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Post by
Patty
> Chew the wax of the candle.
Post by
BuryYourDead
< Put candle on head and scream at corpse 'YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
Post by
Neonhyper
> Pray in front of the candle
You kneel down and reverently pray in front of the candle.
You're not quite sure what or who you're praying to, and after you're finished praying, you feel quite stupid.
> Chew the wax of the candle.
You take some of the wax off the candle and chew on it, before spitting it out.
The choice of cuisine in this inn is terrible.
Gosh darnit.
< Put candle on head and scream at corpse 'YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
You prepare to put the candle on your head, until you realize there are no corpses around.
>
Post by
Anmity
> Try to melt the frozen gnome using the candle, to see if he's still alive
Post by
Patty
>Collects water from the melting gnome.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Try to melt the frozen gnome using the candle, to see if he's still alive
>Collects water from the melting gnome.
You head back downstairs to go find the frozen gnome. You then realize that the gnome isn't frozen in a block of ice. It's more like he's stuck in time. You set the candle down and pick him up, looking right into his eyes.
You then realize he's most likely dead and you're holding a corpse.
You chuck him out the window and run back upstairs with the candle, screaming.
>
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Post by
Anmity
> Imagine you are being strangled by an unknown power
Post by
BuryYourDead
< Realise its only a gnome and no one likes them anyway
Post by
Patty
>Throws themself backwards, into a table which morphs into a bed.
Post by
Neonhyper
> "Why the hell am I screaming? I kill people for a living!"
Pretend to be a mage and teleport out of the inn by running towards the wall, in the end of a corridor.
You realize this is a very good question you're asking yourself. Why the crap are you screaming, you kill people all the time!
Or you did, before you retired.
In your despair, you toss yourself at the end of the hallway, and hope you get teleported to some unknown area.
Unfortunately you only manage, once again, to run into a wall and slam yourself to the ground.
> Imagine you are being strangled by an unknown power
While on the ground, you wrestle with hands at your throat, tossing you around from side to side as you gasp for breath. You can't see who's attacking you, but whoever it is, he's about to get a fist full of FURY! You launch your hand up at the air in front of you, only to remember that you're just pretending.
< Realise its only a gnome and no one likes them anyway
Truth. Nobody likes gnomes, except the pink haired ones, they're cute and fun to hu--
Wait, what?
>Throws themself backwards, into a table which morphs into a bed.
You crawl back into the room with the dark closet, and throw yourself backwards onto the table.
It hurts, because it doesn't morph into a bed. You feel stupid now.
>
Post by
Anmity
> Notice a talking statue of Rhonin Redhair
Post by
Patty
> Throw a shoe at Rhonin.
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Post by
Neonhyper
> Notice a talking statue of Rhonin Redhair
You get up and notice a talking statue. It's speaking gibberish, much like the note you found.
> Wonder if Patty the Blood elf female Hannah Montana would be chocking the statue.
And then hear the statue.
You ponder this, thinking it to be logical, even though you don't know a Patty, or a Hannah Montana.
> Throw a shoe at Rhonin.
You throw one of your boots at the Rhonin statue.
It explodes and sends you flying into the dark closet from earlier, and then the door slams shut.
You hate this place.
>
Post by
Anmity
> Do your best to hide
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Post by
BuryYourDead
< Realise your foot came off along with your shoe.
Post by
Neonhyper
> Do your best to hide
You think being in a dark closet is hiding enough.
You can't even see anywhere to hide!
> Leave the closet and head for the corridor, where you find a note, its written:
"Lord PWNZORXXX, emperor of Azeroth and Outland, cousin of Arthas, Illidan and son of Jaina and Krasus. Declare that this town sucks.
PS: The gnome knows".
Maybe we'd find strange notes if we could actually get out of the closet. The door's closed and it won't open!
Dangit all.
I hate this place.
< Realise your foot came off along with your shoe.
This is quite frankly preposterous...
"WAH! MY FOOT!" You scream, looking around for it, only to find it was there the whole time.
>
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