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Post by
Neonhyper
> Realize were nearly friend to death by all the radiation a wormhole would contain. On a side note, realize you are very hungry.
> Notice your ketchup, mustard and glyph stained Defias Armor now also has some kind of slime on it, You decide to call it time-slime.
You're suddenly frightened as you realize the danger of using a wormhole, you look yourself over frantically, hoping that you're not glowing or suddenly disintegrating or something dangerous like that. Luckily, you're all clear and you're not about to explode or be fried in any way shape or form. However, you're famished.
There's slime on your Defias armor, some sort of slime, you call is time-slime and decide to eat. Luckily it tastes like chicken, so there's no problems here.
>Give Terry a heartfelt apology for kissing her earlier. Admit your love for her, but let her know that you will respect her life with Porkins and that you hope that you both can still be friends.
>find a magical ham ray and use it on porkins.
You have another idea to hurt Porkins as you finish your meal, but then you realize that you really shouldn't do anything. They are your friends, after all.
You turn to Terry and give her an apology from the deepest depths of your heart. You confess your undying love in the best words you possibly can, without offending her in ways that might get you slapped, as you know how hard it hurts to get slapped by women. After that, you tell both her and Porkins that you'll respect their new life together.
All though you strike a deal that you get to be Porkins best man at the wedding and you get the first slice of cake.
> I catch my breath when I finally arrive at Eastvale.
> Look around.
You slowly breathe in an out as you run the short distance to actually get to Eastvale. Once there you look around. The only thing you find to be strange is that there's no blabbering idiots, no guard dummies (thank goodness), or anything else strange. The Logging Camp is absolutely empty... nobody's around.
You're starting to think that maybe this was a wild goose chase.
>
Post by
denjerre
> Inspect the nearest building
Post by
Morec0
> Search for information about what happened within the nearest building.
Post by
Interest
> I look around, searching for anything suspicious.
Post by
Joemaster240
>Porkins get's in an argument with Terry and breaks off the engagement.
Post by
lightnstuff
>watch as Porkins enters a randomly placed wyrm hole.
Post by
Neonhyper
>Porkins get's in an argument with Terry and breaks off the engagement.
>watch as Porkins enters a randomly placed wyrm hole.
Your mind wanders into a bunch of different scenarios of things that could happen to Porkins, once again. However, you shake your head and realize that none of this is possible. Terry and Porkins are together, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
> Inspect the nearest building
> Search for information about what happened within the nearest building.
> I look around, searching for anything suspicious.
Numberous things run through your mind as you survey the deserted logging camp in front of you. The first thing you decide is to run into the nearest normal house building and inspect and check and throw everything around in an attempt to find something suspicious or out of the ordinary that's more out of the ordinary than everything that's not ordinary around here.
So you run into the building, turning over furniture and stuff until you come across a note!
Another note.
You hate notes.
>
Post by
Skreeran
>Read note.
Post by
Joemaster240
>Burn the note and offer it up to your gods, whose name incidentally are Terry and Porkins.
Post by
Interest
> I read the note.
Post by
denjerre
> If it's giberrish, have Terry and Porkins decipher it.
Post by
Neonhyper
>Read note.
> I read the note.
> If it's giberrish, have Terry and Porkins decipher it.
You set the note down for a moment, take deep breaths, do some aerobic exercises, run out of the house and run around the house, do a few laps about Eastvale, before finally coming back to the note. You are ready for this, you are ready for whatever might be on that sheet of paper, right there. Terry and Porkins have the gibberish translator book handy, just in case.
You crack your knuckles, reach over, and unfold the note.
'
Tom
So it seems you made it this far. Good, didn't think you would. Maybe thought you had gone insane or something and wouldn't stay on track to get out here. Well, unfortunately for you I'm not here, because you still have something to do. This part of the world isn't normal, as you've already seen.
Well the rest of the world isn't either.
Head on south to Darkshire and see for yourself what else I've done. Maybe I'll be there.
Maybe not.'
You're utterly an entirely freaked out by whoever is writing you these notes. Luckily it wasn't in gibberish this time.
>Burn the note and offer it up to your gods, whose name incidentally are Terry and Porkins.
You're a little bit to shaken up to remember to start burning notes and sacrifices.
>
Post by
Anmity
> You hear something and decide to go check it out.
Post by
denjerre
> Bash your head against the window in frustration
Post by
Joemaster240
>Pray to terry and porkins that you can find this guy
Post by
lightnstuff
>become subject to time paradox.
Post by
Interest
> Okay so I head down to Darkshire.
Post by
Skreeran
>Take horse from Eastvale Stables
Post by
Neonhyper
> Bash your head against the window in frustration
You turn to the nearest window and slam your head against it. You are frustrated, you are angry that you don't know what's going on and the only person who does is playing hide and seek with you. However, this head bashing only succeeds in making your head hurt more and shattering the glass of the window.
Oops.
>Pray to terry and porkins that you can find this guy
You start praying, originally to Terry and Porkins but realize that you don't have gods named that nor do Terry and Porkins appreciated being prayed to, then to the Light that you can find this maniac who's messing you up like... messing you up. You're not quite sure how to describe it properly but you're not happy. Not happy at all.
>become subject to time paradox.
TIME PARADOX.
You find yourself momentarily in the past reliving a moment where you were assaulted by a puppet fish. You will the time paradox to take you back to your own time, which it does, luckily.
>Take horse from Eastvale Stables
> Okay so I head down to Darkshire.
> You hear something and decide to go check it out.
You hear something outside the house you're in and go to check it out. You can't seem to find anything, though, and think that you might be going insane or something. You shrug and decide its time to go to Darkshire. The best thing you can think of is to take a horse from the Eastvale stables, as you know this is where you bought your first horse when you needed one.
You head over to where people are normally keeping the horses, but nobody is there. Neither are there any horses, which is disappointing yet you can't say you weren't expecting that. With a shrug, you head out back to the road to go east to Redridge, then south to Duskwood.
>
Post by
denjerre
> You decide to fill the time with a... FOOD FIGHT!
Wait, do you have any food?
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