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One Day In Goldshire...
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Post by
Anmity
> Suddenly you imagine having a sparkling, flying horse that rides around everywhere!
Post by
Skreeran
>Look at the horse. It sure is amazing.
>/lick
Post by
Joemaster240
>eat the horse!
Post by
Orranis
> Imagine that perhaps this horse was the crippled steed of the terrible Lich King, and wonder what wrath taking it might bring down upon you.
Reconsider riding imaginary horse.
Post by
lightnstuff
>Deeply consider riding horse. Ride it anyways because it's sparkly.
Post by
Neonhyper
Decide to take an alternate route to Darkshire.
Yup, this is a good idea. You think you might be able to cross the river that divides Elwynn and Duskwood, so you start heading even more south toward that area.
> Suddenly you imagine having a sparkling, flying horse that rides around everywhere!
>Look at the horse. It sure is amazing.
>/lick
>eat the horse!
>Deeply consider riding horse. Ride it anyways because it's sparkly.
> Imagine that perhaps this horse was the crippled steed of the terrible Lich King, and wonder what wrath taking it might bring down upon you.
Reconsider riding imaginary horse.
As you're walking you begin to have amazing images of giant flying sparkly horses. They are big, they are imaginary and they are sparkly. You like sparkly. They're flying around and being pretty and you're deeply considering maybe getting on it to ride to Darkshire. You walk up to them and lick it, just because.
It doesn't seem all that happy, and it tastes like cotton candy that you got at the Darkmoon Faire once. You consider eating it, but that wouldn't be nice. But then you have images of it being Invincible, the Lich King's crippled steed! But then you think that minorly preposterous and get on it anyway.
>
Post by
Orranis
>Discover that the horse is a lie and you are schizophrenic. What if Porkins is a lie to?
Post by
Skreeran
>Dismiss idea. You're not crazy. You're the only sane thing in this crazy nightmare world.
Post by
lightnstuff
>Proceed to eat right arm.
Post by
Patty
>Hears Terry and Porkins getting 'intimate'.
Post by
Orranis
> Develop overwhelming sense of paranoia of insanity, of both yours and that of others. Begin to realize this suggest schizophrenia. Realize again that you're the only sane man in a mad world. Rinse repeat, thought paradox!
Post by
denjerre
> Think about how you will cross the river. A strange sounds echoes through your mind.
waddle waddle waddle
Post by
Joemaster240
>Watch terry and porkins getting intimate and crash into a tree as you do so.
Post by
Orranis
> Begin to hear more strange sounds, some noises, others whispers...
Your friends will betray you.
Post by
lightnstuff
>Realize your freinds HAVE betrayed you, and the light isn't doing much to help.
Post by
Orranis
> You will be alone in the end.
Post by
Interest
> Attempt to burn everything down. I can't take it anymore.
Post by
497839
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Post by
Neonhyper
>Discover that the horse is a lie and you are schizophrenic. What if Porkins is a lie to?
The horse vanishes underneath you and you begin to sob because this is terrible. You were actually using that horse, thank you very much! Then you realize you're probably going crazy and seeing things, so you decide to see if Porkins really is real by poking him over and over and over and over again. Eventually he slaps you and you realize that yes, Porkins is definitely still there and still real.
>Dismiss idea. You're not crazy. You're the only sane thing in this crazy nightmare world.
Then you remember you're obviously not crazy because you've seen crazier things here.
>Proceed to eat right arm.
>Watch terry and porkins getting intimate and crash into a tree as you do so.
>Hears Terry and Porkins getting 'intimate'.
> Develop overwhelming sense of paranoia of insanity, of both yours and that of others. Begin to realize this suggest schizophrenia. Realize again that you're the only sane man in a mad world. Rinse repeat, thought paradox!
You dwell on a few things some more, crashing into a tree, seeing Terry and Porkins 'doing' it (OH GOSH YOUR MIND YOUR MIND YOUR MIND) and that you're paranoid that you'll never be happy and then you begin to chew on your right arm and then you realize you probably are going crazy and now you're going die alone in a crazy world all crazily with crazy people who are crazy and two glove puppets who don't really care about you.
You're life sucks.
> Begin to hear more strange sounds, some noises, others whispers...
Your friends will betray you.
>Realize your freinds HAVE betrayed you, and the light isn't doing much to help.
There are strange whispers in your head, they sound like those Old Gods you were trying to pray to before, and now you're scared to death. They're telling you that your friends are going to betray you, and you realize they did betray you, and steal your money, and made you into a homeless bum.
(...)
Post by
Neonhyper
> Attempt to burn everything down. I can't take it anymore.
>You have a sudden feeling of nausea from nowhere, and vomit all over yourself. You see the vomit has bugs in it....
You grab a nearby torch from nowhere and light the forest on fire, you're dying inside, you can't take this pain this agony. When the trees burn, you realize that they're slowly melting into black goo. That's gross, so you start feeling sick and begin to vomit, and the vomit has creepy black bugs in it.
>
((Orranis's second whisper command is bugged, so I couldn't quote it, sorry!))
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