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Post by
lightnstuff
>Take a stim pack. Feel better.
Post by
Orranis
> Also realize you're in the middle of a wild uncontrolled forest fire, threatening your life and everything in it. GG dude.
Post by
Joemaster240
>you realize that your going to die alone with terry and porkins being intimate nearby.
Post by
lightnstuff
>Spam more stim packs.
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497839
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Post by
Interest
> I try to wake up from this nightmare. It is a nightmare right?
Post by
denjerre
Do a barrel roll. Did it work?
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Post by
Orranis
> Wonder why no reaction has been caused by his actions. Contemplates physics, then decides that multiple deity that controls every aspect of his world exists, with one final one being the end decision. Name prime deity Neon.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Wonder why no reaction has been caused by his actions. Contemplates physics, then decides that multiple deity that controls every aspect of his world exists, with one final one being the end decision. Name prime deity Neon.
Your actions are apparently dictated by something, because even though you have a bunch of thoughts in your head you can't do anything until someone somewhere takes the time out of there busy (or lack-thereof) schedule to make you do something important or not so much because other people are telling that one person what to do with you.
This is all really confusing, but you do realize that there must be someone out there, and you decide to name them Neon, hopefully that makes them happy.
Your reputation with the narrator has gone up by 500!
> Also realize you're in the middle of a wild uncontrolled forest fire, threatening your life and everything in it. GG dude.
> Try to put out the fire.
>you realize that your going to die alone with terry and porkins being intimate nearby.
Oh wow this is the worst predicament you've been in yet. So you've vomited, wondered what your life really is, started burning a forest, and now you're stuck in a forest fire with your two best friends getting it on nearby. This is just wonderful. You procure a large bucket of water from somewhere, and begin trying to put out the fires. This isn't working.
>Take a stim pack. Feel better.
>Spam more stim packs.
Do a barrel roll. Did it work?
>Get boat.
You inject yourself with many stimpacks. This is working, this is working, you feel better. You decide to do a barrel roll, which isn't working so much. But then you have another idea, a grand idea, an idea so awesome that it will shatter the barriers of anybody who has thought of any other idea ever.
Get. Boat.
>A golden wolf appears at your side. It speaks..
> I try to wake up from this nightmare. It is a nightmare right?
As you try to figure out how to get boat, a wolf runs up to you, speaking gibberish, before running off. You decide to pinch yourself to get out of this crazy world. The narrator slaps you for being silly because you've tried this before.
Your reputation with the narrator has decreased by 250!
Darnit.
>
Post by
denjerre
> Speak with fire to calm it down. Hey, everything speaks here.
Post by
Interest
> Turn in some Runecloth to gain rep with the narrator.
Post by
Joemaster240
>Rise up in revolution against the narrator!
Post by
Skreeran
>Pray to Neon for Deus Ex Machina.
Post by
lightnstuff
>Give narrator stimpack.
Post by
Orranis
> Realize Porkin's is still getting intimate, and has probably burned to death by now.
Post by
lightnstuff
>Offer more stimpacks.
Post by
Joemaster240
>you shake your head and look around, the fire is gone it was all in your head.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Speak with fire to calm it down. Hey, everything speaks here.
>you shake your head and look around, the fire is gone it was all in your head.
You open your eyes and look around, the fire's gone, what luck! Then you blink and its back. You hate your imagination with a passion. You decide to try talking to the fire, giving it encouraging words to ask it to calm down and not burn you to death so that you can get on with your life. However, the fire isn't talking or responding, curses!
> Realize Porkin's is still getting intimate, and has probably burned to death by now.
You look around, to find that Porkins and Terry are still alive, bu they've finished doing 'that' stuff. Good, those images were burning in your mind and you really, really, really, didn't like them.
>Rise up in revolution against the narrator!
> Turn in some Runecloth to gain rep with the narrator.
You are about to rise up against the narrator for putting you here, but realize that's not a good idea. You fish around in your bag for those stacks of runecloth you have lying around for no apparent reason. You settle to give them to the cloth quartermaster for the narrator next time you pass by that person.
>Give narrator stimpack.
>Offer more stimpacks.
What.
>Pray to Neon for Deus Ex Machina.
Okay, so this might actually work.
You take a moment to pray that the narrator, Neon, in this case, will take you away in an obviously divine intervention so you don't burn. After a while, and the fires get very close... you, Porkins, and Terry end up in some sort of ginormous celestial room with no visible floor even though you're standing on something.
In the distance you can see some sort of a desk, with some sort of a glowing flat rectangle on it, with some sort of young person sitting in front of it. Closer examination reveals some shrimpy, brown-haired, teenaged girl with glasses in jeans and some sort of short sleeved red t-shirt.
Wait.
That's
the narrator?
>
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