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< Slap yourself for doing that.
Post by
Neonhyper
<Pokes the slimy corpse with a stick.
It doesn't move. You didn't figure it would, it's dead.
> "Where did the stick come from?"
You really don't know. You look down at the stick in your hand, and toss it over your shoulder.
You vaguely recall your mother telling you you shouldn't trust creepy sticks that come out of nowhere.
< Lick the slime. It smells like chicken.
< Slap yourself for doing that.
You want to pretend it smells like chicken, but to be honest, it really smells like elekk dodoo and oil. You have the urge to lick it though. Unfortunately, it tastes worse than elekk dodoo and oil, it tastes more like rotting meat combined with exhaust gas, troll sweat, and urine.
You proceed to hit yourself for even trying to lick creepy slime on a dead corpse.
>
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Neonhyper
> Go back to the kicthen looking for something to eat, gotta take that bad taste from the mouth.
This is an idea you can get into.
You walk up the stairs again, hoping to get the image of the creepy corpse out of your mind as you rifle through the cabinets. Unfortunately, most of the food is rotting or expired.
Wherever this place is, you're really starting to hate it.
>
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Post by
BuryYourDead
<Spot large knife on table.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Find a window to yell something random like "RP SUCKS!"
You find a window sill in the main lobby of the inn, you poke your head out and scream, "RP SUCKS!" You're not really sure what that means, but it sure felt good to blame something.
You retreat back to the kitchen.
<Spot large knife on table
You spot a large knife on the table near you.
You pick it up and find a piece of leather that hasn't rotted yet and wrap it around your undergarments. At least you have a weapon, even if you're still mostly naked.
>
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229054
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Post by
Neonhyper
>Read an inscription on the knife:
"In case of emergency"
A
slime
appears!
COMBAT MODE!
You find this to be emergency enough.
You take the knife and stab the creepy blue thing that popped out LAST time you walked into the kitchen. You wonder if these things are triggered by movement into this room.
It makes a horrific shrieking noise before dissipating into nothing.
>
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Post by
Anmity
> Tries to have a conversation with the frozen gnome
Post by
Neonhyper
> Tries to have conversation with the frozen gnome
As you pass the gnome again, you try talking to him.
"How's it going, mate?" You say.
He doesn't respond.
Oh well.
> Leaves the kicthen and go upstairs into of the corridors you haven't been into before.
You head out of the kitchen and walk back upstairs, avoiding thinking about falling as you check one of the corridors. You perform the ultimate choosing technique.
Eni, meanie, minie.... mo!
You open the door and walk through.
>
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Post by
Patty
>Sees a bathtub. A murloc squeezes through the plughole.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Look around
>Sees a bathtub. A murloc squeezes through the plughole.
You look around, heading into one of the rooms in the corridor. There's a bathtub in the corner, and you look inside of it, to find a murloc trying to squeeze through plug.
You freak out and slamt he cork back in the hole before fleeing the room.
>
Post by
BuryYourDead
< Spot full Defias gear on bannister, covered in Ketchup and Mustard.
Post by
Anmity
> Realize you are hungry and try eating some of the ketchup and mustard
Post by
Neonhyper
< Spot full Defias gear on bannister, covered in Ketchup and Mustard.
You pick the Defias gear up. Realizing you're still naked you change into it.
You then realize how gross this is.
> Realize you are hungry and try eating some of the ketchup and mustard
You are hungry, you're actually quite ravenous, but for some reason, the ketchup and mustard won't budge.
Dang, it's must be stained.
>
Post by
Skreeran
<Wonder if you are male or female
<Look in pants
Post by
Patty
> Vanish oxi action woman pops up in the house, advertising Vanish oxi-action's removal of stains.
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