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One Day In Goldshire...
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Post by
Neonhyper
>Wonder if perhaps you should cut down on the drugs.
You do wonder if you had any drugs before you fell asleep last night. Of course, that would make sense, but you can't believe you had anything other than maybe that roll of bloodthistle. It was gross.
You wonder how the blood elves can even deal with eating those things...
<you believe you can fly
< You believe you can touch the sky.
You believe you can... fly.....
YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN TOUCH THE SKY....
You jump from the nearest tree, reaching out to the beautiful blue sky above in attempts to touch it. However, instead of floating to the next tree over, you find yourself eating dirt in a painful way.
<You think about it every night and day
You will pocket the idea of flying for a later day.
It just doesn't seem to like you.
>
Post by
Skreeran
>Look for more people to talk to.
Post by
Random0008
>Kill Mary
Post by
Skreeran
>Hail Mary
Post by
Random0008
> Kill Linmarion
Post by
Joemaster240
<Curse at a bird flying overhead.
Post by
BuryYourDead
< T-bag linmarion
Post by
Random0008
< T-bag Mr T.
Post by
Joemaster240
((That would get you KILLED! Mr.t would rip your head off with his NIGHT ELF MOHAWK))
Post by
Neonhyper
<Curse at a bird flying overhead.
You utter a long string of curse words directed at the bird that is flying in the treetops above you. If it can do it so easily, why can't you? This thought causes you to swear some more.
Stupid birds.
Stupid Elwynn.
>Look for more people to talk to.
You choose to ignore the birds for now and go back to looking for more people to talk to while you wait for Porkins and Terry to finish translating. You begin walking back to the center of Goldshire and walk around the houses until you find a young girl standing by a fence.
>Kill Mary
You wonder if the girl's name is Mary. She doesn't look dead, but maybe you should kill her just to make sure.
Wait what?
>Hail Mary
This is a much smart idea, you raise your hand.
"HELLO MARY!"
The lady gives you a funny look, and says something in gibberish which you understand to be 'I hate your guts why don't you just leave me alone because I don't know who you are you creep?'.
You settle for killing her like your earlier impulses said. That's the Tom you used to know!
> Kill Linmarion
You find a night elf wandering around Goldshire, instead of trying to communicate you stab him. It really just feels good to kill people right now. You wonder why you ever stopped.
< T-bag linmarion
You T-bag the corpse for a little bit until you get bored.
< T-bag Mr T.
You don't want to be pitied as a fool, thank you very much.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<Find some knitting needles and yarn
Post by
Random0008
< Eats a MOHAWK GRENAAAADE!
Post by
Neonhyper
<Find some knitting needles and yarn
Knitting! Of course! Your secret passion as a tailor has gotten you loads of bad rep over the years with your fellow assassins, adventurers, and just about everyone you've drunkenly told that you're a tailor. But, with all these crazy people around, there's nobody to tell you about how stupid you are because you're a tailor!
You, with renewed passion, set out to go find some needles and some yarn.
< Eats a MOHAWK GRENAAAADE!
One track mind, sir, one track mind.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<Knit shirts for the hand puppets for there rewards for translating the letter
Post by
Neonhyper
<Knit shirts for the hand puppets for there rewards for translating the letter
You deem this a good cause as you sit down with the yarn and knitting needles and begin working. You are amazed while you work at your amazing ability to be so awesome with your hands. A few minutes later you have glove puppet-sized shirts all ready to go. You're glad you found this yarn and knitting needles, or you might have had to tell Terry and Porkins you were lying about giving them things.
And then you might've been victim to Porkins' lazer.
You're glad you're a tailor.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<Knit a hilarious message on the shirts.
Post by
Neonhyper
<Knit a hilarious message on the shirts.
You finish off the nice shirts by writing an 'I'm With Stupid' with an arrow situated so that if Terry and Porkins were sitting on your shoulder the point of the arrow would be directed toward yourself.
Wait.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<Try using the knitting needles for Acupuncture.
Post by
Neonhyper
<Try using the knitting needles for Acupuncture.
You lay on the ground next to your newly crafted shirts and attempt to use the knitting needles to relieve yourself of the pain from having faceplanted after attempting to fly. Of course, you have no background training in the arts of acupuncture and thus only manage to cause yourself extreme amounts of new pain.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
((Neon you is good at this i Is loling all over the place.))
<Begin to here jaws theme song playing in your head
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