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Post by
HiVolt
> Have Terry and Porkins keep the guards occupied while you sneak past them.
Post by
Neonhyper
<you give up on seeing the king and decide to go check on the puppets progress and give them there T-shirts you made them.
You can't stop now! YOU MUST GET TO THE KING!
HE MUST BE WARNED!
> Have Terry and Porkins keep the guards occupied while you sneak past them.
You can't get to the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You don't think that Terry and Porkins could even get this guard out of the way. You return to looking for the secret entrance, but apparently it's so secret you can't seem to find it very well.
>
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Post by
Neonhyper
>you try to find the entrence but find hogger instead
You step around a corner and find the secret entrance, to your delight! As you're about to approach it, you realize that you can hear breathing and heavy footsteps behind you.
You don't want to look over your shoulder.
It's not real.
It's not real.
It's not real.
You look over your shoulder to see a gnoll, about two times your height, dragging itself toward you. Whatever swept over Stormwind and Elwynn with the crazy train made everything wrong with the area... but it didn't take the land's eternal menace away.
Hogger.
> You're so pathetic that you won't even aggro hogger, and thus you stop trying to find the secret entrance.
However, there's a nearby
rogue
getting into Stormwind through a secret entrance!
((One, before I continue, that video was so awesome I had to show it to everyone I know.))
You wish you hadn't aggrod, him your not even sure what aggroing is, but whatever it is, you wish you hadn't done it but you feel you have aggro on Hogger. Luckily, you see a rogue, or just another hallucination of yours, heading into the secret entrance. You take its lead and head into the tunnel.
You can't get to the king there's a Hogger in the way.
>
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Post by
Neonhyper
<chuck norris intervenes
You wish.
You really, truly wish.
No, instead, you're standing there, without any sort of amazing intervention, with a giant crazy gnoll coming at you.
You can't get to the king there's a Hogger in the way.
You really hate this place.
>
Post by
Adamsm
< You realize it's not Hogger, but three docks in a costume.
Post by
Neonhyper
< You realize it's not Hogger, but three docks in a costume.
Oh.
Well that makes it less complicated.
It's not real. It's not real. It's not real, this Hogger that you see is not really Hogger but three docks in a costume that is not really Hogger and you can freely pass in the tunnel behind you because it's not really Hogger.
You turn around and walk through the tunnel without opposition.
Life is good.
>
Post by
Neonhyper
<One Day In Goldshire is paused!>
Tom is equipped with:
A not so moldy belt.
Ketchup, mustard, and glyph stained Defias armor.
An emergency kitchen knife.
Tom's inventory:
A gold coin.
Knitting needles.
Terry, Porkins, the gibberish note, and Tom's Gibberish Translator Book are all together, but at a different location.
Post by
Skreeran
>Get to the king
Post by
Joemaster240
((i've seen that one video before. i love the music to it. i feel a little late though :P))
<Throw your hands up and shout "Praise the Light"
Post by
Anmity
< There's smoke coming from somewhere!
Post by
Neonhyper
<Throw your hands up and shout "Praise the Light"
You throw your hands up and are about to shout, but then you realize making a lot of noise is probably not what you want to do when there might be
real
Hoggers walking around. You decide to stay quiet and keep heading down the secret tunnel entrance to the Throne Room!
< There's smoke coming from somewhere!
It's coming from... within the tunnels!
>Get to the king
Now the smoke jolts you into a run. The King
MUST
be warned, and like, right now too, because you're not too keen on the inside of Stormwind burning to death with you in it.
>
Post by
Random0008
< Fall on Anduin
Post by
Neonhyper
< Fall on Anduin
You trip on something, which, while you're tripping you look back to see what you've tripped on and find it to be a dummy statue of Anduin Wrynn! He doesn't look in the best of the shape, apparently, as it looks like this dummy has been tripped over multiple times. You wonder what could have tripped over him, considering you seem to be the only sane person here.
>You trip and fall into a gruff looking guards arms.
Once you finish tripping, you seem to fall into the arms of one of the guard dummies. You look up to find that it's none other than your arch nemesis-at-the-moment.
Tim.
You're scared to death, and pull yourself out of his arms as you continue running down the tunnel.
>
Post by
Joemaster240
<Summon Terry and Porkins and have them smite the dummy's for you.
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Post by
Neonhyper
<Summon Terry and Porkins and have them smite the dummy's for you.
They're busy translating, remember? You know, that gibberish note you were too lazy to translate yourself.
> Make a
creative use
.of game mechanics
to destroy any dummy that gets in your way.
Including Tim.
Your previous experiences with these dummies tells you that no creative use of game mechanics will actually destroy them. However, you believe it will be possible to sneak by them! You slip into a stealthing mode and use the cover of the smoke coming from within the tunnels to weave around the dummies, who are powerless to block your path!
You wonder if this would have worked with the dummy standing outside the main entrance.
Hrm.
>
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