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Post by
Neonhyper
((Heh, thanks.))
<Begin to here jaws theme song playing in your head
Dun dun.
Dun DUN.
Dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun dun dun...
You start to freak out, grabbing the shirts and putting the knitting needles away, you run off from the spot where you were laying down.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
((we need more people to be doin this though it's not as fun with just two ppls >_<))
<you see a flying land shark chasing you
Post by
Neonhyper
((There's usually more people, they seem to have run off though. :( ))
<you see a flying land shark chasing you
You blink.
A flying.
Land.
Shark.
It's a shark, on land, that can
fly
.
It can fly, and you can't? THE SHARK CAN FLY?
You are enraged by the fact that this simple animal from the sea can best you in the one thing you want to do most! You grab your emergency kitchen knife (which at this point, everything seems to be an emergency or you wouldn't be using it all the time) and attack the flying land shark.
The battle is long and bloody, mostly bloody on the shark's part though.
>
Post by
Random0008
< Haris Pilton arrives on the scene with Jichael Mackson!
Post by
Joemaster240
<You show Jichael Mackson your dancing skills
Post by
BuryYourDead
< You go Super Sayan
Post by
Neonhyper
< Haris Pilton arrives on the scene with Jichael Mackson!
You are dumbfounded at how these people just magically seem to appear. Of course, they could have come from the inn, but you doubt that because everyone in the inn died.
Or maybe that was just your imagination.
<You show Jichael Mackson your dancing skills
While Porkins and Terry are not here to help you with your amazing 'Disk-Oh' dance, you feel it is necessary to show Jichael Mackson your amazing dance moves, you're not quite sure why though. The area around Goldshire darkens, as a giant glowing ball appears in the sky and rotates, casting silvery circles across the ground in a twisting pattern.
The spotlight is on you as you begin to dance, twisting, turning, hitting your knee, and raising your pointing finger to the sky in amazingness. Dancing colors whirl around the air as Jichael Mackson is amazed by your ability to dance so... awesomely.
< You go Super Sayan
In the middle of your 'Disk-Oh' dance, you unleash a terrible roar.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
For a moment, your hair goes completely awesome and you turn blond, long enough for your dance moves to smite the onlooking pair of oddly named people. They are no more than ash at your feet by the time the lights come on, and your hair is back to normal, short and black.
>
Post by
Random0008
< You do the
Elune
Moon-walk
Post by
Joemaster240
<you remember that Porkins and Terry were big fans of Harris pilton and Jichael Mackson
Post by
Skreeran
<Stop with the silliness. You have to get down ta bidniss.
Post by
Anmity
< You decide to go to Stormwind, to see if there's anyone who doesn't speak gibberish
Post by
Neonhyper
< You do the
Elune
Moon-walk
You know you can do this well, so you do it again. It's not quite as fulfilling with no audience though, so you quite early and decide to do something else.
<you remember that Porkins and Terry were big fans of Harris pilton and Jichael Mackson
This is a conundrum.
You take a broom and sweep the ashes away.
<Stop with the silliness. You have to get down ta bidniss.
Quite.
< You decide to go to Stormwind, to see if there's anyone who doesn't speak gibberish
You figure Terry and Porkins will need a bit longer to finish translating, so you take what stuff you had and head up the other north road (you know, that one that's opposite of the north road heading to Northshire) to Stormwind.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<You see more flying land sharks as you walk down the path
Post by
Anmity
< Orcs are raiding the city!
Post by
BuryYourDead
< Balance and skip along the fence alongside the road.
Post by
Neonhyper
< Balance and skip along the fence alongside the road.
You get up ontop of the fence along the road and begin balancing on top of it, then you skip, then you balance, then you skip, then you balance, then you skip... and fall off the section of the fence.
<You see more flying land sharks as you walk down the path
You vote to get as quickly to Stormwind as absolutely possible. You hate flying land sharks.
THE KING MUST BE WARNED!
< Orcs are raiding the city!
As you arrive in Stormwind, you realize that orcs are raiding the city! Wait, orcs can't be raiding the city, if orcs were raiding the city you would have heard all the way from Goldshire. You're sure Goldshire would have been killed in the process of orcs raiding the city as well. You approach the nearest raiding orc, to realize that he's no more than a statue! You see the defending humans, as well, are not moving an inch.
You feel like you're in a giant museum, and all around you are a bunch of dummies being used to reenact some amazing war in history. Except everythings very lifelike.
This place is creeping you out.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<A flying land shark comes up to you
Post by
Neonhyper
<A flying land shark comes up to you
You stab said flying land shark in the head. Multiple times.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<you take the flying land sharks wings and use them to to fly
Post by
BuryYourDead
< The bird you swore at attacks you. You fall
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