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Post by
zynester
no :S lol throught you add on what a person said
Post by
Neonhyper
> Think about the day that you first met Terry and Porkins.
Well that was a long time ago... in a closet in the Goldshire in that you had accidentally locked yourself in. You discovered Porkins and Terry and the three of you became instant best friends.
> Tell Terry to make you some sandwiches.
>get down on one knee and propose to terry.
You're about to tell Terry to go and make you a sandwich, but then you remember you have something important you wanted to tell her. You get down on one knee and pull out a ring from nowhere and show it to Terry, asking if she'll marry you.
She says no, she's already engaged to Porkins.
You are humiliated.
> Bah, I go find some work to buy a fishing pole.
You don't really feel like fishing anymore.
But those buildings in the distance... It looks like... like... EASTVALE!
>
Post by
Interest
> I rush over with post haste.
Post by
lightnstuff
> trip and eat dirt spectacularly.
Post by
denjerre
Get up, but run the other way in confusion.
Post by
Joemaster240
>Secretly plot to murder porkins and merry terry.
Post by
Neonhyper
>Secretly plot to murder porkins and merry terry.
The plan is formulating in your mind as you speak. Poison Porkins pork and then sweep in and rescue Terry while she cries and mourns over his loss. Be charming and daring and make her life as pampered as possible, and then shoot in and attempt engagement number two!
> I rush over with post haste.
But then you remember there's Eastvale in the distance so you RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Its a good thing your boots are enchanted with speed because you're SPEEEEEEEEEEDING.
> trip and eat dirt spectacularly.
But then you trip and begin to eat dirt, it does not taste good, like your mom's shoes and socks.
Get up, but run the other way in confusion.
You get up and begin running, but then realize that there's no Eastvale in the distance so you turn around and begin running again. You'll be there any moment, this you swear!
>
Post by
Orranis
> Search for signs of a wormhole, that we can travel through the curve of time and space and take a root to Eastvale shorter than logically possible.
Post by
lightnstuff
>realize porkins is very close to your heart and you would never kill him, even with fire.
Post by
Orranis
> Except, possibly, hellfire. You might kill him with hellfire.
Post by
Joemaster240
>Challenge porkins to a duel to the death for terry's hand in marriage.
Post by
Anmity
> Remember that both Terry and Porkins have been your best friends for a long time. You could never hurt anyone of them willingly
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Post by
Neonhyper
>realize porkins is very close to your heart and you would never kill him, even with fire.
> Except, possibly, hellfire. You might kill him with hellfire.
>Challenge porkins to a duel to the death for terry's hand in marriage.
>Drop off Terry and Porkins in the nearest wolf den for their "honeymoon"
> Remember that both Terry and Porkins have been your best friends for a long time. You could never hurt anyone of them willingly
You're considering a lot of things to do with Porkins and Terry, you're not exactly sure any of them are humane, or kind at that, but you're still considering them. Considering your heart is aching and you really love Terry, but at the same time know she betrayed you, and that yet you still don't want to hurt her...
But Porkins is still your friend, so why could you hurt him for something you never even knew about?
You eventually decide to just leave the two glove puppets alone.
> Search for signs of a wormhole, that we can travel through the curve of time and space and take a root to Eastvale shorter than logically possible.
You're looking around desperately for a wormhole, some sort of disturbance in the natural flow of the universe that will allow you travel to Eastvale much faster than you could ever possibly do any other time. Eventually you stumble across a rift in the space time continuum and bend it to your will so that you instantly find yourself and Terry and Porkins dropped off nearby Eastvale.
>
Post by
Orranis
> Realize were nearly friend to death by all the radiation a wormhole would contain. On a side note, realize you are very hungry.
Post by
denjerre
> Look around.
Post by
Anmity
> Notice your ketchup, mustard and glyph stained Defias Armor now also has some kind of slime on it, You decide to call it time-slime.
Post by
Interest
> I catch my breath when I finally arrive at Eastvale.
Post by
Joemaster240
>find a magical ham ray and use it on porkins.
Post by
Skreeran
>Give Terry a heartfelt apology for kissing her earlier. Admit your love for her, but let her know that you will respect her life with Porkins and that you hope that you both can still be friends.
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