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One Day In Goldshire...
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Post by
lightnstuff
> consider anihalating super cloud with your own lazar.
Post by
Joemaster240
>you look at terry and porkins and see porkins attempting to strangle Terry
Post by
Morec0
> Use you gibberish decoder to decipher C'thun's words.
Post by
denjerre
> You see a fence. You simply must jump over it.
Post by
Neonhyper
> consider anihalating super cloud with your own lazar.
Porkins isn't in the mood to lazar anybody, unfortunately.
>you look at terry and porkins and see porkins attempting to strangle Terry
"Hey! Hey! Knock if off!" You tell the glove puppets, who are trying to kill each other.
They slump in sadness and retreat.
> You see a fence. You simply must jump over it.
You jump over a fence for fun, you catch your foot however and fall.
> Use you gibberish decoder to decipher C'thun's words.
On the ground you use your translator book in an attempt to figure out what C'thun had told you! Except you can't remember what C'thun had told you, so you put the book away and continue down the road.
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Post by
Joemaster240
>You decide to punch Porkins in the stomach and laugh at him
Post by
Morec0
> Pray to the Old Gods for forgiveness and power, this time keeping your translator at the ready.
Post by
lightnstuff
> Secretly also pray to the other old gods who you are not praying to at the same time that the first old god will not asplode your head.
Post by
denjerre
> Ask Porkins to lazoor the mean fence
Post by
Anmity
> Ask yourself why your talking dagger, Henry, isn't with you.
Post by
Neonhyper
>You decide to punch Porkins in the stomach and laugh at him
You hit Porkins and begin to laugh in his face. Terry is unhappy at you still, and now Porkins is too. You have a feeling you're not being a very good friend to your friends.
> Ask Porkins to lazoor the mean fence
You ask Porkins to lazoor the fence, but he's unhappy with you, so he refuses.
> Ask yourself why your talking dagger, Henry, isn't with you.
You think Henry would be good company, but unfortunately you left him in Dalaran when you got drunk and did that thing with that one girl in the on....
You know, you're just not gonna think about that.
> Pray to the Old Gods for forgiveness and power, this time keeping your translator at the ready.
> Secretly also pray to the other old gods who you are not praying to at the same time that the first old god will not asplode your head.
You do that creepy praying thing again to C'thun with your translator book handy. No gibberish comes to mind though, you just get reverse smited with a big bolt of shadow to the face. Ow.
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Post by
Joemaster240
>You small delicious and contemplate eating yourself.
Post by
Morec0
> Pray to Sargeras for power, weapons, armor, and chicks.
Post by
lightnstuff
> Pray to ALL the old gods that sargeras does not asplode your head while you do that.
Post by
Orranis
>Sacrifice Porkins to Hakkar, so he doesn't murder you.
Post by
Neonhyper
>You small delicious and contemplate eating yourself.
... this is a disturbing thought. You decide not to eat yourself because that would somewhat counterproductive.
> Pray to Sargeras for power, weapons, armor, and chicks.
> Pray to ALL the old gods that sargeras does not asplode your head while you do that.
>Sacrifice Porkins to Hakkar, so he doesn't murder you.
You have a list of things to do, get chicks and new armor and new weapons and power... especially chicks, from Sargeras. So you began chanting to the Twisting Nether in hopes that it will rain down upon you. However nothing really ends up happening and instead you're forced to pray to the old gods again that Sargeras isn't trying to smite you.
Then you think that Hakkar is angry so you try to sacrifice Porkins, but Terry holds you down and the two glove puppets beat you to a pulp for dabbling in dark arts.
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Post by
lightnstuff
> Pray for forgiveness to the light.
Post by
Morec0
> Head towards Goldshire.
Post by
Joemaster240
>Salt your arm and begin gnawing at it
Post by
Neonhyper
> Pray for forgiveness to the light.
You pray to the Light and feel all fuzzy inside. This seems to be working.
>Salt your arm and begin gnawing at it
> Head towards Goldshire.
Both these ideas are nonsensical and not related! If you eat yourself you'll die, and if you go back to Goldshire you're getting further away from Eastvale.
You decide you'll keep heading toward where the mastermind is.
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