a few mangled sheets of paper, a gold coin (which you pocket), and a tome of complete gibberish.
You take the pieces of paper and try to match them up with the torn sections of your decoder.
>
Post by
Skreeran
<Fix decoder.
Post by
Random0008
< Try to piece them together.
Post by
Neonhyper
< Try to piece them together.
<Fix decoder.
You manage to get the pieces of paper to loosely fit in their spots. Porkins hands you some sticky substance which you use to put them in place and keep them in place.
HUZZAH!
>
Post by
Skreeran
<Gag at "sticky substance."
Post by
BuryYourDead
< Wonder where he got it from, and question him if he has anything else.
Post by
Neonhyper
<Gag at "sticky substance."
You stare at the sticky substance, and back at Porkins.
He blinks at you, then looks away.
< Wonder where he got it from, and question him if he has anything else.
You ask him if he has anything else, he's still ignoring you.
Terry rolls his eyes.
>
Post by
Random0008
> You call the substance G.L.U.E
G
reat
L
iquid
U
sed in
E
nvelopes
Post by
Skreeran
<Also consider the name G.L.Ew.
G
ross
L
iquid
Ew
wwwwww
Post by
Neonhyper
> You call the substance G.L.U.E
G
reat
L
iquid
U
sed in
E
nvelopes
<Also consider the name G.L.Ew.
G
ross
L
iquid
Ew
wwwwww
You settle on naming it G.L.E.P.H.
G
ross
L
iquid
P
orkins
H
as
Terry tells you that there's no
E
in that explanation. You tell him that if there wasn't an 'E' in the name, that you couldn't pronounce it.
>
Post by
Skreeran
<Take control of Terry
*you are now Terry*
<Argue that G.L.Y.P.H. would have been better, as it's already a word.
Post by
Neonhyper
<Take control of Terry
*you are now Terry*
<Argue that G.L.Y.P.H. would have been better, as it's already a word.
This is an odd experience. You argue with yourself that naming the substance 'G.L.Y.P.H.' would have been better. But then you argue back to yourself that if it's already a word, you can't name a new substance after it.
>
Post by
Skreeran
<Argue that that's just the brilliance of it. "Gleph" would never sell, but Glyph would. It could be a household name in less than a year! If... there are any not-crazy people to buy it.
Post by
Neonhyper
<Argue that that's just the brilliance of it. "Gleph" would never sell, but Glyph would. It could be a household name in less than a year! If... there are any not-crazy people to buy it.
You eventually give into yourself, you rename the sticky substance 'Glyph'. If you ever get out of this crazy place alive, you'll begin selling and become a tycoon millionaire. You return your conscious to yourself and Terry feels a little dizzy for having been controlled. You plead forgiveness.
>
Post by
Skreeran
<Try to remember what you were doing.
Post by
HiVolt
>Commence dancing with happiness over achieving this great triumph in naming the sticky substance.
Post by
Joemaster240
<Taste the sticky substance out of curiosity
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