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Joemaster240
<Sprout wings and fly
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Neonhyper
<Sprout wings and fly
You close your eyes, thinking about flying. You think about the bird that can fly, the flying land shark that doesn't have wings but can still fly. You think about that one dead flying horse that somehow manages to have wings. Then you think about the monkey, the crane, the tiger, and all those other animals that can't fly and how stupid they are!
You then open your eyes, hoping to have sprouted wings!
Unfortunately, now you're just choking on stray smoke.
>murlocs have overun stormwind
The puppet fish ate them all, you seem to keep forgetting that.
> The king must be warned!
THE KING MUST BE WARNED!
You weave your way through the tunnel until you think you can see the light at the end of it. The side entrance to the Stormwind Keep opens up and you're in one of the small rooms on the side that nobody really touches because they don't have anybody of real importance in them. You step your way to the exit of this small room, you're facing the back of the throne, which is ridiculously tall and the colors stand out like sore thumbs.
You really wish King Wrynn had a better decorator.
As you step around the throne, your mouth hangs open in utter shock, or maybe disgust, you're not quite sure at the moment. In the archway that exits the throne room to the outside of Stormwind, hanging by what looks like strings... or maybe entrails, that you're also not sure about, is the back of King Wrynn. You walk under him, only to feel something hit your head.
You wipe the top of your head to realize that it's blood.
You twitch as you turn to look at the front of the dangling corpse, which is posed in mock dancing. His stop was apparently cut open wide and maggots are now squirming in and out of his exposed rib cage.
Ew.
You really hate this place.
>
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Joemaster240
<you decide to sit on the thrown and become the new king of Stormwind
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Neonhyper
> You wonder if that's Varian and what could have happened to Thrall.
"Its a Global
conspiracy!
"
You do wonder about this for a moment, you're pretty sure the dangling, dancing corpse is Varian Wrynn, considering the wild wanna-be blood elf hairdo. You're not sure if this a localized conspiracy or not, though. You don't really want to try looking around the world to see it though, that might be confusing.
<you decide to sit on the thrown and become the new king of Stormwind
You step away from the dangling corpse toward the flamboyant throne. You sit down, raise your hands to the air, and scream, 'I AM THE KING OF STORMWIND!'.
It's not all that amazing with nobody else around.
>
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Joemaster240
<Steal the kings crown and wear it on your behind
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Neonhyper
> Plunder Varian's body and the Keep for useful things.
<Steal the kings crown and wear it on your behind
You're not touching that corpse with a fifty-foot pole, thank you very much.
However, plundering the keep may prove to be useful. You begin by checking the the throne itself, and only manage to find the King's signet ring hidden under the seat of the throne.
>
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Joemaster240
<get a fifty-one foot pole and steal his crown and wear it on your bottom
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Neonhyper
<get a fifty-one foot pole and steal his crown and wear it on your bottom
No.
Just.
No.
>
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Joemaster240
<You find a guy with a strange yellow ! above his head in the keep.
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Neonhyper
<You find a guy with a strange yellow ! above his head in the keep.
You wander around looking for things of value, except not finding anything except slimy objects that are really slimy and gross and disgusting. You notice that there's a man in one of the off-side rooms with an exclamation mark over his head, you decide whatever it is, it's not worth your time, and you stab him.
>
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Joemaster240
<You search the mans corpse
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Neonhyper
<You search the mans corpse
You search the corpse and come across a wrinkled sheet of paper.
>
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Joemaster240
<Blow your nose with the wrinkled paper
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Neonhyper
<Blow your nose with the wrinkled paper
You blow your nose with the paper you just found, thus making anything on the paper now completely illegible with your snot. That probably wasn't the smartest move.
<see what happened in he city
You walk back under the dangling corpse of the King to head out the man entrance of the Keep.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You look at the guard dummy that had previously been blocking your path to get in, and now he's blocking your path out. You really wonder why it's here and what purpose it's supposed to serve.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
...
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't leave the king there's a guard dummy in the way.
Screw it.
>
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<You see a small present that has your name written all over it
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