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Post by
Joemaster240
>Remember that it's Terry's birthday and try and make a gift
Post by
lightnstuff
> Lick your inner fuzzyness and see how it tastes.
Post by
Orranis
> Question existence.
Post by
Anmity
> Discover speed enchanted boots in a nearby bush.
Post by
Neonhyper
>Remember that it's Terry's birthday and try and make a gift
You give Terry a handmade grass gift. He's actually quite honored and is started to get not so mad at you.
> Lick your inner fuzzyness and see how it tastes.
Tastes like strawberry icecream!
> Question existence.
You spend a moment questioning the reason you even exist. For if you didn't exist, you wouldn't have been a rogue, you wouldn't have retired, you wouldn't have picked up tailoring and enchanting, you wouldn't have started drinking, and you wouldn't have done that one thing that night that got you into this mess in the first place.
However, if you didn't exist, you wouldn't have met Terry or Porkins, you wouldn't have met the 300 spartans, or defeated the king slime thing, or done anything else historically awesome, like touch the King of Stormwind's corpse.
You know, you like existence.
> Discover speed enchanted boots in a nearby bush.
You find awesome speed enchanted boots in a bush and put them on!
Equipped: Speed Enchanted Boots
>
Post by
lightnstuff
>Encounter Bilbo the rolling tuskarr.
Post by
Joemaster240
>you decide your bored with terry and porkins and decide to put them away and pull out there twin brotheres Perry and torkins
Post by
Anmity
> Day dream about your first love.
Post by
Orranis
> Day dream about the taste of your first love, after cut into bacon, cured, and fried.
Post by
denjerre
> Decide that Terry and Porkins were better anyway.
Post by
Skreeran
>Ask Terry if he's a boy glove-puppet or a girl glove-puppet.
Post by
Orranis
>Decide that you require sustenance.
Post by
Interest
> Go fishing in the Stormwind City moat.
Post by
Neonhyper
>Encounter Bilbo the rolling tuskarr.
A tuskarr creature rolls by you! You know them from Northrend when you used to steal cute little wolvar pups for them in the Dragonblight. You ask him what his name is and he says Bilbo, you have a nice little conversation, Terry and Porkins say hi, and then he goes back to rolling through Elwynn.
>you decide your bored with terry and porkins and decide to put them away and pull out there twin brotheres Perry and torkins
You didn't realize you had a second pair of glove puppets.
After checking around a bit you realize you don't.
> Decide that Terry and Porkins were better anyway.
Yeah, Terry and Porkins are the best. You take a moment to tell them that and they decide to hug you.
>Decide that you require sustenance.
You needed sustenance for a while. One of these being beer. But there's no beer in this weird place, you're not exactly sure why, but there's no beer. You're depressed.
All though, beer got you into this mess.
> Go fishing in the Stormwind City moat.
Well.... you don't have a fishing pole. Even if you did have a fishing pole, you're not quite sure you want to go back to Stormwind.
You can't fish in the Stormwind Moat there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't fish in the Stormwind Moat there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't fish in the Stormwind Moat there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't fish in the Stormwind Moat there's a guard dummy in the way.
You can't fish in the Stormwind Moat there's a guard dummy in the way.
You still have nightmares about this.
> Day dream about your first love.
> Day dream about the taste of your first love, after cut into bacon, cured, and fried.
You dream about your first love, a little noble girl from Stormwind when you were just a weeee little boy. She was adorable, cute, beautiful, cute... beautiful... and then slowly you begin to wonder what she would taste like as bacon.
Man, you
are
weird.
>Ask Terry if he's a boy glove-puppet or a girl glove-puppet.
You suddenly realize why walking down the road that Terry is a boy AND a girl name. You turn to Terry and ask if he's a girl or a boy. There's a very. Very. VERY long awkward silence.
....
....
....
....
....
Terry is a girl.
You get very. Very. VERY quiet as you continue walk.
>
Post by
denjerre
> Tell Terry to make you some sandwiches.
Post by
Anmity
> Think about the day that you first met Terry and Porkins.
Post by
Joemaster240
>get down on one knee and propose to terry.
Post by
Interest
> Bah, I go find some work to buy a fishing pole.
Post by
zynester
> Bah, I go find some work to buy a fishing pole.
>but instead buy that white shield you always wanted!
Post by
Interest
> Bah, I go find some work to buy a fishing pole.
>but instead buy that white shield you always wanted!
((You do know how this works right?))
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