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One Day In Goldshire...
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Post by
BuryYourDead
< Now you need a drink.
Post by
Neonhyper
< Now you need a drink.
You rush to the local fountain and take a drink of water. For once something in this place isn't freaky and tainted and icky.
Mmm... Water.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<you see a little blue slime creature come out of the fountain.
Post by
Neonhyper
<you see a little blue slime creature come out of the fountain.
You take your emergency kitchen knife and stab the creepy blue slime creature.
It squeals, shrieks, writhes, and dies.
You twitch.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<the water you drank begins to turn yellow from the blue blob ((gonna guess you know what i'm talking about by yellow water right.))
Post by
Neonhyper
<the water you drank begins to turn yellow from the blue blob ((gonna guess you know what i'm talking about by yellow water right.))
... You walk away from the fountain. Porkins and Terry pat you on the back as you wonder what to do now.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<Go look for signs of life.
Post by
Neonhyper
<Go look for signs of life.
You remember now! You're looking for crazy people to communicate with! You head out of Northshire back down to the inn that you told yourself you weren't going to go back to. Except, you're going back to it because you have a purpose to go back to it now fore. You're not quite sure how that works, but it does, so you're doing it.
Terry is sitting on your shoulder, debating what you should do next, while Porkins is going into a long rant about how you should be careful about the crazy people in Goldshire.
As you approach the town and step over the rapidly decomposing corpse of the naked night elf mailbox dancer from earlier, you notice the town isn't quite as disturbing as before. You step into the inn to see alive with life!
Only to see everyone die at once and the rot into the floorboards.
You run outside screaming.
>
Post by
Neonhyper
<One Day in Goldshire is paused>
Tom is equipped with:
A not so moldy belt.
An emergency kitchen knife.
Ketchup and mustard stained Defias armor.
Porkins and Terry the glove puppets.
Tom's inventory:
A gold coin.
A gibberish letter addressed to him.
Tom's Gibberish Translator book.
Post by
Skreeran
<Translate letter
Post by
Anmity
< Try using Glyph to remove the ketchup and mustard from the Defias armor
Post by
Neonhyper
< Try using Glyph to remove the ketchup and mustard from the Defias armor
You attempt to use glyph to remove the stains on your Defias armor. You only succeed in staining the Defias armor with glyph.
Now it's a ketchup, mustard, and glyph stained Defias armor!
<Translate letter
You sit down and pull out your translating book and the letter.
You look between both of them.
This is going to take a while.
>
Post by
HiVolt
> Set someone else on the task, for you are far too lazy to actually do it yourself.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Set someone else on the task, for you are far too lazy to actually do it yourself.
You look at Terry and Porkins, setting the glove puppets down and tasking them with translating the note as you go for a walk.
>
Post by
HiVolt
> Flip your gold coin merrily as you stroll along.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Flip your gold coin merrily as you stroll along.
You flip your gold coin as you take a walk around the outside of the Goldshire inn. You forget your problems as you watch the coin flip and flip and flip and flip.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<As you stroll you see the gnome you threw out the window earlier
Post by
Neonhyper
<As you stroll you see the gnome you threw out the window earlier
You see the dead gnome from earlier! You poke him with your shoe, but he doesn't respond.
"NO! ELIJAH!" You scream and fall to your knees, weeping.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<you pick your self up and forget why you were crying
Post by
Neonhyper
<you pick your self up and forget why you were crying
You blink at the corpse of the gnome, wondering why you were crying at it as you stand up and continue flipping your gold coin as you walk around the Goldshire in. You wonder if Terry and Porkins are done yet.
>
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